Garnate
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I make no distinction between whiskeys and bourbons and scotch because I'm a heathen.
I didn't know you hated being ignored so much
For an old man you sure are an immature cunt.My milkshake
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I didn't know you hated being ignored so much
For an old man you sure are an immature cunt.
Sinny
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Me? No...
Goddamn it. My boys are NOT happy about the lemon bath.
I wouldn't even know where to find a loose leaf café or shop. lol
I'm failing at life right now.
Google one! You'll love smoky teas. Love. Them. Tell the woman with the sweater vest and glasses (they all look that way) behind the counter that you want something that will fuck you up the ass.
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Garnate
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A tea that can fuck me up the ass? I'm surprised I haven't heard of this before.
Sinny
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What was so predictable, madam?
Wow! You're actually responding to me????? With a quote???????
Omg!!! This is like the BEST DAY EVER.
The pretentious assclown actually acknowledged my presence.
Omg. Everyone. Omg!!!!!
Sinny
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Ask for the big dildo special. All the tea ladies will know what you mean.
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It's like JamesBjohnstone without the racism.
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So now you're the GeeBee?
Garnate
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I'm just first in line.
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Either or; it's not bringing anyone to my yard.
I'd add enough Limoncello until you don't care. Or your top comes off and attracts attention as a result.
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Did I forget your birthday or something?
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Sinny
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Dude. JBJ gets his own special space as an ahole of epic proportions. The shit he says....
This one isn't so much an ahole as a pathological attention whore with zero interest in anyone who can't promote his status here.
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I'm fascinated to know I have a status here. I rather assumed I was on latrine duty until I'd served at least 5 years.
Sinny
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Screw Lambrusco, I am picking up a bottle of limoncello tonight. Now that is summer patio sippin', right there.
But please continue with your removing of her blouse. By all means.
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I demand everyone gets back to making fun of me! Don't make me get out my tiara.
The tiara will fall right off your butt because flat.
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JohnnySavage
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mmm... cleavage...
Garnate
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I don't think you know how to wear a tiara.
