My rant - I hate being old

[CIMLover]

I really wish I had a time machine where I could go back to being 20. Back then I could ejaculate so hard, if I wasn't careful I could hit my own face. Now I'm lucky to dribble out a half teaspoon.
I'm in my mid sixties and have some health issues. I have an issue where when I see water I instantly have to pee. I went to a Urologist, who put me on Flomax. The Flomax made me pee like a racehorse, but it didn't stop the fact that if I saw water I would have to go.
Also, Flomax can give you what's called a 'Retrograde Ejaculation', where instead of ejaculating the semen enters the bladder. This makes it so A) nothing comes out and B) pee gets cloudy because now it has semen mixed with it. After about 6 months of this I decided to take myself off the Flomax. I had a hard time peeing for about a week but now after a month I can ejaculate again. My pee is still a bit cloudy, so I think maybe some time will take care of that.
There are other bad things about being old, but I guess my rant is just about how I miss being able to shoot cum onto my chest.
- end of rant -

 

[LMTPA]

You need someone to cum on your chest for you.

 

[jeepster610]

Wait until you reach 79. Try mouth fucking your wife for 30 minutes and you still can't cum.... terribly frustrating. And she is good at it.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Bruh, your first post was last October...you're a LIT baaabyyyy.

 

[PFWilly]

I love being old. At age 50 I was given a 50/50 chance of surviving for three days after my ninth heart surgery.

At 78, I’m glad to be here. And…I still enjoy getting off now and then…lol.

Edit: And at this point, I’m ten years in with cancer. I just try to enjoy every day.

 

[grumpyoldperv]

Get used to it. Been on Flomax for years due to an injury that caused a "stricture" in my urethra. Be happy you still have someone who wants to make you cum. My wife hit menopause and lost all interest. Last time I talked her into sex, it was dry as a bone. Had to have lube to even slide in.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I really wish I had a time machine where I could go back to being 20. Back then I could ejaculate so hard, if I wasn't careful I could hit my own face. Now I'm lucky to dribble out a half teaspoon.
I'm in my mid sixties and have some health issues. I have an issue where when I see water I instantly have to pee. I went to a Urologist, who put me on Flomax. The Flomax made me pee like a racehorse, but it didn't stop the fact that if I saw water I would have to go.
Also, Flomax can give you what's called a 'Retrograde Ejaculation', where instead of ejaculating the semen enters the bladder. This makes it so A) nothing comes out and B) pee gets cloudy because now it has semen mixed with it. After about 6 months of this I decided to take myself off the Flomax. I had a hard time peeing for about a week but now after a month I can ejaculate again. My pee is still a bit cloudy, so I think maybe some time will take care of that.
There are other bad things about being old, but I guess my rant is just about how I miss being able to shoot cum onto my chest.
- end of rant -

Stay away from the drugs! Exercise, real food, good water and a grounded spirituality do wonders.

 

[CIMLover]

Bruh, your first post was last October...you're a LIT baaabyyyy.

I'm a LIT baby, but still an old guy.

 

[Sunlover102]

Get over it. There is no time machine and getting old is just a state of mind.

The body generally begs to differ tho.

 

[BOOTSACK111]

At 70 I'm just glad to be here

 

[Gregola]

Wait until you reach 79. Try mouth fucking your wife for 30 minutes and you still can't cum.... terribly frustrating. And she is good at it.

I sympathize. I'm in the same boat. I need a very vigorous, up and down movement before I can come orally.

 

[MidKnight1378]

I really wish I had a time machine where I could go back to being 20. Back then I could ejaculate so hard, if I wasn't careful I could hit my own face. Now I'm lucky to dribble out a half teaspoon.
I'm in my mid sixties and have some health issues. I have an issue where when I see water I instantly have to pee. I went to a Urologist, who put me on Flomax. The Flomax made me pee like a racehorse, but it didn't stop the fact that if I saw water I would have to go.
Also, Flomax can give you what's called a 'Retrograde Ejaculation', where instead of ejaculating the semen enters the bladder. This makes it so A) nothing comes out and B) pee gets cloudy because now it has semen mixed with it. After about 6 months of this I decided to take myself off the Flomax. I had a hard time peeing for about a week but now after a month I can ejaculate again. My pee is still a bit cloudy, so I think maybe some time will take care of that.
There are other bad things about being old, but I guess my rant is just about how I miss being able to shoot cum onto my chest.
- end of rant -

I can relate, I’m 61 y/o and find myself more than anything fantasizing about being in my 20’s again.

 

[wifeswolf]

I'm 60 and have the best sex of my life. yeah some drugs have left me with little or no ejaculate, but that just made my wife willing to suck me harder and deeper, knowing that I won't be flooding her mouth with my cum.

 

[BrianMagee1168]

I don't want to go back in time and be in my 20s (58 almost now), but I do find that some partners are not always on the same page in terms of age and sexuality. I have not lost my desire but she (20+ years partner) has diminished a lot. I keep thinking it's me and it could be, but who knows?

 

[Dearelliot]

I'm 91, and yeah, glad to be here...Worst part about getting old, is I lost all of my Buds...my wife is 88...married 67yrs...Open heart, etc etc...replaced hips, Flomax sure, blood thinner of course...Seldom can cum, but I try...very little ejaculate, a few drops.
Fell recently, so for a while I walk with a walker..,. if I'm lucky, I'll recover...or I wont.

 

[NOBGE]

I really wish I had a time machine where I could go back to being 20. Back then I could ejaculate so hard, if I wasn't careful I could hit my own face. Now I'm lucky to dribble out a half teaspoon.
I'm in my mid sixties and have some health issues. I have an issue where when I see water I instantly have to pee. I went to a Urologist, who put me on Flomax. The Flomax made me pee like a racehorse, but it didn't stop the fact that if I saw water I would have to go.
Also, Flomax can give you what's called a 'Retrograde Ejaculation', where instead of ejaculating the semen enters the bladder. This makes it so A) nothing comes out and B) pee gets cloudy because now it has semen mixed with it. After about 6 months of this I decided to take myself off the Flomax. I had a hard time peeing for about a week but now after a month I can ejaculate again. My pee is still a bit cloudy, so I think maybe some time will take care of that.
There are other bad things about being old, but I guess my rant is just about how I miss being able to shoot cum onto my chest.
- end of rant -

72 here. Used to ejaculate and hit the pillow my head was on. Now on meds for back issues, blood pressure and cholesterol. Now, if I ejaculate, a little dribbles out, even though it feels like I’m shooting out. And that takes a long time, if at all. Maintaining an erection is also a problem at times. It’s frustrating but my hands and tongue still work, some lover is well satisfied.
But a Time Machine to go back to 20 and have to go through all of life’s bullshit, no thanks!

 

[eomerson]

Had a TERP and no more Flomax...same issue, however, that now I don't ejaculate. Of course, post-menopausal wife that says no, no, no....tough but any day above ground is good.