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VandalHeart said:
Okay, yes, that is boredom.

Now, do it five days a week for ten months at a time of day that doesn't give you time for shopping, catching a movie with any friends, or catching any of your favorite shows, assuming they come on during the prime time hours.

THAT is boredom.
Okay so we got the boredom sector taken care of between the two of us.
 
VandalHeart said:
Bring it.
*throws lightsaber and hits you in the face*

I actually did that to my friend in this sports stor with these foam weapon things, he grabbed two so I just threw mine and hit him right between the eyes.
 
I was in therapy once. Rage problems. Long story. Not the one I'm going to tell.

The story is about my last therapy session. The guy told me he wanted to try something new. Of course, my eyes did a cartwheel, but I said, "Go on." He pulled out a pair of those foam sabers. He said he wanted to have a sword fight with them. He said I could hit him as hard as I wanted, no repurcussions.

I told him I wanted it in writing.

After he signed the document, which I had to read and reread several times, and I even got it rewritten a couple of times after that, I finally told him I was okay with it. He had this bewildered look on his face. He couldn't understand why I wanted it in writing. He kept telling me that it wouldn't hurt him, and that he thought I was smart enough to realise that. But he signed it, and so did I. Then he stood up and said, "Okay. I'm ready. I'll even give you a free shot."

So I hit him with the hard plastic hilt guard.
 
Lady Reiha said:
<.< They're Mutants!

or just some freaky codex-speaking people with sweet-ass gear! What always confused me was Yuna. I understand that she's part Al Bhed, and she has one blue eye, the other, green. Now from my understanding, all Al Bhed have Green eyes with the swirl as their pupil, now; Yuna dosen't. She's just has a green eye. How come she dosen't have a swirly pupil? Is it because she's a half-breed? Or did they just simply think that adding a swirly pupil would make her ugly?
Ontop, why does Lulu have red eyes? Clearly yes, she is a Black Mage, but besides that, she's Human, no? Last time I checked, human's had either Blue, Brown, Green or Hazel eyes (with the exception of Grey and such.- but NOT red).

Yeah I don't know she's still pretty though. Wait you met my dad and Joey. Eyes come in Gold. I don't know my dad got GOLD colored eyes but he does. And yes before you ask he is a workaholic and money is almost all-important to him.

snake0067 said:
Five hundred pages wowza.

This calls for a celebration - Voltron marathon followed by a Guilty Gear X tournament.

YAY!!! *Throws confetti* Happy days for that, but shouldn't we have some FPS for the rest of the class, who haven't seen the light?

Trombonus said:
Ah Guilty Gear! My thumb still hasn't completely recovered from the last time I played that.

Not as good as Vandal's but go read my Guilty Gear story. I was playing my main man Chipp Zanu...

snake0067 said:
I call Chip Zaniff

*Confetti stops, Does a man pout.*
You can't call people even if we don't know who you're calling. I'll still be playing Chipp Zanuff, no matter what damage he'll do to my hand.

VandalHeart said:
Maxi is, was, and always will be my preferred character in that game. If I'm unable to play Maxi for some reason, I'm going with Taki. I love these two characters for one common reason: if I can hit you once, I can juggle your ass until you're dead.

Plus, Maxi spinning nunchucks on his toe is just cool.

And he looks like Elvis.

He does, doesn't he. I do love his perfect or nothing method of play but I juggle less, and spin more. I have a guide no on how to play him but on how to work out almost every move he does in SC. It was fun as hell trying to learn to do them, but I hit myself in the head way too many times.

And Spinning Dandy (The one on his toe) Is completely impossible, but it looks damn cool to finish someone off with, If you ever can.

Lady Reiha said:
*blames the Barcardi mix* It's Chip....disguised as Zapp ^.~ ah-ha! I win.


Like FFX-2 would have nakedness (near-nakedness, yes.)
Your version sounds better than their spin-off. I'm sorry, but I thought that FFX-2 was the worst out of the series.I ended up really hating it, but I do give Square props for trying to gear gaming towards the female gender. As for another spin-off. You never know. They did surprise me/us when they game out with X-2. I saw Dirge of Cereberus coming, so you never know...Maybe make it into either a DS game or a lost level on your cellphone (like they did in DoC).

Depends hon, remember rule 34. If it exists there's hentai of it somewhere. And the bikini scene in the hot springs was close enough.

And while X-2 was yeah one of the worst games they've ever made STORY WISE. Sphere break is a ton of fun, (Except shinra's. Little fucking cheating bastard.) And the Sphere change system, and the active time battle is one of the coolest idea's they've ever had. Or at least one of the most original. If it had been called anything other than a dress sphere it would have been cool.

But it wasn't and the game kinda sucked. Still I can't wait for them to do another game with on the fly job system switching that improves statistics when you do it. Nothing like Gaining Double MP just for switching to your buff class, Gaining Double HP for switching to your tank, and Haste just for getting your beater in play.

Though Even I never 100% that one. Final bonus dungeon was WAY too fucking hard.

VandalHeart said:
I was in therapy once. Rage problems. Long story. Not the one I'm going to tell.

The story is about my last therapy session. The guy told me he wanted to try something new. Of course, my eyes did a cartwheel, but I said, "Go on." He pulled out a pair of those foam sabers. He said he wanted to have a sword fight with them. He said I could hit him as hard as I wanted, no repurcussions.

I told him I wanted it in writing.

After he signed the document, which I had to read and reread several times, and I even got it rewritten a couple of times after that, I finally told him I was okay with it. He had this bewildered look on his face. He couldn't understand why I wanted it in writing. He kept telling me that it wouldn't hurt him, and that he thought I was smart enough to realise that. But he signed it, and so did I. Then he stood up and said, "Okay. I'm ready. I'll even give you a free shot."

So I hit him with the hard plastic hilt guard.

You have better therapy stories, I was just a pasive git, and they feared psychological snapping on someone with that many years in kickboxing. So all my therapy sessions started with me getting DOPED to all hell. I don't know what drooling on a couch for 6 months accomplished but those were some damn fine reese's pieces at the end of each session.
 
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snake0067 said:
*throws lightsaber and hits you in the face*

I actually did that to my friend in this sports stor with these foam weapon things, he grabbed two so I just threw mine and hit him right between the eyes.

Saber Throw...
Why a Jedi would ever consider throwing their only real means of defense is beyond me.

I always wondered why another Jedi or Sith wouldn't just use Force Catch Lightsaber.

Silly, self constraining Jedi.

CT; Yes, they had good mechanics in X2, and rule 34 is upheld for every final fantasy they've made. And while playing it, I would smack anyone who reffered to the classes as dress spheres. Repeat; CLASSES.
 
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Just finished downloading the Xenosaga Anime. :D So good.

I also became Pokemon league champion again today. :D

Even went for a swim. :cool:

Twas a good day. :nana:
 
Trombonus said:
Just finished downloading the Xenosaga Anime. :D So good.

I also became Pokemon league champion again today. :D

Even went for a swim. :cool:

Twas a good day. :nana:
Oo,I didn't know there was a Xenosaga anime. Got a link?
 
Concerning Rule 34

Here's my challenge, although I can't offer anything as cool as the AV's squirt gave me.

Post some links to prove rule 34.

Video game hentai is too easy. You have to prove rule 34 with a link to hentai concerning something either tenuously related to or completely unrelated to Japan to U.S. transplantations.

Me? I'm going to go look for hentai concerning The Pretender since my roommates just bought the Pretender movies on DVD, and I'm watching them right now.
 
I watched the Love Hina anime, it was pretty good if not a bit wierd. I also have an AMV of Love Hina set to Zebrahead's 'The hell That is My Life'. :cathappy:
 
VandalHeart said:
Here's my challenge, although I can't offer anything as cool as the AV's squirt gave me.

Post some links to prove rule 34.

Video game hentai is too easy. You have to prove rule 34 with a link to hentai concerning something either tenuously related to or completely unrelated to Japan to U.S. transplantations.

Me? I'm going to go look for hentai concerning The Pretender since my roommates just bought the Pretender movies on DVD, and I'm watching them right now.

Ah gods no. WAY TOO EASY.

I'm gonna go look for something hard as well but this is all on one site.

Alright start with some pure americana. Disney, Nickolodeon, Independent 60's-90's show and movies with Warner.

Jasmine:
http://aerisdies.com/g/3692/24#img

Adventures of Jimmy Neutron:
http://aerisdies.com/g/2740/8#img

WE'll skip all the overly disturbing SpongeBob and other NonHuman/Bestial blur line of Lit.

A fairly nice Morticia:
http://aerisdies.com/g/4701/4#img

Some British based, comics and music.

Alien Vs. Predator (Dark Horse Comics):
http://aerisdies.com/g/4742/3#img

Gorillaz (The Band):
http://aerisdies.com/g/3939/12#img


And because the movie's coming and our childhoods aren't being raped enough.

Some Japanese Transplantations of a completely american show.

The Transformers:

http://aerisdies.com/g/3838/8#img
http://aerisdies.com/g/3838/3#img (yes that is a hilarious set of cock and balls on shockwave.)
http://aerisdies.com/g/3838/15#img
 
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chronicle_tenko said:
Yes I know it's heartbreaking isn't it? Now you go find some.
Enjoy

That site has hentai from tons of different shows. I'm too lazy to link to individual pics.
 
Because I'm an arrogant asshole who loves to toot his own horn, I have to point this out.

Follow this link and scroll down to the third paragraph to see my contribution to Wikipedia's entry for Superman's alter ego, Clark Kent. The other entries in this section are nice, but I didn't write them. So feel free to ignore them.
 
chronicle_tenko said:
Yes I know it's heartbreaking isn't it? Now you go find some.

Rule 34...

Raping your childhood memories for the humor of others.

I've seen Dexter's Lab, Scooby Doo, and even some Star Craft.
It's terrible.

But, by far the worst; Sonic
 
SexyCleric said:
Rule 34...

Raping your childhood memories for the humor of others.

I've seen Dexter's Lab, Scooby Doo, and even some Star Craft.
It's terrible.

But, by far the worst; Sonic


It's looks like Sonic's first time ever with a girl, and he just dosen't know how to fuck her!


I have seen Flintstones, Simpsons, Sailor Moon, DBZ, Scooby Doo, Kim Possible, Hunger Teen Aqua Force and others.

By far, the most weirdest saying I ever heard Lela say:
http://www.rusmysl.ru/pics/disney-hentai.jpg

I have also foundzelda
teen titans
the incredibles
and others..
 
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Trombonus said:



*comforts him with a Transformer's Plushie* it's okay buddy, Chronie's just a big meanie sometimes *gives Chronie the eye*
 
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