RavenousRae
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Thanks for comfort guys!I'm sure your back is already beautiful, you don't need to add anything to it - especially something that could hurt!
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Thanks for comfort guys!I'm sure your back is already beautiful, you don't need to add anything to it - especially something that could hurt!
Lady Reiha
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RavenousRae said:
I'm sure your back is already beautiful, you don't need to add anything to it - especially something that could hurt!
aw thanks Rae *smiles*
alright- for you. I won't do it ^-^
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Lady Reiha said:
aw thanks Rae *smiles*
alright- for you. I won't do it ^-^
<jumps up and down for joy> goodie
jumping is hard in skates!
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*laughs* Oh Rae- your too cuteRavenousRae said:<jumps up and down for joy> goodie
jumping is hard in skates!
cuter than me O_O!
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Lady Reiha said:
Ha, nope. I don't believe that
You're Asian - you're cuter by default
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lolRavenousRae said:Ha, nope. I don't believe that
only half asian
so I guess I'm only semi cute 
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lil_squirter said:
Hmmmm.
Do we need white smoke? Or bells? Virgin catgirl sacrifice?
What's the proper way to announce a new emperor?
Scarification...
Holyfuckgodawfulpain!
That would need a cure serious wounds, at least!
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Spins said:In this fine nation it is up to the prosecution to convince others of guilt. The defendant is not guilty until proven otherwise.
The burden of proof is upon you
This is not a nation, it's an Empire, since we have an Empress.
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I suddenly thought of:
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
This could be dangerous...
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
This could be dangerous...
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Vessy- I like pain. And that is extreme pain- which I would deffinately enjoy!Vessira said:
But :/ fine- I would get it. I'll get a tat. I'll get more piercings. Meh. But it'd be fun to get- I love the idea that she got a Bamboo tree on her back ^^
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So, I just enlisted in the Air Force today. Turns out my eyesight is crappy enough to where I don't qualify for hardly any aircrew jobs, but I have a pretty good shot at Crypto-Linguist if I pass the DLAB test in the next few weeks. Crypto Linguist, I think, has a signing bonus for it, plus the US military pays you a monthly bonus if you can speak a foreign language... even if you don't USE it for anything in the military. I should take some Hebrew classes in college just so I can chat up cute Israeli girls and get paid an extra bonus by the military... 
Anyhow, my shipout date is likely to be some time in the Fall, so I'm gonna be hanging around here for a while in the meantime.
Anyhow, my shipout date is likely to be some time in the Fall, so I'm gonna be hanging around here for a while in the meantime.
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Texguy84 said:So, I just enlisted in the Air Force today. Turns out my eyesight is crappy enough to where I don't qualify for hardly any aircrew jobs, but I have a pretty good shot at Crypto-Linguist if I pass the DLAB test in the next few weeks. Crypto Linguist, I think, has a signing bonus for it, plus the US military pays you a monthly bonus if you can speak a foreign language... even if you don't USE it for anything in the military. I should take some Hebrew classes in college just so I can chat up cute Israeli girls and get paid an extra bonus by the military...
Anyhow, my shipout date is likely to be some time in the Fall, so I'm gonna be hanging around here for a while in the meantime.
Congrats TexMex!!!!!
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