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[TheJestersAdvocate]

Mmm, bound.

And! I'm.. adjusting well, I suppose. Thank you =)

*smirks* I somehow knew you'd focus on that particular word. I wonder why......:roll eyes:

Glad to hear. Just remember if the adjustments aren't to your liking, to let someone know about it.

You're more then welcome.

 

[sdnt]

*smirks* I somehow knew you'd focus on that particular word. I wonder why......:roll eyes:

Glad to hear. Just remember if the adjustments aren't to your liking, to let someone know about it.

You're more then welcome.

Thank you~ It's just so boring~

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Thank you~ It's just so boring~

You're quite welcome.

And how is it boring?

 

[YourCaptor]

Thank you~ It's just so boring~

Hi girl, love your ass.

Hot!

 

[sdnt]

You're quite welcome.

And how is it boring?

Not playing is boring!

Hi girl, love your ass.

Hot!

Thanks =)

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Not playing is boring!

You do know that it takes two to tango, right?

And I will agree.....that is a fine looking rump.

Mmmm....rump.

 

[sdnt]

You do know that it takes two to tango, right?

And I will agree.....that is a fine looking rump.

Mmmm....rump.

Yes, yes. But who is my partner? Who is THE partner that, together, we can win first place? Mer?!

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Yes, yes. But who is my partner? Who is THE partner that, together, we can win first place? Mer?!

Now see, if the answer to that was easy to find out, would it be worth any difficulty in the process or would the satisfaction when you're both moving in sync with one another, so fluidly, be worth it?

 

[sdnt]

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[Nina327]

Is there anything I can do to keep more of my Master's attention?

open mouth.

Let a request for attention come out.

close mouth..

Make him a sandwich..

afterall, he's still male, and if hes not fucking you, he's prolly hungry.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Is there anything I can do to keep more of my Master's attention?

Diversity is key.....not so much diverse partners....but how you approach play.

I would have to say one of the best things you can do is try your best to catch your Master off guard. Test any boundaries he may have placed....don't break them, but bend them as far as possible.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

open mouth.

Let a request for attention come out.

close mouth..

Make him a sandwich..

afterall, he's still male, and if hes not fucking you, he's prolly hungry.

Bwahaha.

He could take that as an invite to satisfy another hunger.....though I somehow doubt that'd be a problem.

 

[Nina327]

Bwahaha.

He could take that as an invite to satisfy another hunger.....though I somehow doubt that'd be a problem.

well if you dont make it past step one then the sammich isnt nessesary.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

well if you dont make it past step one then the sammich isnt nessesary.

I don't know....for some folks it might still be.

Bonus points if you can make a sandwich without spilling any "mayonnaise".

 

[Nina327]

I don't know....for some folks it might still be.

Bonus points if you can make a sandwich without spilling any "mayonnaise".

that would require skipping step two and holding step three firmly.

and eww.. mayo.. really.... -facepalm-

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

that would require skipping step two and holding step three firmly.

and eww.. mayo.. really.... -facepalm-

I said bonus points would be given....not that it is mandatory.

You missy aren't getting a gold star. And "mayo" was in quotation marks. It was innuendo. I think it's disgusting myself, but what other white substance can be used in a sammich? I mean I coudla said "icing", but that's just weird.

Oh wait, look who I'm talking to. *smirks and winks*

 

[Nina327]

I said bonus points would be given....not that it is mandatory.

You missy aren't getting a gold star. And "mayo" was in quotation marks. It was innuendo. I think it's disgusting myself, but what other white substance can be used in a sammich? I mean I coudla said "icing", but that's just weird.

Oh wait, look who I'm talking to. *smirks and winks*

you callin me weird? i'm not weird, I'm psycoticly delightfull...

Icing goes on cock, or nipples or sticky buns -nods-

OH.. and I dun give a flyin fuck about no stars, I like trophies with littel people on them in really odd positions for all eternity.

Miricle Whip.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

you callin me weird? i'm not weird, I'm psycoticly delightfull...

Icing goes on cock, or nipples or sticky buns -nods-

OH.. and I dun give a flyin fuck about no stars, I like trophies with littel people on them in really odd positions for all eternity.

Miricle Whip.

I meant it as a compliment.

I prefer to make buns sticky all on my own. *cheesy grin*

Everyone wants a star! I know it to be true.

Whipped or extra creamy?

 

[Nina327]

I rest my case.

Ask for attention or make food.

either, In whatever manner gives him happy pants.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

I rest my case.

Ask for attention or make food.

either, In whatever manner gives him happy pants.

Just depends on the method on how you ask.

Hell when you're right though, you're right.

And is that anything like Happy Feet?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Is there anything I can do to keep more of my Master's attention?

open mouth.

Let a request for attention come out.

close mouth..

Make him a sandwich..

afterall, he's still male, and if hes not fucking you, he's prolly hungry.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ LIKE!

 

[1sickbastard]

Is there anything I can do to keep more of my Master's attention?

Crawl to him on all fours wearing a dog collar, with a paddle, riding crop or other favored toy in your mouth.

 

[sdnt]

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[1sickbastard]

He lives in New York, has a busy life. The only times I get to talk to him are late, late at night.

And guys. I wish I was awake for these conversations

You're faking being awake well enough...

 

[Nina327]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ LIKE!

Thank you kindly.

Crawl to him on all fours wearing a dog collar, with a paddle, riding crop or other favored toy in your mouth.

See. ask. In what ever manner works.

He lives in New York, has a busy life. The only times I get to talk to him are late, late at night.

And guys. I wish I was awake for these conversations

If you knew this going into the relationship you either need to adjust your expectations or work on your communication skills. Subs arnt doormats, that said, Doms arnt mind readers. Communicate, express your concern/need.... make with the finding of happy pants, happy ending, happy now... something.

Hell, I wish I was effin asleep at that time of night but my innerchild is a fuckin bat, so we're awake.