My Pet Peeves (Warning: may find humorous)

[rgraham666]

for me it's drivers who simply cannot give the right of way to pedestrians. Which is what I usually am.

I've been thinking of putting together a fake dynamite belt with a dead man's switch.

"Go ahead. Try to run me over motherfucker! This time it will hurt you as much as it hurts me."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've been thinking of putting together a fake dynamite belt with a dead man's switch.

Have you been watching Tommy Boy again????

 

[Randi Grail]

for me it's drivers who simply cannot give the right of way to pedestrians. Which is what I usually am.

I've been thinking of putting together a fake dynamite belt with a dead man's switch.

"Go ahead. Try to run me over motherfucker! This time it will hurt you as much as it hurts me."

Do what I did. Wear a punk leather jacket full with sharp metal spikes and the words "You might kill me, but I'll scratch your hood." on the back

 

[gauchecritic]

People who think a good arguement stopper for a communist is "Why don't you go live in Russia?"

People who use switch cards for a fucking Mars Bar and then ask for cash back. The fucking cash machine is ten fucking yards away.

Busy supermarkets: Those who cut you off when you're pushing a wheelchair and then stop in front of you. What? You're going to miss the last loaf of bread on a shelf of 4,000?: Those who kick my wife's walking stick from under her then glare (until I glare back, I'm good at glaring)

Women who look at me when I'm wearing shades then don't smile back when they realise I can see them looking.

Absolutely anybody that owns a 4-wheel drive vehicle and lives in suburbia.

People that moan about how much debt they're in when they have two incomes.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

I can relate to many of the peeves here. Something not mentioned yet:

People in the audience at the opera, symphony or ballet who talk, open crinkly noisy candy wrappers, cough, sneeze or snore, turn the pages of their programs, fidget a lot, laugh outloud or clap inappropriately merely to show they know what's going on, or sit forward in their seats as if a few inches less from the top balcony gives them more to see - during a performance, including the overture which many seem to think isn't part of the program.

Xarrumfotl, Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's up there with people who talk during movies, or have a cell phone convo. And don't dare get up during a movie if you're with me.

 

[SlickTony]

Or a woman that farts when you're giving them head.

You have no idea, Carl, what that woman's going through to try to hold it in.

WRT to the people who demand price checks, we know that the checker didn't determine the price of the item. Someone put it in the system wrong. That does not mean that I should pay twice what it said on the tag on the shelf.

Other than that, there's not that much to disagree with.