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[asian_princess]

Good sir I salute our chatting efforts. *Shakes your hand*

*growls in your general direction with a slight stick prod*

 

[VandalHeart]

You tryin' to get on my nerve, too?

Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm a demon with Blackguard classes. My smite ain't a sneezing target either.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

...bu..wa..er...um...eeek...grrr

smothering Bosomooka powers it is.

*snickers at snake*
told you I could help against the aliens.

*Volunteers to test the efficacy of the Bosomzooka's smothering power.*

 

[asian_princess]

Okay, first off, only Appy is allowed to call me "HeartFart" and even then, it hurts my feeling. (As a demon, I was only issued one)

Second, I'll STILL take the puncture wounds.

Fine.
I'll change it to SmartHeartFart.

Beddah??

 

[asian_princess]

You tryin' to get on my nerve, too?

.

*sneakily pokes your nerve with a tongue dart*

what does that do?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

You tryin' to get on my nerve, too?

Oh, yeah, by the way, I'm a demon with Blackguard classes. My smite ain't a sneezing target either.

Did I mention Mounted Combat, Flying Kick, and Circle Kick.

Or the Forsaker Levels? We could be at this a while.

 

[snake0067]

...bu..wa..er...um...eeek...grrr

smothering Bosomooka powers it is.

*snickers at snake*
told you I could help against the aliens.

You could always do a feather dance to distract their overlord I suppose, while Vandal downloads a computer virus into their mainfraim, Chronie beats the crap out of everyone in sight, and I run around like an idiot but end up saving the day through some amazing stroke of luck.

 

[VandalHeart]

*sneakily pokes your nerve with a tongue dart*

what does that do?

OOOWWWWW!!!

Whaddya tryin' ta pull? I'm in a dick-waving contest here! And where did you...get a...shit, that was laced, wasn't it?

*Falls over unconscious*

(fucking mortal manifestations)

 

[chronicle_tenko]

You could always do a feather dance to distract their overlord I suppose, while Vandal downloads a computer virus into their mainfraim, Chronie beats the crap out of everyone in sight, and I run around like an idiot but end up saving the day through some amazing stroke of luck.

I can beat up aliens.

 

[asian_princess]

You could always do a feather dance to distract their overlord I suppose, while Vandal downloads a computer virus into their mainfraim, Chronie beats the crap out of everyone in sight, and I run around like an idiot but end up saving the day through some amazing stroke of luck.

I think it might be more distracting if you did the feather dance.

I'll even lend you my tassels...and the special glue.

 

[snake0067]

I can beat up aliens.

True, now all we need is a giant robot and figure out who AP ends up with because we fight the whole time, but it ends up being Tuxedo Mask.

 

[snake0067]

I think it might be more distracting if you did the feather dance.

I'll even lend you my tassels...and the special glue.

They'd just kill me instantly.

 

[asian_princess]

OOOWWWWW!!!

Whaddya tryin' ta pull? I'm in a dick-waving contest here! And where did you...get a...shit, that was laced, wasn't it?

*Falls over unconscious*

(fucking mortal manifestations)

*blinks*

*prods with my foot*

SmartHeartFart??

I was just trying to help with the tongue darting!!!
*looks SHF over*

Frankly, i dont think it's impeded the dick waving at all.

Please continue, men!

 

[asian_princess]

They'd just kill me instantly.

Yes.

But how?

 

[snake0067]

*blinks*

*prods with my foot*

SmartHeartFart??

I was just trying to help with the tongue darting!!!
*looks SHF over*

Frankly, i dont think it's impeded the dick waving at all.

Please continue, men!

Think we might be done lol.

Besides after I star in my own one man show you won't have any power over me for like 10-15 minutes.

 

[snake0067]

Yes.

But how?

Your'e a succubus not a princess.

 

[asian_princess]

Think we might be done lol.

Besides after I star in my own one man show you won't have any power over me for like 10-15 minutes.

Oh Snakeypoo, I didn't even think you noticed me!!


Wait. Almost too nice to me...

I knew it!

No, you can't keep my tassels!!!

 

[VandalHeart]

*beginning to wake up as Appy pokes and nudges...gotta love that natural resistance to toxins*

Please, Glorious Dark One, five more minutes?

*pulls a blanket over his head*

 

[asian_princess]

Your'e a succubus not a princess.

You saying I can't be both?

My guidance counsellor TOLD me not to listen to dream stealers like you!

 

[asian_princess]

*beginning to wake up as Appy pokes and nudges...gotta love that natural resistance to toxins*

Please, Glorious Dark One, five more minutes?

*pulls a blanket over his head*

*feeds SmartHeartFart some Shrooms i found in the Smurf village*

 

[VandalHeart]

You saying I can't be both?

My guidance counsellor TOLD me not to listen to dream stealers like you!

Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world.

Because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of sweet, crunchy, but not too filling dreams.

 

[snake0067]

Oh Snakeypoo, I didn't even think you noticed me!!


Wait. Almost too nice to me...

I knew it!

No, you can't keep my tassels!!!

I didn't notice you're hot? Every guy notices that stuff. Just figured you heard it all the time here.

You saying I can't be both?

My guidance counsellor TOLD me not to listen to dream stealers like you!

Who said I thought it was a bad thing?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*Continues buffing his knuckles, waiting for aliens.*

 

[asian_princess]

Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world.

Because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of sweet, crunchy, but not too filling dreams.

Mine are more mushy and jello like in consistency

*dips a finger in*

wanna taste?

 

[asian_princess]

I didn't notice you're hot? Every guy notices that stuff. Just figured you heard it all the time here.

Who said I thought it was a bad thing?

*completely ignores Snakeypoo's words and runs past, pulling his pants down*


wheee! told ya, smurf boxers!