Nerd Power!

[Trombonus]

I have to put out a call to wake someone up shortly or I'd make the room myself.

Not a problem, I can do it. Just gotta switch over to my regular Yahoo messenger rather than Trillian.

 

[lil_squirter]

Not a problem, I can do it. Just gotta switch over to my regular Yahoo messenger rather than Trillian.

For the longest time I kept thinking people were talking about HHGTTG when they mentioned that. I was forever wondering how Tricia McMillon helped them with chat.

 

[Spins]

I think we're safe, everyone wants the nerd kitty and the Empress now that they've shown their sexy selves or Micro for her um assets

You and I both know you have assets and are just as sexy.

I'm very happy with the pairing.

 

[RavenousRae]

You and I both know you have assets and are just as sexy.

I'm very happy with the pairing.

I think everyone else must be happy with it too, they all left us alone

<looks around>

 

[Texguy84]

Aw c'mon Tex,after all we've been through together?

I'm hurt...

Sorry, been a crazy week.

 

[Spins]

I think everyone else must be happy with it too, they all left us alone

<looks around>

Fine by me. <looks around, notcing no one, leans over and whispers somethign into Rae's ear>

 

[Trombonus]

Ok, if anyone's up for a chat PM me your Yahoo screen name

 

[RavenousRae]

Fine by me. <looks around, notcing no one, leans over and whispers somethign into Rae's ear>

<whispers back: shhh we're surrounded by nerds>

we'll have to save the breeding for another time when others aren't watching

 

[Spins]

<whispers back: shhh we're surrounded by nerds>

we'll have to save the breeding for another time when others aren't watching

<gives you a pout>

But, but...

Ok, fine. <offers you cookies instead>

 

[RavenousRae]

<gives you a pout>

But, but...

Ok, fine. <offers you cookies instead>

You want to breed with others watching!
But I'm a nerdy shy girl, I can't do that.

I'll take the cookie though, thanks. Did a little nerdy birdie tell you I was hungry?

 

[Trombonus]

Enjoy

 

[Spins]

You want to breed with others watching!
But I'm a nerdy shy girl, I can't do that.

I'll take the cookie though, thanks. Did a little nerdy birdie tell you I was hungry?

Being observant has it's uses

<offers you more cookies> They are freshly baked.

I understand. Excuse me while I kick everyone else out of the room.

 

[Palmetto13]

Wow...so I could've stayed here and enjoyed all the procreation chat instead of going to my game and getting my face busted up...s'what I get for trying to be a renaissance nerd...

Good evening, all...how goes it?

 

[EndCredits]

Nothing against the Squirter but seriously, sloppy thirds? I call bullshit.

 

[Spins]

Wow...so I could've stayed here and enjoyed all the procreation chat instead of going to my game and getting my face busted up...s'what I get for trying to be a renaissance nerd...

Good evening, all...how goes it?

You are a bard. Bards shouldn't be fighting. They should be telling stories and chasing after women.

Play your role!

 

[Texguy84]

Speaking of fighting, I finally managed to get some rapier fighting in this weekend. Got my ass kicked, renaissance style. That's what I get for being out of practice.

In other news: Eating half a packet of wasabi may be a bit intense for some people. In my case, I seem to have developed an upset stomach, but it was hella fun.

 

[llsgr1977]

You can only be classified as a hybrid if you can press your weight, and mentally convert pounds to grams. At the same time.

What about girl nerds who can deadlift 76.92% of their body weight and can quote pi to the 6th decimal?

 

[SpeX125]

What about girl nerds who can deadlift 76.92% of their body weight and can quote pi to the 6th decimal?

Maybe.
But first,what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

 

[Spins]

What about girl nerds who can deadlift 76.92% of their body weight and can quote pi to the 6th decimal?

I think that qualifies.

Welcome to the thread. If you play your cards right you might be able to get in on the breeding program the resident nerd kitty is putting together

 

[EndCredits]

What about girl nerds who can deadlift 76.92% of their body weight and can quote pi to the 6th decimal?

Oooh, was she taken before? Can I get her instead?

 

[lil_squirter]

Maybe.
But first,what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

African or European Swallow?

 

[Spins]

Think we scared her away already?

That might be a record.

 

[SexyCleric]

Ok so what I'm getting out of this is that you, Squirt, Micro, Appy, and Chronie are supposed to be the uber nerds who will repopulate the nation. Only one uber-male nerd, that's kinda interesting, he must have made some kind of a strong impression on the kitty <shifty eyes>

*Pout*

Grrrr.
I'm not worthy of uber nerd status?

Don't misunderstand, and no offense to our fine community, but I will stack my nerdliness against anyone else's here.

*Sniff*
I'm prime breeding material.

 

[SexyCleric]

What about girl nerds who can deadlift 76.92% of their body weight and can quote pi to the 6th decimal?

I am intrigued, and wish to know more.

Welcome to the thread.

[Whisper]Try to stay out of this crazy breeding scheme. The kitty's just in heat.[/whisper]

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I'm am sure you are far more nerd than I Cleric after all you started this thread and you're the herald of our plunging birth rates.

I dunno. I must have made an impression. But it's not really a compliment. I'm fairly sure the only reason I'm on so many lists is to make invincible babies. You're not just Prime breeding material, Mr. Cleric I'm sure you're A Prime number, Primeval, and possibly an inspiration for Optimus himself.

Now as for the influence I may have had on the nerd kitty or whatever impression I made.

If you've noticed on essentially each girl I'm with there's someone else as well. Even my Nerd Kitty is bonded up with her Wifey and I am convinced this is to limit the risk of any of my genes actually becoming dominant. All I'm really there for is gorgeous hair, unscarrable skin, and the ability to take a bat to the face and do little more than blink. All great qualities but the rest leave something to be desired. But damn I'm not turning down my duty, First, seconds or thirds I will do my part.

It certainly isn't for looks, brains, interests, or any marketable skill at all. And remember I'm the ARROGANT one.

Oh and Happy Birthday Empress. May good tidings, blessings, and happiness fall upon you like rain during a monsoon. May your wishes come true and your goals be achieved.

*Throws streamers, confetti and a party in the wrong darn country.*