My - probably never nude - thread

[vwnut]

Very, very nice! You put on one hell of a tease, btw.

 

[MilaMila]

so when you say you did, you did, as in did in the present tense not a hypothetical did where you do says you did but didn't do what you did want to do?

sometimes it can be nice but not usually at this hour and being around a crowd like this. The mind usually pushes things to a place, doesn't it?

You get off on being a pain in my ass, don't you? You know what I meant. If I ever, in the future, happen to say that my pants are off, they are off. Better?

nice you could carry bumpers at the octoberfest
if your arms are big enough. compact girls + well mounted + huge arms = Power

Bumpers?

 

[LostandWaiting]

me a pain in the ass, no, if it hurts when you are doing that it's not being done right.

Teasing only teasing on both accounts.

 

[MilaMila]

me a pain in the ass, no, if it hurts when you are doing that it's not being done right.

Teasing only teasing on both accounts.

Yes, I know you're teasing. As am I.

 

[LostandWaiting]

Yes, I know you're teasing. As am I.

well you're turning out to be quite the tease aren't you with the alluring photos and the wee bit of cheekyness you like to invoke. alls fun in...

 

[MilaMila]

well you're turning out to be quite the tease aren't you with the alluring photos and the wee bit of cheekyness you like to invoke. alls fun in...

I do like some cheekiness. I admit it.

 

[LostandWaiting]

I do like some cheekiness. I admit it.

and so you bring it back to the topic of your bottom again, jeez what to do with you

 

[MilaMila]

and so you bring it back to the topic of your bottom again, jeez what to do with you

You used the word first. I just spelled it correctly. And it's a bit odd we're having two different conversations. One here and one over PMs.

 

[LostandWaiting]

You used the word first. I just spelled it correctly. And it's a bit odd we're having two different conversations. One here and one over PMs.

sorry grammar police....

I don't think it's all that odd, two sides of the same coin. I figure if I have a regular conversation with you in one place and hit on you in another it won't be taken all that seriously. Therefore you won't tell me to fuck off...although I just gave myself away.

 

[MilaMila]

sorry grammar police....

I don't think it's all that odd, two sides of the same coin. I figure if I have a regular conversation with you in one place and hit on you in another it won't be taken all that seriously. Therefore you won't tell me to fuck off...although I just gave myself away.

Ahh. I see. So in which conversation are you hitting on me?

 

[LostandWaiting]

Ahh. I see. So in which conversation are you hitting on me?

I don't know if I should answer that, could come off as incriminating couldn't it? To be fair, in one conversation I'm talking about getting you out of clothes, which one do you think?

plus I have a public image to uphold so I have to throw in a scumbag comment every so often so I look manly. aren't those the rules?

 

[EctoJohn]

Thanks all you lovely people! I've been convinced to post a few more. However, they're probably even less revealing than the others in terms of my chest. One of the pictures I don't really like because it makes my legs look stumpy, which they aren't at all because I'm 5'10", but it's funny looking so I'm sharing it anyway! Someone has asked for a peek of the underwear so that's what the point of these were. Took them...maybe an hour ago while I was changing into my PJs. Or I suppose, out of them. But I put them back on.

Oh gawd, the shirt and panties... my favorite!

And such gorgeous breast to accompany them... my oh my!

 

[MilaMila]

I don't know if I should answer that, could come off as incriminating couldn't it? To be fair, in one conversation I'm talking about getting you out of clothes, which one do you think?

plus I have a public image to uphold so I have to throw in a scumbag comment every so often so I look manly. aren't those the rules?

Continue with the manly image. But the clothes comment wasn't all that blatant. Try a bit harder to perfect your scumbag skills. For example, maybe don't use the word 'bottoms' because it's just not seedy enough.

 

[LostandWaiting]

Continue with the manly image. But the clothes comment wasn't all that blatant. Try a bit harder to perfect your scumbag skills. For example, maybe don't use the word 'bottoms' because it's just not seedy enough.

well it's a slippery slope isn't it? If I'm too big of a scumbag then the women catch on and won't give you the time of day. If you aren't enough of a scumbag, you don't get the cred so how to be filthy without being filthy.

 

[MilaMila]

well it's a slippery slope isn't it? If I'm too big of a scumbag then the women catch on and won't give you the time of day. If you aren't enough of a scumbag, you don't get the cred so how to be filthy without being filthy.

You'll have to figure out the perfect approach. I'm looking forward to the solution.

 

[blue_mojo_pin]

Ah, I do love to see a pair of pretty eyes.

Beautiful stuff. Lips to die for too, I see...

 

[LostandWaiting]

You'll have to figure out the perfect approach. I'm looking forward to the solution.

Hmm...How about I would like to have you straddling me on a chair as you push your top down in the way you do with your pictures. Then slide your hand between our bodies running your fingers between your legs as you press against me.

 

[MilaMila]

Hmm...How about I would like to have you straddling me on a chair as you push your top down in the way you do with your pictures. Then slide your hand between our bodies running your fingers between your legs as you press against me.

Am I supposed to tell you to fuck off now?

 

[MilaMila]

Ah, I do love to see a pair of pretty eyes.

Beautiful stuff. Lips to die for too, I see...

Well, thanks, Mojo. I love my eyes. I love the length of my eyelashes. Never any need for fakes.

 

[LostandWaiting]

Am I supposed to tell you to fuck off now?

Too far? So we have a winner

 

[MilaMila]

Too far? So we have a winner

No, I was just wondering if that was supposed to be my cue or if you have worse.

 

[photogeek]

See for me this is the perfect thread... I love the tease. Your shots are very sxy.

 

[MilaMila]

See for me this is the perfect thread... I love the tease. Your shots are very sxy.

Thanks! Glad you like it.

 

[photogeek]

Wow you are an early riser, or a late sleeper... I have to say that the shots down your dress are very sexy...

 

[MilaMila]

Wow you are an early riser, or a late sleeper... I have to say that the shots down your dress are very sexy...

Late sleeper. I would never wake this early by choice. And thanks!