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asian_princess
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congrats, micromicrobiology311 said:
taking the world down one jackass at a time!
asian_princess
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*hugs*chronicle_tenko said:
Yes. It is. Not for the stinkyboy fund maybe, but...better for Chronikins all around. The way you work, somewhere worthy of you will scoop you up in no time.
you still got the blockbuster job though right??
*kisses
for the invalid arm*
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Stupid real world crap...
Sorry I haven't been around, to all 2 of you who may have cared. (Thanks, Mom...) I hope to be back around sooner rather than later, and also hope my membership in this group has not yet been revoked.
Take care, all...
-NJ
Sorry I haven't been around, to all 2 of you who may have cared. (Thanks, Mom...) I hope to be back around sooner rather than later, and also hope my membership in this group has not yet been revoked.
Take care, all...
-NJ
chronicle_tenko
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Palmetto13 said:
Nope. lifetime card don't you know. No worries and we'll be ga;ad to ahve you back when you get the time.
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Okay, sorry I've been away so long. This is what I've been working on. Thank to Chronicle Tenko for his help on this, I would still be working on it for another week otherwise.
BEHOLD, MORTALS-------------------
Sephiroth
The One-Winged Angel
Lesser Diety (Dark Messiah)
Symbol:Black feathers falling around an impossibly long katana
Home Plane: Lifestream (connects to all planes, including the Material)
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Portfolio: Vengeance, murder, knowledge, judgment, destruction, rebirth
Worshippers: Fighters, assassins, doomsday prophets, fiends
Clerical Alignments: CN, LE, NE, CE
Domains: Knowledge, Destruction, Death
Favored Weapon: Katana (masterwork bastard sword)
Blackguard (Fallen Paladin of ShinRa [Lawful evil Garl Glittergold and/or Moradin variant] 20) of Jenova (Lawful evil Wee Jas variant) 20 / Entropomancer 10
Medium-Size Outsider (Chaotic, Evil)
Divine Rank: 1
Hit Dice: 20d8+180 (Outsider) plus 20d10+180 (BkGd) plus 10d8+90 (Etmnc) (990 hp)
Initiative: +10, always first (+6 Dex, + 4 Improved Initiative).
Speed: 60 ft.
AC: 40 (+6 Dex, +13 natural, +6 deflection, +5 Armor [SOLDIER Field Jacket])
Attacks: +37 / +32 / +27 / +22 (when using the Masamune)
Damage: The Masamune, a +5 wounding unholy impaling no-dachi 1d10 + 45 / 17-20 x 2.
Face / Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Smite good (+6 on attack, +50 on damage) 5/day, Sneak Attack +4d6, domain powers, salient divine abilities, Blackguard spells, Command Undead +14 - 9/day, Fiendish Summoning (as summon monster I, but the creature is fiendish, spell is considered caster level: 40) 1/day, Shard of Entropy (7d6, consuming, 10 round duration) 2/day, Entropic Field (unlucky and wounding) 2/day, Conrtol Sphere, Blade Sweep.
Special Qualities: DR 35/+4, divine immunities, read 100 or less pages of text as a full-turn action, can understand, speak and read all languages given one day of study, Aura of Evil 20, Dark Blessing, Poison Use, Aura of Despair, absorbed Fiendish Servant and Undead Servant (extra capabilities), negates damaging effects that gain bonuses against or can only target evil and creatures, empathic link to “brothers”, remote communication with all “brothers”, immortal, return from death through the body of a “brother” or worshipper after one year of death.
Saves: F – 31, R - 19, W – 21.
Abilities: 30 Str, 24 Dex, 24 Con, 30 Int, 18 Wis, 22 Cha.
Skills: Appraise (weapons) +8, Appraise (alchemical components) +6, Concentration +40, Craft (weapon) +44, Craft (alchemy) +30, Diplomacy +36, Gather Information +26, Handle Animal +35, Heal +38, Hide +36, Intimidate +34, Knowledge (arcane) +39, Knowledge (religion) +44, Profession +38, Ride +43, Survival +15, Spellcraft +41, Use Magic Device +25 (+33 for scrolls)
Feats: Sunder, Improved Sunder, Power Attack, Improved Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Combat Expertise, Superior Expertise, Improved Feint, Great Fortitude, Magical Aptitude, Eschew Materials, Silent Spell, Quicken Spell, Widen Spell, Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Katana (Bastard Sword), Improved Critical: Katana, Power Critical: Katana, Weapon Focus: Katana, Improved Initiative.
Divine Immunities: Transmutation, Energy Drain, Ability Drain, Ability Damage, Mind-Affecting Effects, Electricity, Cold, Acid, Negative Energy and Death Effects, Disease, Poison, Stunning, Sleep, Paralysis, Disintegration.
Salient Divine Abilities: Divine Weapon Focus: Katana, Divine Weapon Specialization: Katana, Automatic Metamagic: Widen Spell.
Domain Powers: Cast Destruction and Death spells at +1 caster level.
Spell-Like Abilities: Empowered Strike: Five times per day, Sephiroth can cast any spell on any one target he has just hit with the Masamune to cause no damage and the spell effect. Absorb Augment Crystals: Sephiroth can absorb up to five augment crystals as if he were a weapon, piece of armor, or other viable augmentable item and gain their benefits. And I Shall Not Rest: all abilities in the Special Qualities section that refer to “brothers” are in reference to humans who were the results of ShinRa experimentation using Jenova cells. On average, 1 out of every 100 of a community’s human population are Sephiroth’s “brothers,” and are often considered shut-ins or hermits, and are likely rumored to be disfigured, prone to strange habits, and/or intellectually deficient. They seldom speak, leave their residence only for food and under Sephiroth’s commands, and are generally unresponsive in every way imaginable. No one knows their names, their actual genders, how they survive, or even where they came from. Sephiroth’s brothers are also immune to scrying and other magical investigation techniques, so gaining information on their origin requires a Knowledge (Religion) or Knowledge (History) check of 45 or higher. In all other ways, Sephiroth’s brothers are common humans and can be killed to prevent his return. Crippling or otherwise permanently affecting a brother will not effect Sephiroth if he returns to life through him, because the process completely and instantly transmutes the brother’s body into that of Sephiroth. Mother Wills It: Sephiroth can choose to automatically succeed on three saving throws per day. Seed of Jenova: As a full-round action, Sephiroth can initiate a grapple attack and convert a human into one of his brothers. The gender of the target is irrelevant, but they must be human. Sephiroth must maintain the hold for five rounds and perform no other actions to complete the process. If the target is unwilling, they must succeed on both a Fortitude and Will save, DC 25. The victim must succeed on both saves, but may attempt each once each turn they are grappled by Sephiroth.
Blackguard Spells/Day: 6/6/6/4
Possessions: The Masamune: a +5 wounding unholy impaling weapon, the Masamune is a no-dachi, or anti-cavalry katana. Due to Sephiroth’s extreme height, it was chosen as his signature weapon. However, when Sephiroth was cast into the lifestream, he was transformed, as was his sword. The Masamune grants Sephiroth the Empowered Strike ability mentioned above, as well as the Blade Sweep attack. The Blade Sweep attack sacrifices the lowest bonus attack Sephiroth has left and allows him to target up to three five-foot squares within reach as long as each is adjacent to another. The Blade Sweep attack cannot be used for the fourth attack Sephiroth attempts. The Masamune is a reach weapon, but can target adjacent enemies. If Sephiroth moves before he attacks or makes a charge attack, he can target two enemies in a ten-foot line starting in front of him at the time of the attack. SOLDIER Field Jacket: as the Impervious Vestment, Magic Item Compendium, page 112. The Black Materia: functions as a Sphere of Annihilation (DMG, page 279), except that it is only three inches in diameter and can be concentrated upon over an unknown period of time to bring about the destruction of the material plane in some fashion. Since Sephiroth has never achieved this effect, details are sketchy on how long it must be focused on or if the Great Meteor that threatened the plane the last time he attempted its use is always the effect it produces. Regardless, there will always be a dramatic and impending warning of the planet’s destruction if initiated by the Black Materia.
BEHOLD, MORTALS-------------------
Sephiroth
The One-Winged Angel
Lesser Diety (Dark Messiah)
Symbol:Black feathers falling around an impossibly long katana
Home Plane: Lifestream (connects to all planes, including the Material)
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Portfolio: Vengeance, murder, knowledge, judgment, destruction, rebirth
Worshippers: Fighters, assassins, doomsday prophets, fiends
Clerical Alignments: CN, LE, NE, CE
Domains: Knowledge, Destruction, Death
Favored Weapon: Katana (masterwork bastard sword)
Blackguard (Fallen Paladin of ShinRa [Lawful evil Garl Glittergold and/or Moradin variant] 20) of Jenova (Lawful evil Wee Jas variant) 20 / Entropomancer 10
Medium-Size Outsider (Chaotic, Evil)
Divine Rank: 1
Hit Dice: 20d8+180 (Outsider) plus 20d10+180 (BkGd) plus 10d8+90 (Etmnc) (990 hp)
Initiative: +10, always first (+6 Dex, + 4 Improved Initiative).
Speed: 60 ft.
AC: 40 (+6 Dex, +13 natural, +6 deflection, +5 Armor [SOLDIER Field Jacket])
Attacks: +37 / +32 / +27 / +22 (when using the Masamune)
Damage: The Masamune, a +5 wounding unholy impaling no-dachi 1d10 + 45 / 17-20 x 2.
Face / Reach: 5 ft. by 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Smite good (+6 on attack, +50 on damage) 5/day, Sneak Attack +4d6, domain powers, salient divine abilities, Blackguard spells, Command Undead +14 - 9/day, Fiendish Summoning (as summon monster I, but the creature is fiendish, spell is considered caster level: 40) 1/day, Shard of Entropy (7d6, consuming, 10 round duration) 2/day, Entropic Field (unlucky and wounding) 2/day, Conrtol Sphere, Blade Sweep.
Special Qualities: DR 35/+4, divine immunities, read 100 or less pages of text as a full-turn action, can understand, speak and read all languages given one day of study, Aura of Evil 20, Dark Blessing, Poison Use, Aura of Despair, absorbed Fiendish Servant and Undead Servant (extra capabilities), negates damaging effects that gain bonuses against or can only target evil and creatures, empathic link to “brothers”, remote communication with all “brothers”, immortal, return from death through the body of a “brother” or worshipper after one year of death.
Saves: F – 31, R - 19, W – 21.
Abilities: 30 Str, 24 Dex, 24 Con, 30 Int, 18 Wis, 22 Cha.
Skills: Appraise (weapons) +8, Appraise (alchemical components) +6, Concentration +40, Craft (weapon) +44, Craft (alchemy) +30, Diplomacy +36, Gather Information +26, Handle Animal +35, Heal +38, Hide +36, Intimidate +34, Knowledge (arcane) +39, Knowledge (religion) +44, Profession +38, Ride +43, Survival +15, Spellcraft +41, Use Magic Device +25 (+33 for scrolls)
Feats: Sunder, Improved Sunder, Power Attack, Improved Power Attack, Cleave, Great Cleave, Combat Expertise, Superior Expertise, Improved Feint, Great Fortitude, Magical Aptitude, Eschew Materials, Silent Spell, Quicken Spell, Widen Spell, Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Katana (Bastard Sword), Improved Critical: Katana, Power Critical: Katana, Weapon Focus: Katana, Improved Initiative.
Divine Immunities: Transmutation, Energy Drain, Ability Drain, Ability Damage, Mind-Affecting Effects, Electricity, Cold, Acid, Negative Energy and Death Effects, Disease, Poison, Stunning, Sleep, Paralysis, Disintegration.
Salient Divine Abilities: Divine Weapon Focus: Katana, Divine Weapon Specialization: Katana, Automatic Metamagic: Widen Spell.
Domain Powers: Cast Destruction and Death spells at +1 caster level.
Spell-Like Abilities: Empowered Strike: Five times per day, Sephiroth can cast any spell on any one target he has just hit with the Masamune to cause no damage and the spell effect. Absorb Augment Crystals: Sephiroth can absorb up to five augment crystals as if he were a weapon, piece of armor, or other viable augmentable item and gain their benefits. And I Shall Not Rest: all abilities in the Special Qualities section that refer to “brothers” are in reference to humans who were the results of ShinRa experimentation using Jenova cells. On average, 1 out of every 100 of a community’s human population are Sephiroth’s “brothers,” and are often considered shut-ins or hermits, and are likely rumored to be disfigured, prone to strange habits, and/or intellectually deficient. They seldom speak, leave their residence only for food and under Sephiroth’s commands, and are generally unresponsive in every way imaginable. No one knows their names, their actual genders, how they survive, or even where they came from. Sephiroth’s brothers are also immune to scrying and other magical investigation techniques, so gaining information on their origin requires a Knowledge (Religion) or Knowledge (History) check of 45 or higher. In all other ways, Sephiroth’s brothers are common humans and can be killed to prevent his return. Crippling or otherwise permanently affecting a brother will not effect Sephiroth if he returns to life through him, because the process completely and instantly transmutes the brother’s body into that of Sephiroth. Mother Wills It: Sephiroth can choose to automatically succeed on three saving throws per day. Seed of Jenova: As a full-round action, Sephiroth can initiate a grapple attack and convert a human into one of his brothers. The gender of the target is irrelevant, but they must be human. Sephiroth must maintain the hold for five rounds and perform no other actions to complete the process. If the target is unwilling, they must succeed on both a Fortitude and Will save, DC 25. The victim must succeed on both saves, but may attempt each once each turn they are grappled by Sephiroth.
Blackguard Spells/Day: 6/6/6/4
Possessions: The Masamune: a +5 wounding unholy impaling weapon, the Masamune is a no-dachi, or anti-cavalry katana. Due to Sephiroth’s extreme height, it was chosen as his signature weapon. However, when Sephiroth was cast into the lifestream, he was transformed, as was his sword. The Masamune grants Sephiroth the Empowered Strike ability mentioned above, as well as the Blade Sweep attack. The Blade Sweep attack sacrifices the lowest bonus attack Sephiroth has left and allows him to target up to three five-foot squares within reach as long as each is adjacent to another. The Blade Sweep attack cannot be used for the fourth attack Sephiroth attempts. The Masamune is a reach weapon, but can target adjacent enemies. If Sephiroth moves before he attacks or makes a charge attack, he can target two enemies in a ten-foot line starting in front of him at the time of the attack. SOLDIER Field Jacket: as the Impervious Vestment, Magic Item Compendium, page 112. The Black Materia: functions as a Sphere of Annihilation (DMG, page 279), except that it is only three inches in diameter and can be concentrated upon over an unknown period of time to bring about the destruction of the material plane in some fashion. Since Sephiroth has never achieved this effect, details are sketchy on how long it must be focused on or if the Great Meteor that threatened the plane the last time he attempted its use is always the effect it produces. Regardless, there will always be a dramatic and impending warning of the planet’s destruction if initiated by the Black Materia.
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chronicle_tenko
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Well Damn he really did come out well. Boy go out and screw some people up. Just like he should.
SexyCleric
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Palmetto13 said:
We never leave our own behind.
And sometimes, when life calls, we answer.
If you need a leave of absence, consider it granted.
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Vessira said:
Oh... otay ^^
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VandalHeart said:
*drools*
I like. No. I love it!
*Rei Rei is an ultimate FF nerd- prehaps my 2nd speciality in knowledge, next to Sailor Moon*
SexyCleric
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VandalHeart said:
Sorry. Needed to be said.
Otherwise, wonderful! Bravo!
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*comes into sneak a hug attack of ClerickMerick*
wanna bite of my jellypineapplepeanutpatramiwasabi sundae??
*wubs bewwy*
pregger food
wanna bite of my jellypineapplepeanutpatramiwasabi sundae??
*wubs bewwy*
pregger food
SexyCleric
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asian_princess said:*comes into sneak a hug attack of ClerickMerick*
wanna bite of my jellypineapplepeanutpatramiwasabi sundae??
*wubs bewwy*
pregger food
Ha!
This cleric has full fortification!
Immune to sneak attacks.
And I'll use my attack of opportunity to glomp.
AP may make a Reflex save to avoid the hug.
I'd love to have some jellystuff sundae, but the peanuts would kill me.
How goes?
VandalHeart
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I'm glad the new deity went over well.
ReiRei, I'd go toe to toe with you on that claim of ultimate FF fan, but you might actually win, so I'll pass. For now.
ReiRei, I'd go toe to toe with you on that claim of ultimate FF fan, but you might actually win, so I'll pass. For now.
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SexyCleric said:Interesting.
Once again, science bashes comic book geeks.
I
Since comics are on the board...
Anyone else read Ex Machina, by WildStorm?
never heard of it. My tastes are usually Mangas. However I am known to sit down and read the following :
Comic Books
-Strangers in Paradise/Paradise Now/ Too
-Darkstalkers
-True Story
-Swear to God
-Amazing Spider-man
-Cable Deadpool
Webcomics
-Real Life Comics
-Penny Arcade
-MegaTokyo
(btw, Chronie, you need to send me the others!!!)
Anime Comic Books
-Ah! My Goddess
-Cardcaptor Sakura
Anime Graphic Novels (I don't usually read just grahic novels, however I have read V for Vendetta)
- Chobits
-Godspeed
-Fushigi Yugi
-Vampire Princess Miyu
-Vampire Yui
-Vampire Dahlia
-Kingdom Hearts
-My Cat Loki
- Model
-Tokyo Mew Mew
there's others.. but I'm too lazy to type lol.
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VandalHeart said:
I'm here if you ever need to seek a challenge
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SexyCleric said:
*sits on Clerky's head*
asian_princess
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oh me too!Lady Reiha said:*sits on Clerky's head*
shall we pway games here?
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Cadoras said:*Takes a number*
When's my turn?
*tackles* One down!
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