Nerd Power!

[SpeX125]

Welcome to the madhouse... er, thread, Spex.

Enjoy the complementary cheese nips and Ego repellant.
Have fun, post often, and touch poke Spins.

Fawning lessons begin at 11 or so.

Thanks!
Being a nerd,I've been lurking this thread for a while now.I haven't posted much,though,'cuz it seems to be a really tight-knit group here,and I kinda feel like I'm butting into a private conversation.

 

[SexyCleric]

Thanks!
Being a nerd,I've been lurking this thread for a while now.I haven't posted much,though,'cuz it seems to be a really tight-knit group here,and I kinda feel like I'm butting into a private conversation.

Bah, nothing private about what's going on.

We're tight knit, sure, but we're an ever growing tapestry.
Every new thread adds some more color, and every post reveals more of the greater whole.
Jump in, weave a bit, and be sure to oggle dem females!

 

[Vessira]

Now, now...
Behave.

We don't want to scare away poor Spins, now do we?
Additionally, we can't ALL have the... Hardware... to show off like Ego.

No, most of us need shining, deceptively sweet, and witty personas just to keep pace!

Most of you women won't even post clothed images of your sexy selves, yet we men are expected to cavort around naked as jay birds?

Social double standards, I say.

LOL. You are probably not the person who should be talking.

If I posted unclothed pictures people would scatter, their eyes bleeding. I'd need a really skilled and persuasive photographer to talk me into it....but who knows, maybe one day... *sigh*

 

[Vessira]

Thanks!
Being a nerd,I've been lurking this thread for a while now.I haven't posted much,though,'cuz it seems to be a really tight-knit group here,and I kinda feel like I'm butting into a private conversation.

It's not so much private....just an ongoing conversation. You're jumping in the middle, so it might take some times to catch up. We can always give you a recap if you like, and identify the players

 

[Trombonus]

LOL. You are probably not the person who should be talking.

If I posted unclothed pictures people would scatter, their eyes bleeding. I'd need a really skilled and persuasive photographer to talk me into it....but who knows, maybe one day... *sigh*

Your av tends to make me think otherwise.

 

[Vessira]

Your av tends to make me think otherwise.

As I've said before, anyone can look good in a corset, it hoists up the assets, tucks in the not so great parts, all in a neat little package. What my AV fails to show is I rarely to never wear make up or do my hair so it looks less messy, my skin is far from flawless, I'm more lumpy than I'd wish, and my eyes get squinty when I smile (and often close when I talk), my nose is slightly crooked and *checks under pants* I should probably shave more than once a week and stop being so lazy.

 

[Trombonus]

As I've said before, anyone can look good in a corset, it hoists up the assets, tucks in the not so great parts, all in a neat little package. What my AV fails to show is I rarely to never wear make up do my hair, my skin is far from flawless, I'm more lumpy than I'd wish, and my eyes get squinty when I smile (and often close when I talk).

Well, nobody's perect. You can't tell by looking at my pics, but I'm kinda lumpy too, hairy in all the wrong places, and balding in the others. Plus one of my eyelids is always lower than the other, giving me a kinda half asleep look. Perfection is lame anyway. My ex was a bit overweight, and had many noticable blemishes on her skin, but I thought she was beautiful, and likewise she would tell me how attractive she thought I was. I'm not a big fan of makeup either. I prefer the natural look. I bet you're alot prettier than you give yourself credit for.

 

[microbiology311]

As I've said before, anyone can look good in a corset, it hoists up the assets, tucks in the not so great parts, all in a neat little package. What my AV fails to show is I rarely to never wear make up or do my hair so it looks less messy, my skin is far from flawless, I'm more lumpy than I'd wish, and my eyes get squinty when I smile (and often close when I talk), my nose is slightly crooked and *checks under pants* I should probably shave more than once a week and stop being so lazy.

that is very true Ves.. thats why everyone loves Corsets..

and Cleric.. we do have pictures of ourselves on here.. they are called our AVs..
and if anyone wants, all they have to do is ask for a picture of me (and I might consent).

and I'm still waiting for MY pictures of you... I don't forget stuff like that... *raised eyebrow*

 

[SexyCleric]

and Cleric.. we do have pictures of ourselves on here.. they are called our AVs..

I'm looking for something... Not a chest.
All due respect, of course, but boobles are always nice.
How bout some face, or full body?

and I'm still waiting for MY pictures of you... I don't forget stuff like that... *raised eyebrow*

I'm pretty sure I sent those...
*Shrug*
Watch the skies, my picture thread is in the making.

 

[lil_squirter]

Bah, nothing private about what's going on.

We're tight knit, sure, but we're an ever growing tapestry.
Every new thread adds some more color, and every post reveals more of the greater whole.
Jump in, weave a bit, and be sure to oggle dem females!

Cleric for United Colours of Beneton.

 

[Spins]

I have the lips of a woman!

 

[lil_squirter]

I'm looking for something... Not a chest.
All due respect, of course, but boobles are always nice.
How bout some face, or full body?



I'm pretty sure I sent those...
*Shrug*
Watch the skies, my picture thread is in the making.

Weeeeelllll in answer to that.. Guys are far less likley to get stalked then girls generally speaking. That isnot meant in any way to downplay or cheapened any expierence any man has had with stalking, it really is a horrible thing. But, as a sweeping general statement it happens more to women.

It happened to me and I am in turn very guarded about certain details about myself due to it. I would never put a picture of my face on here..frankly it squicks me out that a family member might be reading. Love my family, but I don't ever want them involved in my personal sexual/conversational buisness in these boards.

I think alot of people feel that way, and those who don't BLESS YOU! I hope you have nothing but the most wonderful expierences and I think you deserve every complement you get.

Anywho...that's just me.

 

[EndCredits]

If you don't feel comfortable posting pictures in a thread, you can just PM them to individual people who you feel comfortable with. It's worked for me. *shrug*

 

[Trombonus]

If you don't feel comfortable posting pictures in a thread, you can just PM them to individual people who you feel comfortable with. It's worked for me. *shrug*

There it is. If you aren't comfortable doing something then don't do it. Period.

 

[lil_squirter]

Which is exactly what so many people have done. And sort of supports my point.

 

[Vessira]

There it is. If you aren't comfortable doing something then don't do it. Period.

Exactly. People here have gotten the non-cropped version of my AV and other picts. The just asked really nicely and promised me their first born if they showed them to anyone else

 

[lil_squirter]

Exactly. People here have gotten the non-cropped version of my AV and other picts. The just asked really nicely and promised me their first born if they showed them to anyone else

Mmmmmm First born. Real Baby back ribs!

 

[Trombonus]

Mmmmmm First born. Real Baby back ribs!

The other "other" white meat.

 

[mooseinMD]

Exactly. People here have gotten the non-cropped version of my AV and other picts. The just asked really nicely and promised me their first born if they showed them to anyone else

love the AV vessira...can have my first or 2nd or 3rd born (whenever any of that happens) to see the rest

 

[Vessira]

Mmmmmm First born. Real Baby back ribs!

Need a Rack of Baby? We've got babies on racks!

It's the American Dream....

 

[lil_squirter]

Need a Rack of Baby? We've got babies on racks!

It's the American Dream....

You can drive around and put babies on spikes!
American Dream!

 

[Vessira]

You can drive around and put babies on spikes!
American Dream!

Seriously, we need to be roommies. Tell me you live in Tampa....it's one of the areas I've been considering.

 

[Spins]

I'm Crazy Eddie!

Chao!

 

[Vessira]

I'm Crazy Eddie!

Chao!

Yay for Spins.

I think I dated a guy once who didn't appreciate Eddie Izzard. Can't remember for the life of me who it was, but I knew it definitely put me off. I mean really, who can't appreciate an Action Transvestite?

 

[tolyk]

We don't want to scare away poor Spins, now do we?
Additionally, we can't ALL have the... Hardware... to show off like Ego.

No, most of us need shining, deceptively sweet, and witty personas just to keep pace!

Ya know, I think I get more compliments/comments from the guys in this thread than from the collective women of lit *chuckle*

As for the need of a shining and deceptively sweet persona... Don't I have that too?