need to cum really bad

[kaliboi]

Im a nasty lil femboy who wants to get off in the nastiest way possible... can anyone send me some ideas how i should do it?

 

[mjl2010]

Go to the supermarket and get yourself a whole chicken. Go in from the neck end and fuck like crazy. Go fast and hard and ignore the scrapes from the bones you break.

I'd suggest that if that doesn't get you going, go find the personals. They're located down below in the main "Literotica Discussion Board".

Grinning

MJL

 

[necroerotica]

Have you considered masturbation?