Neighbor Affair

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I never thought I would go to my high school prom with a 27-year-old beautiful woman. Hell I was never planning to go to my prom at all. My name is Jake and I am a nerd, a shut-in, a dork, and many many other negative things that people at school seem to think about me. Am I a nerd? Well if playing Warcraft online makes me a nerd....then yeah I probably am. Am I a shut-in? Not even in the least. I was raised by my parents before they died to always be thankful and give back to those who didn't have your luck in life. Funny moral coming from a kid who lost his parents at such a young age. But I was lucky enough to have my grandparents still and we lived in a nice house, in a nice neighborhood (Where the neighbor's wife was a hot as a fucking supermodel) and I was a lucky guy.

So I gave back. I gave back to kids with cancer at a local hospital on every other Saturday by reading them stories or playing board games with them. I give back to the neighborhood, by cutting everyone's grass for free. Although the grass cutting usually ends up with some money in my pocket because people like to pay me anyway. Which is fine, it supports my video game crack habit.

I especially like to help out with my neighbor's extra little things. I will help them with yard work, or clean the pool or other extra bullshit around, just because this woman is fucking hot.

We became a kind of friend. She and i would talk over lemonade when I got home from school just for the hell of it. I think she was bored, and I liked talking to her because she was almost as smart as she was hot. Maybe it was weird hanging with someone older than me, but she didn't look twenty-seven. Hell she could have enrolled in my school as a senior and nobody would really question it. Girl was hot.

Have I said that yet?

Anyway one day we were talking about the prom coming up. We lived in a small enough town that the whole world knew when prom was about to go down. She asked me if I was going and I told her that I wasn't. I couldn't get a date for the life of me, I was picked on constantly, and girls aren't attracted to pussys as it turns out.

We were standing in front of her lawn, watching the sprinkler in her front yard spray over grass. "Yeah I mean it's okay. Prom isn't that big of a deal anyway, plus tickets are like a hundred bucks a pop and I'd rather save up for a playstation 4 then go to a dance where I'd probably end up with a bunch of goat blood all over and have to go on a murder spree like Carrie." I explained to her as the afternoon breeze blew down the street.
 

Three days after moving into our new house, my husband Mike and I met Jake for the first time. If you had told me then what was going to happen, I never would have believed you...for a million reasons. I mean, Jake was a cutie from the get go, though it was obvious that he was a little awkward around girls. But he was kind of the neighborhood mascot, the kid that all of the families on the street trusted around their kids, relied on for yard work or other jobs. The kid they all liked, maybe even took for granted at times.

And Mike and I were still practically newlyweds. Like I said, I never would have believed you.

Fast forward, six months. Six months of Mike being busier than ever at work, six months of me not being pregnant, six months of working out and trying my hand at gardening, and reading and spending time with Jake, the cute boy who was always offering to help around the house, the boy who was always sneaking glances at me, at my body. Six months of being flattered. Six months of growing older and more lonely.

"Yeah I mean it's okay. Prom isn't that big of a deal anyway, plus tickets are like a hundred bucks a pop and I'd rather save up for a playstation 4 then go to a dance where I'd probably end up with a bunch of goat blood all over and have to go on a murder spree like Carrie," Jake joked as we stood on the sidewalk, him dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, me still wearing my yoga pants and tank top.

"Oh, please. There has to be some girl out there who would love to go with you, someone who sees what a fantastic guy you are," I probed, punching him playfully in the arm. "And don't try to convince me that you don't care about going. Everyone wants to go to their prom and have the night of their life, everyone, no matter how much they protest."

"So, who are you going to ask?" I demanded as I leaned over to pull some dead leaves from my newly planted flower bed.
 
I sighed and looked down at my feet for a bit. I tried to think of all the people I knew from school, but there wasn't a single girl who I could even picture in a million years that would go with me. Not a single o....oh wait. Maybe there was one. Okay she wasn't exactly from my school, but she was a girl and that was a plus, and she was hot which was an even bigger plus.

I looked up at my beautiful neighbor and shrugged, "The only girl I know who might go. And I do mean might, like a one in a billion shot that she would say yes, is well....You." I said blushing.

I saw the look on her face and I held up my hand. "No I know it's silly. But look I'm not popular, I'm not even very tolerated at school. I'm telling you the only chick at that school who would consider going with me is old lady Janet and she's the 90-year-old librarian." I told her.

"So without a date, what's the point? I don't want my prom picture to be the only douchebag there without a date. I would never live it down." I shrugged.
 
"Oh, Jake, that is sooooo sweet. I'm flattered that you would even think of me," I said, resisting my first instinct to laugh and say, sorry kid, my prom days are way behind me. The last thing he needed was for me to laugh at him or to make it sound like a ridiculous idea. The one thing Jake really needed more than anything else was confidence, which meant I had to find a way to help him, not crush him. Stalling for a moment by stepping over and adjusting the sprinkler slightly, I considered what to say to him, or how I could decline gracefully.

"Don't you think I would look a little out of place there, I mean, I'm not exactly 17 any more, you know?" I asked as I smiled at the teenage boy. Not that I wasn't still young enough to pass for a college girl, I thought, but high school?

"And I'm not sure that Mike would understand me taking you to prom," I added, wondering what my husband would think of that idea. Would he even care?
 
I raised my eyebrow, "You kidding!? Think about how awesome that would be. My geeky but showing up with a smoking hot college girl. All the jealousy on me." I said, waving myself as if actually waves were crashing on top of me. I laughed and shook my head, "I wasn't actually suggesting we do it. I'm just saying it was my best chance to go to prom."

I shrugged and started toward my house, "Anyway I gotta go update my computer. I intend to have a movie marathon on prom date. I"m thinking a scary-movie-a-thon." I told her, explaining my real idea.

Now that the thought was teased into my mind, I was kind of sad that she hadn't jumped on the idea. If I showed up with Faraday on my arm, I'd be set for the rest of the year.

Well can't have everything.
 
"Okay, I should get going to," I responded, knowing that I actually didn't have anything else to do. Catching Jake by the elbow I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. "Thanks again, that was really sweet of you. Don't give up on the whole prom thing, okay."

After saying goodbye to the teenager, I headed inside the house. After twenty minutes of puttering around the house, I found my phone and called Mike, just wanting to hear his voice.

"Faraday, baby, what's up?" Mike answered.

"Just calling to see when you'd be home tonight?" I replied.

"I think it's going to be another late one, but I'll call you when I know for sure," he explained. "Everything else okay, you sound a little down?"

"No, everything is fine. I was just talking to Jake and he was saying how he isn't going to go to his school prom cause he doesn't have a date," I told him.

"Wait, who? Oh, Jake, the kid from down the street right?" Mike asked.

"Yes, Jake, you know Jake," I respond, a little frustrated that my husband is barely listening to me. "He asked me if I would go with him. Silly I know, but I do feel sorry for him."

"Ha ha, that's hilarious, you going to a high school prom," Mike laughed. "What did you tell him?"

"Nothing, I mean, I told him that it was ridiculous, but I still feel bad for him. He's such a great kid," I answered.

"So, go with him. Hell, you'd be the hottest girl there," Mike said. "Babe, I gotta go, conference call. I'll call you later."

"You really think I should go?" I asked, but the call had already ended. Frowning, I sat the phone down and stalked over to the fridge to get some grapes.

After popping several grapes into my mouth and tasting the sweet juices against my tongue, I made a decision. Grabbing my phone, I called Jake.
 
Wow I got kissed on the cheek. A kiss! That was awesome, I mean it meant nothing and it was perfectly innocent, but I was totally going to add it to my spank bank. I had a pretty good spank bank of Faraday to be honest. She was hot, and she wore skin tight shit all the time. Like those yoga pants today, oh my god, her ass was like a fine ripe melon in that shit. I just wanna kneel behind her and take a bite of it.

When I got up to my room I fired up the computer and decided to jump in the shower really quick. I usually shower right after school to wash the stench of learning from my body. Not that much learning happens in public school these days. By the time I was all showered and cleaned up for the afternoon, my computer was booted and ready to go.

I had a raid in Warcraft tonight, so I quickly went to Nvidia.com and downloaded all the latest drivers. Then I double checked my warcraft addons to make sure there weren't any new updates to my tools that might come in handy for a boss later. We were starting heroics tonight, the hardest shit in the game and you had to be ready to rock and roll to kill heroic bosses.

Just as I was about to log into the game my cell phone buzzed on the deck. The caller I.D. flashed up saying it was Faraday. I paused and stared at the phone for a moment, why was Faraday calling me? She never called, especially in the evening because her husband was home and she probably rode him like a pony every night.

"Hello?" I answered wondering what was happening.
 
"Hey, Jake," Faraday said, trying to sound casual and friendly. "I thought about what you were saying and the fact that you were thinking about not going to your prom, and I talked to Mike about it, and well, if you are still interested, I want you to take me."

There was complete and utter silence on the other end of the line, so silent that the brunette glanced down to make sure the call hadn't been dropped.

"Jake? Well, say something...will you go to prom with me?" she giggled.
 
I heard Faraday say she wanted to go to the prom with me and I dropped my phone. My eyes just stared at the computer screen as my brain struggled to compute what was happening right now. Okay hold on a second I have to think about this. Sure FAraday and I could go to the prom and maybe just maybe the kids at school would see me with her and be like "Damn!"

Yet there was a chance that they could not believe and totally call us on it. I mean Faraday looked good, really really good, but she wasn't a student there and a girl that hot would be known quickly throughout the school if we made up some bullshit about transfer.

However if I called her a college student and just say I hooked up with an older girl then maybe. Of course everyone would still be in shock no matter what, but at least the college thing would be a bit more believable.

"Hello Jake say something!" I heard the phone buzz at me.

Snapping out of my shock I grabbed the phone and said, "Yeah Faraday sorry. I was stunned speechless. You'd really go with me? That's cool, I mean, I'd love to go to the prom with you. I umm, okay I uh..I'll get tickets and stuff." I stammered.

WE set up a meeting time for the day of the prom, and then I went about setting up what I needed to go. The tickets were the worse part, my wallet was in agony after that purchase. But then I got out my tuxedo that I used for my cousin's wedding back in February and made sure it fit.

I spent a lot of time during that week wondering how far Faraday would go to make this look believable. I mean we were going to put on an act basically to make me look good to those fuckers at school and maybe make some girl jealous. Or if not jealous at least think I had a massive dick. After all, that would be the only way a guy like me could get a girl like Faraday right?

Would she kiss me? Maybe. Kissing was innocent enough if you did it lightly.
Would she dance with me? Of course. That was a stupid question.
Would she have sex with me? No fucking way. She wasn't really dating me. She was married and I was just some punk high school eighteen year old. I could certainly dream about it thought right?

Anyway the week flew by and the big night arrived. I made sure I was extra clean and smelt extra good with a bit of cologne. My tux had been pressed and even the dork in me was looking pretty sharp. My grandma had bought me a corsage for Faraday so that I could be traditional when I picked her up. Grandpa paid for a limo, so I was doing the full shebang prom experience.

I was nervous as hell when I walked next door to Faraday's house and knocked on the door. The corsage held in front of me like a peace offering to the gods. Here goes nothing.
 
As I stood in front of the mirror wearing the purple prom dress that I'd picked out, I questioned whether going to the dance with Jake was really the best decision. It was probably the hundredth time in the last week that I'd questioned that decision. How could I not question it? I was a twenty-seven year old married woman and I was about to attend a high school prom with a high school boy. The only other girls my age at the dance were teachers for gods sake!

Mike had certainly questioned my decision several times throughout the week as well, usually laughing at me when he did. My pointing out to him that he had told me to go didn't seem to matter at all. My favorite part was when he told me to make sure that Jake had the complete prom night experience. He thought that was fucking hilarious. I did not.

The only reason I didn't cancel or make up some excuse was because of Jake. It was obvious that he was excited...beyond excited. He called me at least twice a day every day leading up to the big night, checking on details, letting me know about the limo, about what his tux looked like, etc. It was adorable. Way too adorable for me to seriously consider letting him down.

It was one night out of my life, I kept telling myself, but to Jake it was a night he might never forget. Putting aside my own personal issues, especially the issues I'd been having with Mike lately, I made up my mind that I was going to try to make Jake's night a great one.

Just as I finished putting my hair up, I heard someone at the door. One last look at my strapless gown with the sweetheart neckline and I was ready. I met Jake at the door and gave him a bright smile, "You look fantastic...so handsome!" I leaned over and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Are we ready?"

Faraday's Dress: http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums...eartUnique2013MiniPromDresses_zps30de4788.jpg
 
Faraday opened the door and revealed herself in that dress. That amazing amazing dress and there was only one reaction that came to my mind. Then it quickly moved from my mind to my penis and together my big brain and my little brain let out a big "Oh My!". I recovered as quickly as I could, Faraday kissing me on the cheek and complimenting my get up.

I smiled and shook my head, "Compared to you I look like nothing, for you are magnificent." I paused for a moment to simply stare at her. Then snapped to my senses and held up the corsage. "Oh here I got this for you. I figured it might be nice, it's a Tulip cause I knew they are your favorite flower." I said.

It was then that the limo pulled up, right on time. I smiled and gestured toward the car, "Our chariot awaits my dear." I rolled my eyes, why was I speaking like a retard. It wasn't like Faraday and I never spoke before. I knew how to talk to her, and there was no reason I should be feeling weird about it.

Yet somehow, because I knew that was a date in a way, I couldn't stop myself from trying to be a perfect gentleman for her. I would have opened the limo door for her, but the driver came around and opened it for both of us. It was his job, so it made sense.

The prom was already packed by the time we pulled up. Couple were lined out the door as everyone had to get their picture taken as they walked in. The driver opened our door and we got out.

"Suddenly being here...I'm more nervous than I ever have been in my life." I told her.
 
I could tell that Jake was nervous, I mean, he was always a little nervous around me, but still capable of carrying on a conversation, making jokes, etc. The ride in the limo was a totally different level of nervousness. He didn't sit next to me, but across from me, and said virtually nothing. I caught him glancing at my breasts a couple of times, but he would quickly look away when he realized I was looking at him. I guess I couldn't blame him, since the strapless gown pushed my breasts up and out. Jake probably won't be the only teenage boy gawking at my chest tonight, I told myself as the car came to a stop.

"Suddenly being here...I'm more nervous than I ever have been in my life," Jake admitted as we exited the limo.

"Come here," I said, grabbing Jake's arm and leading him behind a tree. I reached into the small, purple clutch that I'd brought with me and pulled out a plain, silver flask. "I thought one or both of us might need a little liquid courage to make it through the night."

Unscrewing the top, I took a quick sip from the vodka inside and then passed it to Jake, "Not too much though, I need you to sweep me off my feet on the dance floor, not step on my feet. Okay?"
 
I blinked at the flask as she handed it to me. Liquid courage? I had never drunk anything before. But I did as she said and took a drag then began to cough as the battery acid burned my mouth out. "Holy crap! What is that acid?" I asked her. Then the warmth hit my belly and I smiled, "oh there it is. Okay then."

I stepped out and we moved to th back of the line. Unfortunately we stood right behind Canvas Marhsell, star quarterback and my biggest fucking problem. He noticed Faraday and fave her a good look which for some reason made me feel incredibly defensive. Then he noticed me and I frowned.

"Holy shit worm? How the fuck are you here....wait are you here with her?" He asked pointing at Faraday.

"This is my girlfriend Faraday. Believe it or not." I said proudly.

He laughed. "The fuck she is. Girl like this wouldn't give you the time of day. Tell me baby how much is this shitstain paying you to be here?"
 
"That's funny," I responded, putting on my best, fake smile as I slipped my arm into Jake's arm and snuggled closer to him. "Wait, you're Canvas, right? The star quarterback?"

"You've heard of me, huh?" the muscle bound jock said, clearly happy with the thought.

"Of course, I hear you're one of the best quarterbacks in the state," I assured him. "I also heard that your dick is only three inches long and you can't get it up unless you're taking it from behind. That's what the girls I was talking to earlier told me."

"What were those girls' names, Jake? The ones you introduced me to earlier?" I said, smiling sweetly at my date. "Oh, well, it doesn't matter does it. Come on Jake, I want to dance a little before we go to the hotel room."

Punctuating my last comment I reached down and gave Jake's butt a little squeeze before dragging him away from the red faced football player.

"Sorry, I hate guys like that," I said quietly to Jake.
 
I looked back to see the look of fury and shock on Canvas' face. I knew that sooner or later he was going to beat my ass. But for now I was good with Faraday pinching it. That little pinch sent jolts through me and I realized that even though tonight was going to have reprocussions it was going to be a good night and I might as well enjoy it.

We pushed our way to the front of the line and got our picture taken. I took advantage of my good mood and pulled Faraday close to me for the picture. I figured it should look like we were actually dating while I had the chance. I knew that my first real girlfriend would never be as hot as Faraday was.

Inside the music was pumping and people were dancing already. I swallowed hard and realized I was actually going to have to try and dance. "Well I guess we might as well rip the bandaid off. Lets dance."

I took Faraeay out to the floor where a Nelly song had us moving in no time. I felt awkward but Faraday danced with me with a smile and soon I was relaxed and moving to the beat. Though I did notice a couple people staring at us. It was like they couldn't believe what they were seeing and didn't know how to react to it. After all loser jake was dancing with a majorly beautiful woman and it didn't make sense to anyone. Including me.

I felt my throat drop when the music changed to a slow song.
 
As we danced, I couldn't help but notice the looks we were getting from the other students, even from some of the teachers. I kind of always thought that Jake was exaggerating his status at the school. He was cute and smart and funny and such a great guy, I couldn't imagine he was really as big a geek as he implied, but the longer we danced, the more I saw the looks of surprise on the faces of those around us, the more I realized, he was telling the truth.

I decided to make sure that anyone watching would see a teenage boy dancing with his college aged girlfriend. I was laughing and affectionate and even starting to do a little bumping and grinding with Jake when the first slow song of the night came on.

I could see Jake's face go a little pale as he looked at me, his eyes wide. I closed the distance and put my arms around his neck, pressing my chest against his, "Come on, romeo. Don't fall apart on me now. We're just having a little dance, nothing to freak out about. Follow my lead."

"You can look down my dress if you want," I whisper to him, my lips brushing lightly against his ear, hoping the joke would break some of the tension.
 
I was nervous. Having never damced with a girl I was afraid I would have two left feet and step all over her. Faraday helpped me relad and made me laughed by telling me to look down her dress. "Believe me I've been trying." I teased back. The teasing did help me relax a bit and I was able to pick up on her steps.

It was going so well until Steven Colt came up and put his hand on Faraday's shoulder. "Excuse me beautiful but mind if I cut in?" Steven was tall, good looking, charming and a complete motherfucker. Shoves me into the trash whenever he can.

"Steve come on man. Not tonight. Just let me have a peaceful night with my girl."

"Shut up clown I'm talking to the lady."
 
Jesus, is everybody in this school a complete douche? I wondered as I stepped slightly behind Jake's shoulder, pressing myself against his back and wrapping an arm around his chest. It was easy to see why Jake hated high school so much if this was any indication.

"Come on, baby, I'm tired of dancing anyway," I said, pulling Jake back away from Steven. "Why don't we go back to the limo and fuck some more."

I know it was too much, but I couldn't help myself. I felt bad for Jake and I wanted the asshole in front of me to be jealous of him.
 
I stood in stunned awe of Faraday. I ddon't know if Steven was more bewildered than I was but either way he made no move to stop us as we walked away. As we walked toward the side of the room I recovered and shook my head. "Now you see why I was reluctant to come here." I explained.

"To be fair it isn't quite this bad on a normal school day because I dont see them much. But it is like being in the movie Carrie here." I said. "Look why don't we have the limo take us to a movie or something. Anything to get out of here, although my mom will bd worried if I come home already."

Really I was hoping for a better night. This was my chance to pretend I had a beautiful girlfriend. I chance to feel like i wasn't a turd. Yet still my moment of artificial happiness was ruined because of the scumbags in this fucking school.
 
I could hear the defeat in Jake's voice and it made me sad, especially since this was supposed to be his night, his chance to feel like he belonged and maybe even a chance for him to show off a little. I knew I had to do something.

"We're not leaving yet, but I do think we should go back to the limo for a few minutes, you know? Maybe take a moment to catch our breath, regain our composure and if everyone thinks we're in there doing the nasty, so much the better," I said with a smile as I took Jake's hand and led him out of the building toward the parking lot.

Once we were outside, I reached into my clutch and pulled out my flask. I took a quick drink and then offered it to Jake.
 
I took the flask and took a big swig. It hurt going down and I was wondering when the liquid was going to start giving me confidence. I flopped into the limo's backseat and sighed looking up at the ceiling. I glanced out the window and saw Jeff Healy walking into the prom with his girlfriend Shamu...err I mean Stephanie. Jeff was a huge nerd, captain of the chess club, honer student, everything.

Nobody picked on him though, "See that guy?" I pointed him out to Faraday. "Jeff Healy, biggest nerd I've ever seen. Nobody gives him shit though because he does everyone's homework. Gives out cheat sheets for the tests. Fucking prick."

"You know I do a lot for other people, I'm nice, I'm sweet and I should have a fucking girlfriend all over my dick. I have a scholarship to goddamn Stanford for fuck's sake. I'm perfect boyfriend material, but apparently because I'm not a jackass I'm not on the radar." I ranted. "Did you see that girl Steven was with? April O'Neil. Hottest thing at that school, she's smart, clever, and has a nerdy fucking name! Yet she's all over that mountain of asshole like he is the best shit ever."

I sighed and took another swig from the flask, "The world needs some serious fixin'."
 
I wait until Jake is done with his rant, letting him get his frustrations out, then I move across to sit next to him, placing a hand on his knee. "Jake, you can't let all of that stuff get to you so much. You are an amazing person, and if they can't see it that's because they suck, not because you do."

I lean over and kiss him softly on the cheek and then stare into his eyes, "When you get to college, things are going to change for you. I promise. The girls there are going to be tired of assholes like Steve, and they're going to be looking for guys like you. Trust me."

Even as I tried to assure him that everything was going to get better, I could see the pain and frustration in Jake's eyes. Deciding he needed more than just a pep talk and a kiss on the cheek, I leaned forward and pressed my lips to his, lingering there for a long moment, a moment that became a minute, then two. Soon our lips parted slightly and my tongue slipped into his mouth.
 
I felt Faraday next to me, trying to comfort me with her assurance that in college everything would change. Then she kissed me on the cheek and I glanced over to her, looking into her eyes. After a moment she leaned in again and kissed me on the lips. My eyes widened in disbelief for a moment, then when the kiss lingered I actually closed my eyes and kissed her back.

It was the single greatest moment of my life, our lips moving together like that. Then her tongue entered my mouth and my body wanted to short circuit. I could tasted her, the texture of her tongue, the sweetness of her saliva. Not knowing what to do I licked her tongue, playing with it with my own. My hand came up to cup her cheek, and I realized how smooth and soft her skin actually was.

My body also reacted my sending all the blood in my brain down into my pants. It was just a kiss, really, but my body didn't care. I was kissing a girl and that meant it needed me hard for some reason.

Faraday was so beautiful, so wonderfully nice and caring. She was by far the most amazing woman I've ever met. How I wished Faraday could be mine, how wonderful it would be to have this beautiful woman naked under me.
 
There was a tenderness and a passion to the kiss, neither of which I had expected from Jake...or from myself. I guess I had expected him to be shy and awkward, and while it did take him a moment to kiss me back, when he finally did, it was intense and...wanting. My response was to kiss him even more passionately, probably because it had been so long since I'd felt that kind of passion from my husband. Thinking back on it now, it was wrong, way wrong and I should have known better, but then, with a half a flask of liquor in my belly, in the back of the limo, it seemed...okay.

"That was really nice," I breathed out as the kiss finally ended. "You're a pretty good kisser for someone who's never had a girlfriend."

As I spoke, I suddenly noticed the bulge in Jake's pants. I guess I couldn't really blame him under the circumstances. And, to be honest, it made me feel good to see the reaction I'd had on him.
 
My entire body felt like it was convered in pins and needles after that kiss. I coupd still feel Faraday on my lips and taste her in my mouth. I trembled at what I had just done. Not because I kissed a married woman, but because I just kissed a beautiful woman for the first time and it was magical, way beyond what I thought it could be.

She said that I did a good job for a first time and I smiled. "That wasn't nice Faradat. That was incredible. I mean I didn't know it was supposed to be that good. I feel like I am missing out of so much."

It was then that I saw her gaze on my crotch and knew she saw my tent. I blushed and hung my head. "I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. I've never done that before and my body is getting carried away a bit."
 
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