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[Gomez130]

The Great White North has it's advantages and dissadvantaes...

Advantage = Ladies and HARD NIPPLES

Dissadvantage = Men. Cocks in "retreat" lol


Would you warm "Him" up and convince him to "cum" out? lol

 

[Guest]

The Great White North has it's advantages and dissadvantaes...

Advantage = Ladies and HARD NIPPLES

Dissadvantage = Men. Cocks in "retreat" lol


Would you warm "Him" up and convince him to "cum" out? lol

See...now that's the difference between men and women. I look at:

Advantage = Cuddling up by a warm fire with my man.

Disadvantage = Cold toilet seat first thing in the AM.

LMAO

 

[candiman40]

But think about the benefits.

thats the kind of benefits I need !!

Good Morning fellow Jersians !!

 

[Guttergoddess]

LMAO what??? I didn't have time to clean up the bedroom...and I offered her coffee but I think my kitchen scared her. LMAO

her kitchen didn't scare me. I simply have no need for coffee...generally once I'm out of bed, I'm awake. Though I would have loved to stay in bed all day with her.

 

[Guttergoddess]

Good morning NJ!
Oh hell no...there is ALWAYS coffee in my house! If I could figure out how to open a vein and get it direct, I'd be even happier! But our GG doesn't drink coffee...though I don't know how she survives!!!

GG believes that the only pick me up she needs is a good tongue lashing or fucking....wouldn't think that'd be too difficult to come by.

 

[candiman40]

GG believes that the only pick me up she needs is a good tongue lashing or fucking....wouldn't think that'd be too difficult to come by.

I couldn't think of too many better ways to get me up and running in the mornig ! Any volunteers ?

 

[Guttergoddess]

I couldn't think of too many better ways to get me up and running in the mornig ! Any volunteers ?

I'm sure there's no shortage of those around here!

 

[Guest]

her kitchen didn't scare me. I simply have no need for coffee...generally once I'm out of bed, I'm awake. Though I would have loved to stay in bed all day with her.

LMAO You almost did. Guess the alcohol prevented me from waking up with all the wonderful things you were doing to me! Shame I missed it!!!! LOL

 

[Guest]

thats the kind of benefits I need !!

Good Morning fellow Jersians !!

Good mornin Candi!!! Any more family parties scheduled? LOL

 

[candiman40]

I'm sure there's no shortage of those around here!

I see only the 2 I have before me !

AND IT IS GOOD !!!!!

 

[candiman40]

Good mornin Candi!!! Any more family parties scheduled? LOL

no thank god!!!

I think I'm lucky enough to be child free for fathers day too - the boys have wrestling tourney mom signed em up for - and asked if I wanted the little girl to off my hands as well --- haven't given my answer yet ... decisions , decisions

 

[Guttergoddess]

no thank god!!!

I think I'm lucky enough to be child free for fathers day too - the boys have wrestling tourney mom signed em up for - and asked if I wanted the little girl to off my hands as well --- haven't given my answer yet ... decisions , decisions

Spend it with your daughter...believe me, Daddy daughter time is soooo important...I loved when my mom would take my bro and sis places and leave me and dad to fend for ourselves....

 

[candiman40]

Spend it with your daughter...believe me, Daddy daughter time is soooo important...I loved when my mom would take my bro and sis places and leave me and dad to fend for ourselves....

Have had a lot of those already and while she kicked my ass in space invaders the other night - I am kinda selfishly looking forward to noone being around for an afternoon

 

[Guttergoddess]

Have had a lot of those already and while she kicked my ass in space invaders the other night - I am kinda selfishly looking forward to noone being around for an afternoon

Kid sis and I are gonna kick Dad's butt at mini golf LOL

 

[cocktan]

I have a book that tells you how to rid yourself of insects using home remedies (so you don't have to go buy anything). My mom is using it at the moment, but I'll be over there today and will look up the "cure" for you. I'll post it later today, in case anyone else is having the same problem.

thanks Fire you're great

 

[cocktan]

GG believes that the only pick me up she needs is a good tongue lashing or fucking....wouldn't think that'd be too difficult to come by.

funny, thats just the way i think as well

 

[Gomez130]

See...now that's the difference between men and women. I look at:

Advantage = Cuddling up by a warm fire with my man.

Disadvantage = Cold toilet seat first thing in the AM.

LMAO

I LIKE the way you think! I have a "Doublewide" sleeping bag babe.. wana join me?

but you haven't felt a COLD toilet seat till you've gone camping in the winter....

 

[Gomez130]

LMAO You almost did. Guess the alcohol prevented me from waking up with all the wonderful things you were doing to me! Shame I missed it!!!! LOL

Please DETAILS, DETAILS... Inquiring minds want to know.....


DAMN I drop off and I miss all the fun.. he he he

 

[FinnMacCool]

Thank you for wording on how all feels towards the fire lass..and if the cowardly wankers do have the courage to step forward,tis sure and right they will be dealth with..and see..another for the old AV..

Really? That is just plain wrong. What is the matter with people today? I mean, if you don't approve of someone or their actions, fine. We're all entitled to our opinions, beliefs, etcetera. But does anyone really need to go out of their way to say things like that?

And let's not even get into the question of the mental balance of someone calling someone else a whore on a site where the word "erotica" figures in the title of the site itself! Sheesh. In the words of my hero, Bug Bunny, "What a bunch of maroons."

Over on the HT Cafe board there is a white supremecist dude who shows up from time to time. Talk about strange and ugly opinions.

If that's what these people think, what are they doing here in the first place? Oy vey.

Fire, on behalf of the rest of us, well, not sure what I want to say here, except to say that such ugliness is astounding.

And BTW, yeah, this is a pretty sexy new avatar, but the old one was way sexier. What could be more erotic than a great photo of the face of a woman in the throes of ecstasy? I vote to bring it back, and wear it like a badge of honor. I am sure that the self appointed "whore spotters" have never been touched OR touched themselves in a way that caused them to feel loved, cared for, or aroused in any meaningful way, and in some strange perverted way, they're jealous.

 

[23andwet]

Yay NJ!

I'm also from NJ! This is the coolest site... I'm sort of looking for someone to help me find my way around. I'm very new to this and would be grateful for any help.

Thx

 

[Italianmate]

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[nyrjmk]

welcum aboard

its real simple just make yourself nice and comfy, speak your mind, share any thoughts, experiences, fantasies, whatever is on your mind, but be warned that if you post something that will really make us men drool it is very likely that your private message inbox will be full to capacity within about an hour

I'm also from NJ! This is the coolest site... I'm sort of looking for someone to help me find my way around. I'm very new to this and would be grateful for any help.

Thx

 

[kinkycentralnjguy]

I'm also from NJ! This is the coolest site... I'm sort of looking for someone to help me find my way around. I'm very new to this and would be grateful for any help.

Welcome! I am sure you can find many people willing to show you around! (Raising hand)

 

[kinkycentralnjguy]

Hi, I am new to the board. 32 m from North Jersey here.

Welcome Italian!

 

[bhg08054]

I seem to keep missing everyone