My pussy is so deep. . .

[NippleMuncher]

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http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2152390/83072759.jpg

 

[talikat]

OMG you guys are hysterical!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

MPISD that Kirk, Spock and Bones are on another 5 year mission.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

My pussy is so deep, Jacques Cousteau and his crew hang out down there.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I hold the overflow contestants for American Idol.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My pussy is so deep it's got a doctorate in philosophy.

(get it..) *snigger*

Brilliance.

 

[NightL]

deep breath - ahhh - normality has returned

 

[NightL]

Fuck - I just realised - I called pmann normal - WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[asource]

...that I'm renting out parking space.

 

[luvthedesserts]

My pussy is so deep, Einstein went insane contemplating its origin.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck - I just realised - I called pmann normal - WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm normal. And classy. Totally.

I'm kind of impressed with these big pussy jokes. It's like finding out you have a twin, but the twin is a different race or something.

 

[Emerson40]

...pussy is so big...

that Pmann has the re-tread work for his cock-ring done in there.



http://www.yearwoodtire.com/images/yearwoodtirebigtire.jpg

 

[NightL]

Up Joan Crawford's...
Derek & Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore) 1977
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UQ8BuWMFyI

 

[NippleMuncher]

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http://files2.sexyandfunny.com/photos/img_orig/img511a2516ba456.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

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http://www.sexyandfunny.com/images/toons/6/3.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

YPISD When this isn't a euphemism.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7175415296/hB6363549/
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7175415296/hB6363549/

 

[texhud]

Large?

Fucking her was like throwing a hot dog up a hallway

 

[NippleMuncher]

Woohoo!!! Your new dildo is here!

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http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/83290999.gif

 

[MrSkin]

My pussy is so deep. . .

...it does most of your philosophical thinking for you.

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/images/toons/11/1.jpg
http://www.sexyandfunny.com/images/toons/11/1.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

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[NippleMuncher]

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[NippleMuncher]

YPISD . . .

That it's a parr 3 at the local golf course.

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/M0M9u4A1.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

 

[GiggLeGasm]

YPISD . . .

That it's a parr 3 at the local golf course.

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/M0M9u4A1.jpg

so THAT'S what the gap wedge is for!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Ypisd . . .