Need advice? Help? A beer?

i guess that makes sense... maybe i should get some sleep so i can think clearly... but wait a sec... what is sleep?



hey there Morden... how ya doin?
 
Fuck you bitch. I ain't a lass and I don't keep that nasty Irish sludge on tap.
 
"What you haven't hired a Wench YET!!!!"

<slaps his forehead and goes out side>

"WE NEED A SERVING WENCH IN HERE!!!!!"

<comes back in>

"What no Guinesss either? I thought I put a tap in last night!"
 
<looks around and blushes>

"Have to find a bar with a serving wench."

<winks at Willing and runs out in the night so as to not stir up to much trouble>
 
Morden said:
"What you haven't hired a Wench YET!!!!"

<slaps his forehead and goes out side>

"WE NEED A SERVING WENCH IN HERE!!!!!"

<comes back in>

"What no Guinesss either? I thought I put a tap in last night!"

I have like, three customers. I don't need to hire anyone.

And no body puts a tap in my bar without getting me liquored up.

I grew up in a second generation Irish immigrant family, I won't permit Guiness in my humble establishment. :p
 
Hey Willing

What'll it be???

I've got everything tonight. I recommend the creme d'Cacao :)
 
Someone wants to take it south of the border, Hmmmmm???

*Throws bottle of the fine Mexican poison to Willing*
 
<peers in through the back way undetected and lays Unwilling down on a cot and covers her up>

"Nite cutey"
 
*walks in looks around seeing no one*
damn... i hate being alone in a bar


*goes around back, finds a bottle of rum, hides under bar, drinking herself to sleep again*
 
*walks in and sees Willing's beautiful prone form lying there in a drunken slumber and chokes up*
i'm sorry... :(

*picks up a very old and unopened bottle of Scotch*
hello there.. i've never been drunk before.. perhaps you and me should get aquainted.. maybe if i down the whole of you i can pass out and fall into an endless sleep.. i do enjoy sleeping, and i only seem to mess up while awake...
*cracks 'er open and fills up a pint mug* so.. *lifts it into the air* here's to everybody i love but can't have, and to she i can but will hurt...
*takes a big swig and ignores the pain caused by my throat burning away*
 
*waking up slowly, leaving empty bottle on the floor, noticing scylis on the bar, kissing him on the forehead*

i'll see you later sweetie

*wanders back over to the orgy thread*
 
goodnight

*wanders in from a night of many questions, looks around and sees no one, grabs a bottle of scotch, starts to drink it and falls asleep on the bar*
 
*glides into the bar, sees a tired Willing laid out; smooths her hair back, and kisses her forehead*

Tomorrow will be another day, dear one.

*throws a blanket on her feat, grabs a Guinness, and saunters Out*
 
<comes in grabs a big bottle of Autumn Blush and goes and sits in the corner drinking from the bottle.>
 
<sits beside Willing and rests my head on her shoulder drinking my wine.>
 
*wakes up*
damnit!!!!
*throws empty bottle, which shatters against the wall a few feet away from Morden and Willing*
sorry... :mad:
*mumbles*
damn stuff didn't work...
 
<whimpers and drinks, glad to have a little care and concern.>
 
Its not the boo's that does it my friend it never is. Its the company you have.
 
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