Nerd Power!

[Vessira]

I've got 6 tenticaled penises and know all your happy places thats why

I suddenly have been reminded of the time my friend Trish and I went into West Coast Video in the Adult section. I'd never been in there before (was afraid of getting jumped by crazed horny old men) and we were in there for well over an hour before we rented Edward Penishands, then proceded to watch it and laugh our asses off.

 

[Lady Reiha]

-licks your forehead-
don make me get my sodomy stick

http://liquidsoapdispenser.com/squirrely.jpg
*licks his eyelid*

Don't make me get my squirrely cousins after u!

 

[Lady Reiha]

I suddenly have been reminded of the time my friend Trish and I went into West Coast Video in the Adult section. I'd never been in there before (was afraid of getting jumped by crazed horny old men) and we were in there for well over an hour before we rented Edward Penishands, then proceded to watch it and laugh our asses off.

LMAO! I have seen that! I remember seeing the part when he tries to eat the spaghetti with his penis hands!

 

[Vessira]

finding a suitable bedmate?

True. There are so many factors:

Someone who likes to cuddle, but doesn't smother me.
Someone who'll stroke my hair and rub my back.
Someone who's body heat keeps me warm but doesn't make me feel like I'm in an over.
Someone who'll wake me up with sex in the morning...

Damn, now I've gone and said too much.

 

[Lady Reiha]

then I'll turn it around

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I suddenly have been reminded of the time my friend Trish and I went into West Coast Video in the Adult section. I'd never been in there before (was afraid of getting jumped by crazed horny old men) and we were in there for well over an hour before we rented Edward Penishands, then proceded to watch it and laugh our asses off.

I dont remember that one
but I think I've seen it

 

[Vessira]

LMAO! I have seen that! I remember seeing the part when he tries to eat the spaghetti with his penis hands!

Dude, he does too much coke and then he can't get his "hands" up. I can't believe people watch such bad porn. I suppose that's why I prefer lit stories.

 

[Lady Reiha]

OMFG Edward penishands

*hooked*

 

[ShinigamiSama]

http://liquidsoapdispenser.com/squirrely.jpg
*licks his eyelid*

Don't make me get my squirrely cousins after u!

http://shinigami.ca/stuffage/mouse.JPG

-licks your throat-

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dude, he does too much coke and then he can't get his "hands" up. I can't believe people watch such bad porn. I suppose that's why I prefer lit stories.

with me- I was actually downloading a hentai, and my hentai was actually that O_O
But I really couldn't take it seriously.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

True. There are so many factors:

Someone who likes to cuddle, but doesn't smother me.
Someone who'll stroke my hair and rub my back.
Someone who's body heat keeps me warm but doesn't make me feel like I'm in an over.
Someone who'll wake me up with sex in the morning...

Damn, now I've gone and said too much.

sex I dont even care about anymore
sad for a 19y/o I know
just want someone there

but I've to many issues of my own for that to happen anytime soon

 

[ShinigamiSama]

with me- I was actually downloading a hentai, and my hentai was actually that O_O
But I really couldn't take it seriously.

what was worse
that
or night shift nurse?

 

[Vessira]

with me- I was actually downloading a hentai, and my hentai was actually that O_O
But I really couldn't take it seriously.

Yeah, I can't take hentai seriously. I've tried, but no go. *shrug* Everyone has their own likes and dislikes I guess.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Yeah, I can't take hentai seriously. I've tried, but no go. *shrug* Everyone has their own likes and dislikes I guess.

some are so brutally bad, others- the more serious ones ain't that bad. Like Bible Black- I enjoyed that one alot.

 

[aim2plz412]

i love it

 

[EndCredits]

Dude, he does too much coke and then he can't get his "hands" up. I can't believe people watch such bad porn. I suppose that's why I prefer lit stories.

Bad porn can be awesome sometimes though. I once saw a soft-core 70's Alice in Wonderland porn. It was also a musical. And I watched it in a lecture hall at school. Good times.

(I also saw part of Edward Penishands at school, but a little of that went a long way)

 

[Vessira]

some are so brutally bad, others- the more serious ones ain't that bad. Like Bible Black- I enjoyed that one alot.

Maybe you'll have to show me some of the good kind on day, I'm certainly no expert.

 

[Lady Reiha]

what was worse
that
or night shift nurse?

Or clown porn *shudders*
http://www.appleswitcher.com/music/icons/Temp_Folder/clown_porn.gif

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Yeah, I can't take hentai seriously. I've tried, but no go. *shrug* Everyone has their own likes and dislikes I guess.

I started off like that

then I quickly found its much easier to find large ammounts of relativly high quality hentai
and most porn is so faked its not even funny
like what guy can shoot 2 or three cups of cum in an hour and half

thats why hentai appeals
though its really lost a lot of steam with me latly
seen every type there is
same goes for normal porn

probly why I get so bored now

 

[Lady Reiha]

Maybe you'll have to show me some of the good kind on day, I'm certainly no expert.

sure thing ^^

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Or clown porn *shudders*
http://www.appleswitcher.com/music/icons/Temp_Folder/clown_porn.gif

lol
seafood anyone?

http://shinigami.ca/stuffage/familiar.jpg

 

[Vessira]

Bad porn can be awesome sometimes though. I once saw a soft-core 70's Alice in Wonderland porn. It was also a musical. And I watched it in a lecture hall at school. Good times.

(I also saw part of Edward Penishands at school, but a little of that went a long way)

Well I've been known to watch bad softcore on Skin-e-max when it's late, but typically speaking, when it's not super late at night, I get easily frustrated with bad porn. Unless it's just funny, that's always a good time.

 

[Lady Reiha]

I started off like that

then I quickly found its much easier to find large ammounts of relativly high quality hentai
and most porn is so faked its not even funny
like what guy can shoot 2 or three cups of cum in an hour and half

thats why hentai appeals
though its really lost a lot of steam with me latly
seen every type there is
same goes for normal porn

probly why I get so bored now

that settles it. Shini. You, Vessira and I are going to make the best Hentai ever!!!!

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Maybe you'll have to show me some of the good kind on day, I'm certainly no expert.

why not ask the admin of a hentai board as well?


and thats why I'm in this particular thread lol

 

[Vessira]

lol
seafood anyone?

http://shinigami.ca/stuffage/familiar.jpg

Ewwwwwwwww.

Okay, I think that was plenty reason for me to go to bed...I don't want to throw up tonight.