Nerd Power!

[SexyCleric]

We all saw it! We all saw it! You can not deny what happened.

Don't make me call my elite squad of cleric-ninjas.
They EXCELL at this sort of coverup.

 

[Palmetto13]

Whoa, hold on here.
I consented to nothing back there.

*Shrug* I just don't want to run anyone out of town here...

My allegiance still stands to the nerds, our Empress, and the ideals we uphold.

Plus, I'm already romantically entangled with a nerdette.

Where does one find these "nerdettes?" Specifically, one who might actually find me attractive...

 

[Spins]

Don't make me call my elite squad of cleric-ninjas.
They EXCELL at this sort of coverup.

To quote the Empress: Psshaaw and pffile.

We all know damn well clerics can barely move. They slow down the party with their heavy armor and oversized symbol. It's a wonder they can get up in the mornings

 

[Trombonus]

I know, just keeping the record straight.

Definitely. Wouldn't want to soil our good cleric's name.

 

[SexyCleric]

To quote the Empress: Psshaaw and pffile.

We all know damn well clerics can barely move. They slow down the party with their heavy armor and oversized symbol. It's a wonder they can get up in the mornings

We move at our own pace.

Palmet; they're out there. Keep searching.

Trom; Good name? I'm just shooting to avoid direct political flak!
I'm loyal, and wish to reiterate that as often as possible.

 

[Spins]

We move at our own pace.

That's all I get? I work on a funny statement that makes everyone smile and laugh and all I get is "We move at our own pace"?

I'm sad now

Who wants to be my new enemy? Cleric isn't playing right anymore!

 

[Palmetto13]

That's all I get? I work on a funny statement that makes everyone smile and laugh and all I get is "We move at our own pace"?

I'm sad now

Who wants to be my new enemy? Cleric isn't playing right anymore!

Not me, I've seen what you do...

Don't trash the cleric, though; after springing traps and such, I love to be able to go visit my walking first-aid kit.

 

[SexyCleric]

That's all I get? I work on a funny statement that makes everyone smile and laugh and all I get is "We move at our own pace"?

I'm sad now

Who wants to be my new enemy? Cleric isn't playing right anymore!

Alright...
*Cracks knuckles*

Alright, old man, I'm tired, and couldn't come up with anything else...
I was also in a hurry, because that nerdette I mentioned?
She's waiting for me, right now.

Tell me, old man, who awaits your return with open arms, and little clothing?
Huh? HUH?!

 

[SexyCleric]

Not me, I've seen what you do...

Don't trash the cleric, though; after springing traps and such, I love to be able to go visit my walking first-aid kit.

There's always a cure serious wounds waiting for you friend.

 

[Spins]

Alright...
*Cracks knuckles*

Alright, old man, I'm tired, and couldn't come up with anything else...
I was also in a hurry, because that nerdette I mentioned?
She's waiting for me, right now.

Tell me, old man, who awaits your return with open arms, and little clothing?
Huh? HUH?!

Better, but you shall not use being tired as an excuse.

Do you think us Rangers ever complain about being tired while we stay up watching over the camp? While we rnage out forward to warn of possible traps and ambushes?

Hmm? HMM!?

No one awaits my return. I'm a loner so that you may indulge yourself in the pleasure of nerdettes.

No need to thank me

 

[Trombonus]

OMG,, Swat Kats is on!

 

[Spins]

Not me, I've seen what you do...

Don't trash the cleric, though; after springing traps and such, I love to be able to go visit my walking first-aid kit.

Just don't get hit. 'Tis the best way ya know.

Plus Texguy has lots of chili and potions to get us through the hard times

 

[SexyCleric]

Better, but you shall not use being tired as an excuse.

Alright, we'll run with the rush excuse.
I'm off my game, I'll admit.

I'll be back.

Good night, nerds.

 

[Palmetto13]

Do you think us Rangers ever complain about being tired while we stay up watching over the camp? While we rnage out forward to warn of possible traps and ambushes?

Hmm? HMM!?

Ahem, that's all well and good when we're outdoors, but what about the majority of the time when we're in dungeons and such? I believe we rogues catch the brunt of the traps, hidden enemies, etc. And with such little thanks...no wonder we take stuff whilst "scouting."

Don't make me flank you...

 

[Spins]

Alright, we'll run with the rush excuse.
I'm off my game, I'll admit.

I'll be back.

Good night, nerds.

Very well. You are still my number one enemy.

Sleep well and have fun with the Nerdette

 

[Lady Reiha]

http://www.kittygenius.com/kitty_genius/images/img_1307_1.jpg

 

[Spins]

Ahem, that's all well and good when we're outdoors, but what about the majority of the time when we're in dungeons and such? I believe we rogues catch the brunt of the traps, hidden enemies, etc. And with such little thanks...no wonder we take stuff whilst "scouting."

Don't make me flank you...

Second most useless class...

 

[Palmetto13]

Second most useless class...

Oh boy...I need to go get a bowl of ice cream to cool down...back in a few minutes.

 

[Spins]

Oh boy...I need to go get a bowl of ice cream to cool down...back in a few minutes.

I thought you were a bard?

Now that is a useful class!

Bring me back some ice cream

 

[Palmetto13]

I thought you were a bard?

Now that is a useful class!

Bring me back some ice cream

I go back and forth...whatever I can find in Song and Silence

Vanilla or Coffee? I also have Hershey's chocolate syrup.

 

[Spins]

I go back and forth...whatever I can find in Song and Silence

Vanilla or Coffee? I also have Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Don't tell the Cleric, but I like playing a tinkerer rogue

Vanilla. I dislike the coffee

 

[Palmetto13]

Don't tell the Cleric, but I like playing a tinkerer rogue

Vanilla. I dislike the coffee

Better than a barbarian, at any rate..."Hmm, I think I want to be a fighter, but without the feats..."

 

[Spins]

Rages can be pretty powerful and there are times when you get stukc with a Mage casting all kinds of mind control and a Barbarians rage is the only thing between you and death.

They have their uses, especially built right

 

[Vessira]

No, that was almsot forgivable it was the blatant whoring that bugged me. Before the flaming sets in...yes I do realize this is an adult site, and we are all adults here...but goddess....have some self respect and keep the bones jumping in the threads that are about that. This thread has been one of the few beacons on the board where people could come for an actual conversation and not be forced to view molestation beyond coy teasing or cleverly worded innuendo.

That said, feel free to sling the words prude and frigid till your hearts are content.

Any molestation that happens is here is typically asked for, and not by random strangers. *molests squirtum*

 

[Palmetto13]

Any molestation that happens is here is typically asked for, and not by random strangers. *molests squirtum*

Oh?

Just to go on record, almost any molestation of me is generally OK, and usually welcomed.