Nerd Power!

[VandalHeart]

I've likely already posted this once on here, but the subject is up again, so I'm going to say this.

My next tattoo is going to be the rules of Fight Club...in kanji.

 

[Lady Reiha]

I've likely already posted this once on here, but the subject is up again, so I'm going to say this.

My next tattoo is going to be the rules of Fight Club...in kanji.

*cries* That is so cool!


I was thinking of writing my mother's name in Al Behd

 

[snake0067]

or how about a s0067hnp symbol?

huh?

It would be interesting to see what your anime character style of me would be.

 

[Lady Reiha]

huh?

It would be interesting to see what your anime character style of me would be.

when I'm settled in Edmonton, I'll draw one for you, ok?

 

[Wyldfire]

when I'm settled in Edmonton, I'll draw one for you, ok?

He hehe I jus membered yer an artist Kitten. I have a couple a characters I might be willin ta pay ya fer pictures of when yer settled in.

 

[snake0067]

when I'm settled in Edmonton, I'll draw one for you, ok?

As long as its a guy and human, unless its Pen Pen.

 

[Lady Reiha]

As long as its gay and human, unless its Penelo.

Hm... okay

 

[snake0067]

Hm... okay

har har har

I could come up with some really bad stuff for you like that if I wanted to.

 

[VandalHeart]

Children...play nice...unless you're filming and sending me a copy...in which case somebody needs to lose a limb.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Children...play nice...unless you're filming and sending me a copy...in which case somebody needs to lose a limb.

Is an eye acceptable? Limbs are usually fatal.

 

[SexyCleric]

Gather round, ye nerdlings, for I have a tale to tell...

Went to the National Aviary yesterday. Always a fun place, with hornbills, penguins, and owls-a-plenty. Hell, my girlfriend's father let me borrow his four fuck thousand dollar digital camera. It's a Nikkon somethingoranother.

Anyway, everything was fun and wonderful, until we came upon the rainforest exhibit. In this exhibit was an Argus Pheasant. Uncaged, and wandering the walkway. It was feeding time, and the trainer there was handing out mealworms and grapes to feed to the birds. I even got to feed a grape to a Green Broadbill , which is a beautiful bird.

All was well, until my girlfriend stopped feeding, or paying attention to, the Argus Pheasant. It did not like this lack of attention at all, so it began to nip at GF's skirt. Nip, and bite, and finally, causing tears. GF attempts to push bird away, to no avail, and the treacherous little turkey begins to bite her, instead of the skirt.

With the trainer no where in sight, Emergency Bird Removal Protocol was put into effect. I proceeded to interject myself between berserk bird and GF. I may also have pushed it, with force, with my foot. Bird fled, and XP was distributed. Party danced, and we moved on with the feeding of other birds.

I fully intended to let the incident end there. Pheasant had other ideas. Pheasant snuck up behind me, jumped up three feet onto the rail I was leaning on, and grabbed hold of the sacred (read; expensive) camera strap at my neck! I had had quite enough of this feathered shit head, and I began to yell for a trainer as I grappled with a thirty pound ground bird. No trainer showed up, and the other patrons of the aviary seemed to be of no help.

Bird is now clawing at me, and breaking skin. No trainer came running to help. I ran out of options, and punched the bird. It squawks and falls, rather action movie-esque, off of the railing.

Of course, that's when the trainer shows back up, and I'm shown to the security office. They kindly inform me that I have broken some serious laws, punching an endangered animal, and that I should probably call a lawyer.

I politely inform him that I was merely defending myself from an animal, that was clearly maladjusted, and shouldn't be permitted to wander free amongst the patrons. It is also possible that I told him that I hope he is anally violated by said bird.

So, in the end, the pheasant survived my 1D6 damage, regrettably, and both the aviary and I are agreeing to just let this one slide, rather than go through some rather nasty legal proceedings. So long as the bird lives and my injuries do not become infected or something, the encounter will be called a draw.

So, ladies and gents, that's how I punched out a pheasant that weighed in at about a sixth of my weight. And ya know what? It felt good. I defended myself, my girlfriend, and property from a berserk animal. PETA can get fucked.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Gather round, ye nerdlings, for I have a tale to tell...

Went to the National Aviary yesterday. Always a fun place, with hornbills, penguins, and owls-a-plenty. Hell, my girlfriend's father let me borrow his four fuck thousand dollar digital camera. It's a Nikkon somethingoranother.

Anyway, everything was fun and wonderful, until we came upon the rainforest exhibit. In this exhibit was an Argus Pheasant. Uncaged, and wandering the walkway. It was feeding time, and the trainer there was handing out mealworms and grapes to feed to the birds. I even got to feed a grape to a Green Broadbill , which is a beautiful bird.

All was well, until my girlfriend stopped feeding, or paying attention to, the Argus Pheasant. It did not like this lack of attention at all, so it began to nip at GF's skirt. Nip, and bite, and finally, causing tears. GF attempts to push bird away, to no avail, and the treacherous little turkey begins to bite her, instead of the skirt.

With the trainer no where in sight, Emergency Bird Removal Protocol was put into effect. I proceeded to interject myself between berserk bird and GF. I may also have pushed it, with force, with my foot. Bird fled, and XP was distributed. Party danced, and we moved on with the feeding of other birds.

I fully intended to let the incident end there. Pheasant had other ideas. Pheasant snuck up behind me, jumped up three feet onto the rail I was leaning on, and grabbed hold of the sacred (read; expensive) camera strap at my neck! I had had quite enough of this feathered shit head, and I began to yell for a trainer as I grappled with a thirty pound ground bird. No trainer showed up, and the other patrons of the aviary seemed to be of no help.

Bird is now clawing at me, and breaking skin. No trainer came running to help. I ran out of options, and punched the bird. It squawks and falls, rather action movie-esque, off of the railing.

Of course, that's when the trainer shows back up, and I'm shown to the security office. They kindly inform me that I have broken some serious laws, punching an endangered animal, and that I should probably call a lawyer.

I politely inform him that I was merely defending myself from an animal, that was clearly maladjusted, and shouldn't be permitted to wander free amongst the patrons. It is also possible that I told him that I hope he is anally violated by said bird.

So, in the end, the pheasant survived my 1D6 damage, regrettably, and both the aviary and I are agreeing to just let this one slide, rather than go through some rather nasty legal proceedings. So long as the bird lives and my injuries do not become infected or something, the encounter will be called a draw.

So, ladies and gents, that's how I punched out a pheasant that weighed in at about a sixth of my weight. And ya know what? It felt good. I defended myself, my girlfriend, and property from a berserk animal. PETA can get fucked.

LMFAO! That is- by far, the best story I heard this morning. Way too go! Hopefully you don't catch that new super-bug that's going around now in the states (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus ). You should still get your war-wounds checked : )

 

[Lady Reiha]

Is an eye acceptable? Limbs are usually fatal.

No Chronie.



you have pretty blue eyes, and so they will stay. Your toe, however.. well I can put up with you having 4 toenings.

 

[snake0067]

Gather round, ye nerdlings, for I have a tale to tell...

Went to the National Aviary yesterday. Always a fun place, with hornbills, penguins, and owls-a-plenty. Hell, my girlfriend's father let me borrow his four fuck thousand dollar digital camera. It's a Nikkon somethingoranother.

Anyway, everything was fun and wonderful, until we came upon the rainforest exhibit. In this exhibit was an Argus Pheasant. Uncaged, and wandering the walkway. It was feeding time, and the trainer there was handing out mealworms and grapes to feed to the birds. I even got to feed a grape to a Green Broadbill , which is a beautiful bird.

All was well, until my girlfriend stopped feeding, or paying attention to, the Argus Pheasant. It did not like this lack of attention at all, so it began to nip at GF's skirt. Nip, and bite, and finally, causing tears. GF attempts to push bird away, to no avail, and the treacherous little turkey begins to bite her, instead of the skirt.

With the trainer no where in sight, Emergency Bird Removal Protocol was put into effect. I proceeded to interject myself between berserk bird and GF. I may also have pushed it, with force, with my foot. Bird fled, and XP was distributed. Party danced, and we moved on with the feeding of other birds.

I fully intended to let the incident end there. Pheasant had other ideas. Pheasant snuck up behind me, jumped up three feet onto the rail I was leaning on, and grabbed hold of the sacred (read; expensive) camera strap at my neck! I had had quite enough of this feathered shit head, and I began to yell for a trainer as I grappled with a thirty pound ground bird. No trainer showed up, and the other patrons of the aviary seemed to be of no help.

Bird is now clawing at me, and breaking skin. No trainer came running to help. I ran out of options, and punched the bird. It squawks and falls, rather action movie-esque, off of the railing.

Of course, that's when the trainer shows back up, and I'm shown to the security office. They kindly inform me that I have broken some serious laws, punching an endangered animal, and that I should probably call a lawyer.

I politely inform him that I was merely defending myself from an animal, that was clearly maladjusted, and shouldn't be permitted to wander free amongst the patrons. It is also possible that I told him that I hope he is anally violated by said bird.

So, in the end, the pheasant survived my 1D6 damage, regrettably, and both the aviary and I are agreeing to just let this one slide, rather than go through some rather nasty legal proceedings. So long as the bird lives and my injuries do not become infected or something, the encounter will be called a draw.

So, ladies and gents, that's how I punched out a pheasant that weighed in at about a sixth of my weight. And ya know what? It felt good. I defended myself, my girlfriend, and property from a berserk animal. PETA can get fucked.

Can't say I've ever punched anyone/anything before. Still way to show a bird who's boss.

 

[SexyCleric]

LMFAO! That is- by far, the best story I heard this morning. Way too go! Hopefully you don't catch that new super-bug that's going around now in the states (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus ). You should still get your war-wounds checked : )

Glad you and Snake enjoyed my harrowing encounter with fowl death.

The battle wounds are doing ok, by the looks of it.
Plenty of iodine and bandages, and I'm ready for round two!

And hey, if I get enough XP to level up, all the better.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Glad you and Snake enjoyed my harrowing encounter with fowl death.

The battle wounds are doing ok, by the looks of it.
Plenty of iodine and bandages, and I'm ready for round two!

And hey, if I get enough XP to level up, all the better.

visit Rei-Rei's shop for any armor, HP, Phoenix Downs, MP,or weapondry.


open late- the best rates in Nerdtopia!

 

[snake0067]

visit Rei-Rei's shop for any armor, HP, Phoenix Downs, MP,or weapondry.


open late- the best rates in Nerdtopia!

Where's the porn?

Think I'm gonna get a second PS3 controller today, and another game here eventually, hopefully there's something good out. I have hope for The Darkness but I haven't looked into any reviews or anything yet.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Where's the porn?

Think I'm gonna get a second PS3 controller today, and another game here eventually, hopefully there's something good out. I have hope for The Darkness but I haven't looked into any reviews or anything yet.

*strangles the snake with a USB cord* > save your money by going geico.

 

[snake0067]

*strangles the snake with a USB cord* > save your money by going geico.

I'm actually going to do that today lol.

 

[Lady Reiha]

I'm actually going to do that today lol.

Poor silly dumb dickless snake

 

[snake0067]

Poor silly dumb dickless snake

*poke*

 

[SexyCleric]

visit Rei-Rei's shop for any armor, HP, Phoenix Downs, MP,or weapondry.


open late- the best rates in Nerdtopia!

Fuck Phoenix Down!
That shit has been putting my people out of work for years!

Death used to mean something!
Do you know how hard it is to bring back the dead!?

But, oh no, you can just pick the feathers of some fucking coked out bird, and voila! You're all better!

*Storms off*
Just you wait...
Someone is going to invent instant art, then where will YOU be?

Fuck birds.

 

[papillon24]

Just a quick question...Anyone here on Rune Scape... Pm me if you are

 

[Lady Reiha]

Fuck Phoenix Down!
That shit has been putting my people out of work for years!

Death used to mean something!
Do you know how hard it is to bring back the dead!?

But, oh no, you can just pick the feathers of some fucking coked out bird, and voila! You're all better!

*Storms off*
Just you wait...
Someone is going to invent instant art, then where will YOU be?

Fuck birds.

*chuckles lightly, leaving a lovely, tasty trail of bird seed for Clerky*

 

[Wyldfire]

*chuckles lightly, leaving a lovely, tasty trail of bird seed for Clerky*

You're being a naughty kitten today aren't you? Leading him into the raptor cages are you?