My rant - I hate being old

[CIMLover]

I really wish I had a time machine where I could go back to being 20. Back then I could ejaculate so hard, if I wasn't careful I could hit my own face. Now I'm lucky to dribble out a half teaspoon.
I'm in my mid sixties and have some health issues. I have an issue where when I see water I instantly have to pee. I went to a Urologist, who put me on Flomax. The Flomax made me pee like a racehorse, but it didn't stop the fact that if I saw water I would have to go.
Also, Flomax can give you what's called a 'Retrograde Ejaculation', where instead of ejaculating the semen enters the bladder. This makes it so A) nothing comes out and B) pee gets cloudy because now it has semen mixed with it. After about 6 months of this I decided to take myself off the Flomax. I had a hard time peeing for about a week but now after a month I can ejaculate again. My pee is still a bit cloudy, so I think maybe some time will take care of that.
There are other bad things about being old, but I guess my rant is just about how I miss being able to shoot cum onto my chest.
- end of rant -

 

[LMTPA]

You need someone to cum on your chest for you.

 

[jeepster610]

Wait until you reach 79. Try mouth fucking your wife for 30 minutes and you still can't cum.... terribly frustrating. And she is good at it.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Bruh, your first post was last October...you're a LIT baaabyyyy.

 

[PFWilly]

I love being old. At age 50 I was given a 50/50 chance of surviving for three days after my ninth heart surgery.

At 78, I’m glad to be here. And…I still enjoy getting off now and then…lol.

 

[grumpyoldperv]

Get used to it. Been on Flomax for years due to an injury that caused a "stricture" in my urethra. Be happy you still have someone who wants to make you cum. My wife hit menopause and lost all interest. Last time I talked her into sex, it was dry as a bone. Had to have lube to even slide in.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I really wish I had a time machine where I could go back to being 20. Back then I could ejaculate so hard, if I wasn't careful I could hit my own face. Now I'm lucky to dribble out a half teaspoon.
I'm in my mid sixties and have some health issues. I have an issue where when I see water I instantly have to pee. I went to a Urologist, who put me on Flomax. The Flomax made me pee like a racehorse, but it didn't stop the fact that if I saw water I would have to go.
Also, Flomax can give you what's called a 'Retrograde Ejaculation', where instead of ejaculating the semen enters the bladder. This makes it so A) nothing comes out and B) pee gets cloudy because now it has semen mixed with it. After about 6 months of this I decided to take myself off the Flomax. I had a hard time peeing for about a week but now after a month I can ejaculate again. My pee is still a bit cloudy, so I think maybe some time will take care of that.
There are other bad things about being old, but I guess my rant is just about how I miss being able to shoot cum onto my chest.
- end of rant -

Stay away from the drugs! Exercise, real food, good water and a grounded spirituality do wonders.

 

[CIMLover]

Bruh, your first post was last October...you're a LIT baaabyyyy.

I'm a LIT baby, but still an old guy.