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SexyCleric said:
Honestly?

Because it's funny. :nana:


When are men ever going to learn? It's about brains....or maybe I just watched Return of the Living Dead for the Umpteenth time last night at 3am...
 
Vessira said:
When are men ever going to learn? It's about brains....or maybe I just watched Return of the Living Dead for the Umpteenth time last night at 3am...

The latter. I'm sure. :p
 
SexyCleric said:
The latter. I'm sure. :p

Besides, I always valued girth over length....


















...I think I've said too much. Oh well, I'm feeling saucy today. :devil:
 
Vessira said:
Besides, I always valued girth over length....


















...I think I've said too much. Oh well, I'm feeling saucy today. :devil:
What about both?
 
lil_squirter said:
I'm with you on that one. And a love of oral sex helps too!

Meh, 90% of the time, I'd take sex over oral. Although if I'm the one giving...that's another thing entirely :devil:
 
Oral is great. I've only given it once, but damn if I don't like getting it. :cool:
 
Trombonus said:
Oral is great. I've only given it once, but damn if I don't like getting it. :cool:


I've never met any guy who claimed he didn't like getting it. :p I don't mind getting it, don't get me wrong. It's just not my favorite thing. *shrug* Guess I just like penetration.
 
Vessira said:
I've never met any guy who claimed he didn't like getting it. :p I don't mind getting it, don't get me wrong. It's just not my favorite thing. *shrug* Guess I just like penetration.
You and me both. :cool:

That being said, I also love to explore a woman's body, kiss her everywhere, caress her, love every inch of her body. *shivers*
 
It's just your imagination. We were....um.....talking about...........yeah, I've got nothing.

*flees*


Stupid celibacy *mumbles*
 
Vessira said:
It's just your imagination. We were....um.....talking about...........yeah, I've got nothing.

*flees*


Stupid celibacy *mumbles*

No fleeing required.

:devil: Perhaps some windows, or clothes, should open.

And, on that note, I've got to run.
Have fun you crazy kids.
 
SexyCleric said:
No fleeing required.

:devil: Perhaps some windows, or clothes, should open.

And, on that note, I've got to run.
Have fun you crazy kids.

Gonna have to be windows. I'm at the office now, so my clothes should probably stay put. And if I were at home, well I likely wouldn't have any on.
 
Vessira said:
It's just your imagination. We were....um.....talking about...........yeah, I've got nothing.

*flees*


Stupid celibacy *mumbles*
"Celibate, pronounced cell-a-BIT, means that you're celibate a BIT of the time."
 
Trombonus said:
"Celibate, pronounced cell-a-BIT, means that you're celibate a BIT of the time."


I could have just said it's been so long I don't actually remember what sex is like.... :rolleyes:
 
Vessira said:
I could have just said it's been so long I don't actually remember what sex is like.... :rolleyes:
Oh yeah, know that feeling only too well. Of course the ones that don't get any are usually the ones that are best in bed. Lots of time to study. :cool: :devil:
 
Trombonus said:
Oh yeah, know that feeling only too well. Of course the ones that don't get any are usually the ones that are best in bed. Lots of time to study. :cool: :devil:

*Streaks the thread*

It's a skill like any other; it requires practice, learning, and honing to a razor edge.

*Resumes streaking*
 
Trombonus said:
Oh yeah, know that feeling only too well. Of course the ones that don't get any are usually the ones that are best in bed. Lots of time to study. :cool: :devil:


Hahaha. Out of all the things in my life where I may doubt my abilities and such, that's definitely never going to be one of them. I'm good. I'm quite good. Perhaps too good...
 
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