Name A Skank!

[slyc_willie]

I'm leaning towards Tina, but they're all damn good. The character is a short-haired blonde girl who's really petite and fragile looking. Nearly flat-chested and baby-faced, but has a bubble butt for some reason. She looks like jailbait but is legal. The troublesome type. Tina fits that description to me.... decisions, decisions!

Definitely a Hailey

 

[Foxee Browne]

Definitely a Hailey

I agree ... Hailey!! Tina sounds like a small brunette to me

 

[flavortang]

Agreed. Her full name will be Hailey Tina Jordan.

Alright. Off to write her slutty exploits....

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think a trip through my brain would be like getting the Golden Ticket and touring through Wonka's chocolate factory. Only in my head, there's female Oompa Loompas and they're always getting nailed by the male Oompa Loompas.

But, yeah, thanks so far for the names, fellas!

Do the females look like Deep Roy too? http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/41/89/78m.jpg

 

[flavortang]

Do the females look like Deep Roy too? http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/41/89/78m.jpg

I was thinking the dwarf types from the Gene Wilder version...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was thinking the dwarf types from the Gene Wilder version...

Ick! I'd take a female Deep Roy over those orange freaks any day...

 

[flavortang]

Ick! I'd take a female Deep Roy over those orange freaks any day...

It's my mind, my Oompa Loompas!

 

[Carnevil9]

I remember reading the book. Both movies got the oopma-loompas wrong. They were supposed to be black pygmies from Africa.

 

[flavortang]

I remember reading the book. Both movies got the oopma-loompas wrong. They were supposed to be black pygmies from Africa.

True, but can you imagine the uproars? Willy Wonka with black slaves working in his factory? Jesse Jackson's head would explode!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I remember reading the book. Both movies got the oopma-loompas wrong. They were supposed to be black pygmies from Africa.

Roy was born in Nairobi, Kenya...

 

[Guest]

Britney.

 

[jomar]

I named the skanks in my White Trash stories Peggy and Tina. Feel free to borrow them.

 

[Lisa Denton]

well out of those five i would say jessie is the best skank name but personally the best skank's ive met wre named Lisa, Evanna, and Courtney

You said you was never gonna tell anybody.

Jerk.

If you see Courtney tell her to return my crackpipe and strap-on.

 

[galaxygoddess]

True, but can you imagine the uproars? Willy Wonka with black slaves working in his factory? Jesse Jackson's head would explode!

I'd pay to see that :3

Mostly because I've been wondering how much hot air CAN his head hold any way?