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Been playing a lot of GuildWars lately, lovin' it.And of course I have to add the big stick imagery... "It's called a lance, helloooo."
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Been playing a lot of GuildWars lately, lovin' it.And of course I have to add the big stick imagery... "It's called a lance, helloooo."
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And of course I have to add the big stick imagery... "It's called a lance, helloooo."
Heh. We know. We all know.
It's ok, Heavy Mace, don't cry. You provide good innuendo too.
Guild wars, huh.
As far as MMOs go, that one's ok.
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I'm rating it very high on my list, for the simple reason that there's no monthly fee AND no PvP if I don't want there to be
Love that factorHeavy mace eh.. but that doesn't impale
You wanna thwap someone over the head with your mace?
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I'm rating it very high on my list, for the simple reason that there's no monthly fee AND no PvP if I don't want there to be
Heavy mace eh.. but that doesn't impale
Some use pick up lines. I use blunt trauma.
Besides, lances have a bad habit of breaking off of armored targets.
I like a weapon I can wield against multiple opponents without worry about bending, wilting, shattering, or getting stuck.
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Yeah, that getting stuck issue can be a real drag, I tell ya, I hate my lance not pulling out when I want it to.
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It can be an issue.
You just gotta use Ride By. Stick 'em and move past.
Plus, how can you conceal it?
I mean, you walk into a tavern with a lance in your belt, the wenches won't leave you alone!
They both deal a D8, and we all work with what our class gave us, eh?
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Oh aye
But... who would want to conceal a lance? I don't mind the attentionAnd I think we've run this innuendo conversation dry now *chuckle*
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Oh aye
And I think we've run this innuendo conversation dry now *chuckle*
See what I mean? No durability.
But, yes, I believe if we take this joke any further, it might turn stupid.
MIGHT turn stupid.
It'd be a lot less silly if there women folk around to impress.
Sigh.
Plus, added bonus; double teaming jokes.
Hell, the Flanking jokes alone could keep us going for days.
But, I digress. Often. And for no good reason.
I'm at work, and unfortunately, must go back to pretending to do so.
Tell Pix I said hello, and good night.
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Have a great one manSee what I mean? No durability.
But, yes, I believe if we take this joke any further, it might turn stupid.
MIGHT turn stupid.
It'd be a lot less silly if there women folk around to impress.
Sigh.
Plus, added bonus; double teaming jokes.
Hell, the Flanking jokes alone could keep us going for days.
But, I digress. Often. And for no good reason.
I'm at work, and unfortunately, must go back to pretending to do so.
Tell Pix I said hello, and good night.
She says hi back and have a "good time" at work alex_cali83
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*returns from work, cricket bat in hand covered with blood*
Well hello again everyone.
*looks at cleric and tolyk and grins*
Flanking jokes huh? takes me way back to the days of Magic: The Gathering and the Mirage expansion. As for the the D&D 4ed, my friends and I have played a bit so far but haven't started one of our epic long campaigns. The combat system seems really smooth and I like the independant powers that you can choose from for each class.
*kneels before the Empress and holds a hand over his heart*
My apologies Empress, for my actions earlier. I do hope you can forgive me and I am ready to serve.
*looks up at Empress and awaits her decision*
Well hello again everyone.
*looks at cleric and tolyk and grins*
Flanking jokes huh? takes me way back to the days of Magic: The Gathering and the Mirage expansion. As for the the D&D 4ed, my friends and I have played a bit so far but haven't started one of our epic long campaigns. The combat system seems really smooth and I like the independant powers that you can choose from for each class.
*kneels before the Empress and holds a hand over his heart*
My apologies Empress, for my actions earlier. I do hope you can forgive me and I am ready to serve.
*looks up at Empress and awaits her decision*
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Magic eh? Well if we ever need another for a draft I'll let ya know.
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*raises a brow at wyld's sniffing*
How we can be eh? and how is that? Oh and I am not like most guys out here.
How we can be eh? and how is that? Oh and I am not like most guys out here.
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Mastermars, that animated gif is awesome.
So, this has been a fun weekend. Saw Goodfellas for the first time and feasted on pizza. Last night I went out and got smashed on bourbon and whiskey with a friend. The night before, I pulled a coin check on a Chief Master Sergeant (the First Sergeant of the other squadron on post, actually) and lost, and ended up having to do pushups for it. After I finished the demanded pushups, she gave me one of her Chief Master Sergeant coins (hooray!)
It's a good thing I've been practicing my pushups lately. It'd be embarassing if I had failed to do the required pushups for the First Sergeant.
So, this has been a fun weekend. Saw Goodfellas for the first time and feasted on pizza. Last night I went out and got smashed on bourbon and whiskey with a friend. The night before, I pulled a coin check on a Chief Master Sergeant (the First Sergeant of the other squadron on post, actually) and lost, and ended up having to do pushups for it. After I finished the demanded pushups, she gave me one of her Chief Master Sergeant coins (hooray!
)It's a good thing I've been practicing my pushups lately. It'd be embarassing if I had failed to do the required pushups for the First Sergeant.
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Cool gif, mastermars, but the nerd in me wants to correct the grammar...
Your: Possessive
You're: Contraction of you are
Your: Possessive
You're: Contraction of you are
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Better late than never,Tex. So what'd you think of it?
I love that movie. This is one of my favorite scenes:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j195/spexpics/pistol-whip-1.gif
"You touch Karen again,and I swear on my fuckin' mother,I'll kill you!"
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Wasn't bad at all, that scene reminded me of a similar scene in The Godfather, although the beatdown that Sonny gave to his brother in law was far more impressive in scope.
That said, the beatdown in Goodfellas was followed up with the girlfriend narrating that it really turned her on
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Watching the Godfather makes me think way too much of my family's history. When someone in your family has the last name of Martini....yeah things get noticed. So how was everyone else's day?
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Of course, no good Empress is completely cold to her subjects. Forgiven, better behavior is expected in the future though. We can work on that.
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work on it eh? and how might we do that sweet empress?
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PM me if you are willing to help. Yes, this will involve money. I'm not going to lie to you.
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Good to see someone else has tried it.
I agree with you on the smooth combat, but I am a little miffed at how... Domesticated the cleric feels now. All the cleric powers are radiant damage, buff, heal, or some combination of the three.
Streamlined good.
Railroad bad.
All praises to the Empress, who is kind and wonderful.
Though, I am rapidly running out of kittens. Whine!
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