Need Advice

[Bert Notorius]

Sometimes I just love you.

i can't fix it until i know what's broken.

 

[thør]

Needlepoint.

That's where the hot AARP chicks are.

 

[Cathleen]

i can't fix it until i know what's broken.

Helper Bert, that's who you are.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I fuck myself every day!

Seriously, I don't pretend to comprehend what gay men and straight women find attractive about any man, much less about me.

that right there could be a big part of your problem. don't you watch movies?

 

[bluebell]

Needlepoint.

That's where the hot AARP chicks are.

He'll know they're good to go if their tetanus shots are up to date.

 

[Cathleen]

Needlepoint.

That's where the hot AARP chicks are.

Crap, if only I wasn't adamantly against joining them. They're too extreme in their membership tactics. I suppose I could lighten up on them...nah, I play hard to get with them.

 

[MrAwkward]

that right there could be a big part of your problem. don't you watch movies?

I do. And I have no idea why women are attracted to the men to whom they're attracted in the movies, in real life or anywhere. My working hypothesis is that it has to do with power, whether that power comes from politics, money, athletics or sheer cockiness. And I think I have an 80% power vibe.

 

[dolf]

move away from the prudes.

and don't expect the non-prudes to want sex unless you have something to offer... looks, humour, charm, caring nature, or a cash transaction.

 

[Cathleen]

I do. And I have no idea why women are attracted to the men to whom they're attracted in the movies, in real life or anywhere. My working hypothesis is that it has to do with power, whether that power comes from politics, money, athletics or sheer cockiness. And I think I have an 80% power vibe.

Might I suggest, just possibly, your working hypothesis is wrong? Or in the words of that tv doc "How's that working for you?"

 

[cjh]

Ask yourself: Do I want to start a new life?

New lives are easier when you are 30.

They are harder when you are 50.

It's not only a matter of whether you can leave your current community--be it a social circle or a city or a continent--it's a matter of whether you are discarding years of important history with a community.

You may be Gauguin. You may not be.

What do you think?

 

[thør]

He'll know they're good to go if their tetanus shots are up to date.

And their red hats!

Crap, if only I wasn't adamantly against joining them. They're too extreme in their membership tactics. I suppose I could lighten up on them...nah, I play hard to get with them.

Hard to get is good. Take all the ribbons at the state fair.

 

[Disgustipated]

move away from the prudes.

and don't expect the non-prudes to want sex unless you have something to offer... looks, humour, charm, caring nature, or a cash transaction.

The cash transaction is your specialty.

 

[MrAwkward]

Might I suggest, just possibly, your working hypothesis is wrong? Or in the words of that tv doc "How's that working for you?"

I'm certainly open to that suggestion--that's why it's a hypothesis. I'm trying to prove the hypothesis wrong. What hypothesis would you suggest?

 

[MrAwkward]

Ask yourself: Do I want to start a new life?

New lives are easier when you are 30.

They are harder when you are 50.

It's not only a matter of whether you can leave your current community--be it a social circle or a city or a continent--it's a matter of whether you are discarding years of important history with a community.

You may be Gauguin. You may not be.

What do you think?

I think I can't wait to go somewhere else and start a new life! It would be torture to spend the rest of my life trying to fit in here!

 

[Cathleen]

Ask yourself: Do I want to start a new life?

New lives are easier when you are 30.

They are harder when you are 50.

It's not only a matter of whether you can leave your current community--be it a social circle or a city or a continent--it's a matter of whether you are discarding years of important history with a community.

You may be Gauguin. You may not be.

What do you think?

You are worth all that change. Sadly, crazy seems to find me; I think it's because they're related to me. I haven't met someone that I'd want to inflict that upon.

 

[Not Normal]

Follow Paul Simon's advice, Get Yourself Free. Your problem is that you have your two feet planted in two worlds. For many years you wanted to be planted in one and you tried in earnest to be there. You have realized that you want to be in a different world. Put yourself there and be the man you want to be. It's the simplest path, even though it takes a bit to get there.

I wish you luck. I was there 5 years ago, and I would not change one moment of the path that lead me to where I am now.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I do. And I have no idea why women are attracted to the men to whom they're attracted in the movies, in real life or anywhere. My working hypothesis is that it has to do with power, whether that power comes from politics, money, athletics or sheer cockiness. And I think I have an 80% power vibe.

go out and torrent sleepless in seattle, or spend 6 months watching chick flicks, something. watch them with your wife. or the horse whisperer. same idea.

 

[Cathleen]

And their red hats!



Hard to get is good. Take all the ribbons at the state fair.

Excellent news for me then. I'm working on perfecting hard to get. Can I get the ribbons from you? Please.

 

[bluebell]

Just sign onto FetLife. Then you'll find a whole universe of sex rules you never knew existed.

 

[Cathleen]

Just sign onto FetLife. Then you'll find a whole universe of sex rules you never knew existed.

That's a good idea. It's worth a try MrA.

 

[thør]

Excellent news for me then. I'm working on perfecting hard to get. Can I get the ribbons from you? Please.

You'll have to earn them. Ribbons aren't just handed out.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Might I suggest, just possibly, your working hypothesis is wrong? Or in the words of that tv doc "How's that working for you?"

What's wrong with You? He has an 80% power vibe, you should be swooning at his feet.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Unless you got mad bank like Tiger Woods and can financially soak up an eventual reveal of you sneaking around for strange without feeling any pain, I would suggest before structuring your alternate Second Life play zone with any side pieces to come straight out with your wife about what you sexually need and what you are definitely gonna do with others in order to achieve that satisfaction and happiness. Lay down that law and tell her, Darling, we ain't gotta get divorced or nothing, but this is what I want and need because even if you don't want or need it, I ain't getting younger as the years go by and I don't want unnecessary regrets in this world before catching that one-way ticket to the other one.

If she doesn't pay any attention to your moves and is fine with her own private Idaho, then disregard that. But you really don't want that sneak mess fucking with your shit at the worst moment if you can put it all in check beforehand.

 

[Cathleen]

You'll have to earn them. Ribbons aren't just handed out.

I was kicked out of Brownies at age 6, ribbons might not be in the cards for me.

What's wrong with You? He has an 80% power vibe, you should be swooning at his feet.

I don't know what's wrong with me...other than the brakes went out on my car today -- going downhill no less. Scary. I was able to cross three lanes of traffic and ditch in a parking lot. No one hurt, nothing wrecked. Maybe I'm having delayed reaction. Now if he had the power to correct the brake issues before it happened, I'd have considered sex. Maybe not with him but.

Now I'm taking my lucky tush to bed. 'Night all.

 

[Noor]

OP, are you who I think you are?