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I didn't, but I have the thank whoever did! You look like a nymph rising up from the water in that one, and I love how the rose petals color match with your panties.
 
Baking a cake... Anyone want to lick the frosting?

"Erotic Baking" is the new "safe harbor" programming option from the Food Network. Topless baking, naked baking, naked baking competitions, and probably some show where some guy visits strip clubs and bordellos and samples the food they serve (do bordellos serve food? Bordello enthusiasts - let me know!) The ad campaign practically writes itself: "After dark, things really get cooking" or how about "'Whipped' cream just got a lot more delicious, tonight on the Food Network" or maybe "There's plenty of steam in our kitchen, tonight on the Food Network."

Someone please hire me. Also, His_Whore, you have excellent taste in underwear. Good on you.
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HA HA HA HA HA!!! Good one...

"Erotic Baking" is the new "safe harbor" programming option from the Food Network. Topless baking, naked baking, naked baking competitions, and probably some show where some guy visits strip clubs and bordellos and samples the food they serve (do bordellos serve food? Bordello enthusiasts - let me know!) The ad campaign practically writes itself: "After dark, things really get cooking" or how about "'Whipped' cream just got a lot more delicious, tonight on the Food Network" or maybe "There's plenty of steam in our kitchen, tonight on the Food Network."

Someone please hire me. Also, His_Whore, you have excellent taste in underwear. Good on you.
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bordello enthusiasts!!!
 
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