Name A Skank!

[Stella_Omega]

Charleen, Darleen, Doreen, Bobbi, Brittney, Tiffannee, Ashlee, Roberta, Brianna...

 

[Recidiva]

Charleen, Darleen, Doreen, Bobbi, Brittney, Tiffannee, Ashlee, Roberta, Brianna...

Reminds me of an old "Bloom County" Aging dad introduces his new skank girlfriend to his son. She says "I'm Stormee, with two E's" and the son says "I'm appalled. With two P's."

 

[slyc_willie]

Reminds me of an old "Bloom County" Aging dad introduces his new skank girlfriend to his son. She says "I'm Stormee, with two E's" and the son says "I'm appalled. With two P's."

*snicker* I remember that.

Which, in turn, reminds me of LA Story: "My name's Sandee. Bis S, little a, little n, Big D, little e, big E. With a little star at the end."

God, is Sarah Jessica Parker good at playing a ditz . . . .

 

[cumallday]

Charlene Motel Six

That's the name of a girl you know will swallow for a pack of smokes.

 

[flavortang]

That's the name of a girl you know will swallow for a pack of smokes.

...and then she'll give you change... for some reason. lol

 

[bluebell]

As a humorous aside, I find it funny that the names Morgan and Whitney were both suggested. I happen to work with identical twins who have those names . . . .

Makes me wonder

Hey, Liar's not the only one who can go on "vacation" [reconnaissance].
I hear there's Skank Reconn Missions heading out every day...Cunny Bunny Retrieval Units.

 

[Dreamingoflove]

If i could write one i would use the name "Hillary" LMAO

 

[Stella_Omega]

If i could write one i would use the name "Hillary" LMAO

Why can't you write one?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I always used Suzie for my typical dumb blond slut whore.

 

[slyc_willie]

Hey, Liar's not the only one who can go on "vacation" [reconnaissance].
I hear there's Skank Reconn Missions heading out every day...Cunny Bunny Retrieval Units.

Meet you at the airport . . . we'll discuss your mission (should you choose to accept it) there.

 

[Foxee Browne]

I always used Suzie for my typical dumb blond slut whore.

Does she know this?

 

[flavortang]

Suzie sounds so old-fashioned, but I suppose it could be a good skank name.

 

[bluebell]

Suzie sounds so old-fashioned, but I suppose it could be a good skank name.

What about Missy?

 

[flavortang]

What about Missy?

I like Missy, Blue! Almost sounds like a nickname, though. Thanks to the fine people that responded to my thread, I think I'll have chosen a name for my skank character... right after I go shower. Yoink!

 

[bluebell]

Aww. Thanks!

I like Missy, Blue! Almost sounds like a nickname, though. Thanks to the fine people that responded to my thread, I think I'll have chosen a name for my skank character... right after I go shower. Yoink!

Gotta get the skank off, eh?
(Read that however you wish).

 

[flavortang]

Gotta get the skank off, eh?
(Read that however you wish).

So many ways to read into that...

 

[bluebell]

So many ways to read into that...

And you love every single one.
Your brain is truly a fascinating place.

 

[flavortang]

And you love every single one.
Your brain is truly a fascinating place.

I think a trip through my brain would be like getting the Golden Ticket and touring through Wonka's chocolate factory. Only in my head, there's female Oompa Loompas and they're always getting nailed by the male Oompa Loompas.

But, yeah, thanks so far for the names, fellas!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Does she know this?

I've never met a Suzie. So I'd have to say, "No."

 

[poppy1963]

Charlene keeps popping up...surprisingly as it seems a name out of time...kind of like Ruby which is still a contender for a skank in my opinion. But many of the other names mentioned are "now-er" even if they are almost all overused. Charlene and Ruby...well they're the Bar Girls...always have been!

 

[Carnevil9]

Geneva Hyatt.

 

[cumallday]

Charlene keeps popping up...surprisingly as it seems a name out of time...kind of like Ruby which is still a contender for a skank in my opinion. But many of the other names mentioned are "now-er" even if they are almost all overused. Charlene and Ruby...well they're the Bar Girls...always have been!

I've met many a bar girl and they do seem to be named Charlene and Ruby, don't they? Charlene, with a fresh peroxide job, makes me think she's out tonight drinking her stripper tips away while Ruby, who thinks she wants to go into tourism, doesn't mind you "slumming it" with her while her kid plays nintendo in the next room. Ah skanks, where would the glut of notches on my headboard be without them?

 

[flavortang]

I think I have a name. It's one of these five:

Jessie
Tina
Jordan
Hailey
Cassie

 

[rammage]

well out of those five i would say jessie is the best skank name but personally the best skank's ive met wre named Lisa, Evanna, and Courtney

 

[flavortang]

I'm leaning towards Tina, but they're all damn good. The character is a short-haired blonde girl who's really petite and fragile looking. Nearly flat-chested and baby-faced, but has a bubble butt for some reason. She looks like jailbait but is legal. The troublesome type. Tina fits that description to me.... decisions, decisions!