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[jerseyman1963]

Good Morning Beautifull (In my White guy Barry White Voice)

That's funny! I was actually thinking, apropos the alarm clock discussion, that someone should sell a line of celebrity voice digital alarm clocks. Instead of a buzzer or a radio station you get a sexy voice waking you up. Barry White for the ladies would be a good one, maybe Mae West for the boys. "Come up and see me some time" would be a nice way to wake up. Or Lauren Bacall telling you how to whistle. I might not even need coffee if I had that first thing every morning. If that was the first thing I heard every day, I'd surely find a better way to get the blood flowing.

 

[Gomez130]

Tell that to my alarm clock...when I say I need to be up and out before 8, that does not in any way mean call me at 5 fricking 15 in the god damn morning.

5:15 in the A.M...... I'm almost out the door headed to work.. Suffer with me ...lol
the one nice thing about starting early is I'm outa here at 3:30...

 

[Gomez130]

 

[Gomez130]

Stupid woman. Sorry...but some of us would love that type of attention. Been way too long since I had a sexy guy wake me up in the morning. Sexy woman, yes...sexy guy...no.

(waving my hand wildly in the air) PICK ME, PICK ME, PICK ME...... lol

 

[Gomez130]

That's funny! I was actually thinking, apropos the alarm clock discussion, that someone should sell a line of celebrity voice digital alarm clocks. Instead of a buzzer or a radio station you get a sexy voice waking you up. Barry White for the ladies would be a good one, maybe Mae West for the boys. "Come up and see me some time" would be a nice way to wake up. Or Lauren Bacall telling you how to whistle. I might not even need coffee if I had that first thing every morning. If that was the first thing I heard every day, I'd surely find a better way to get the blood flowing.

Orrrrrrrrrrr Hearing Fire... (slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tastes good, slurp slurp slurp)
Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about

 

[cocktan]

gaaaa, such a great day

shes not pregnant

 

[Guest]

That's funny! I was actually thinking, apropos the alarm clock discussion, that someone should sell a line of celebrity voice digital alarm clocks. Instead of a buzzer or a radio station you get a sexy voice waking you up. Barry White for the ladies would be a good one, maybe Mae West for the boys. "Come up and see me some time" would be a nice way to wake up. Or Lauren Bacall telling you how to whistle. I might not even need coffee if I had that first thing every morning. If that was the first thing I heard every day, I'd surely find a better way to get the blood flowing.

I think they already make those...though more for novelty than for actual use (like an Elvis alarm clock). Great idea though!!! Doesn't even have to be a celebrity...just a sexy voice to wake up to would be awesome!!! Of course, having the real thing would be even better...but that's a given! LOL

 

[Guest]

Orrrrrrrrrrr Hearing Fire... (slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tastes good, slurp slurp slurp)
Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about

LMAO I beg your pardon! I do NOT "slurp"...I indulge my tongue in oral gratification.

 

[cocktan]

hello everyone, just checking in

 

[candiman40]

Greeting all - also just popping in to say hiya !!

 

[FinnMacCool]

so,you doona like anyone over 32,yer calling my 2 vixens big mouths,and hmm,whitey..one thing you have right..you got nuthin

Hi again Jersey.

yep, still single. still pissed about it. but i met a girl and at least i know i still got some game. too bad she lives in the fuckin Netherlands.

So yeah, groovy concert tomorrow in Red Bank at Riverside Gardens. Freebie maaaaaan. I'm bringin my hotrod down and i'ma f this b***h, I'ma f that b***h, I'LL F ANYTHING THAT MOOOVES!!

or not.

Yeah, so young Jersey gals....hit me up for goodness sake. Over 32 need not apply course if yer like 35 and look young and nice i can make exceptions. heh!

So Guttergodess and Firestorm still got the biggest mouths i see. It's all good. How'd yout LitTogether go? Hope you didn't do anythig i wouldn't.

Umm..yeah i got nuthin.

Let's get this whitey an avatar already, huh?

 

[FinnMacCool]

*scratches head*..so you screw a space and you wear a condom doing that??Air molecules woona get with family way?/

hey everyone, had a huge scare tonight. my GF and I were having sex... and the condom burst

anyway here's the thing, when it burst i wasn't inside of her.... so that makes the chances of getting pregnant go down i think.....

the reason it burst was from friction from her pubic hair and the condom.... see she likes it when, instead of penetration, she holds her legs together and i "screw" the space bettween her legs in such a manner that the bottom of my penis is rubbing against her monds and clit, it really is better than out right vaginal sex for her, but we saw today that the friction gets too much for the condoms..... i just hope shes not pregnant...




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now to try to get some sleep for tommorow... the test

 

[bhg08054]

Good Evening NJ!

It's time to see if the A/C is *really* fixed....

...Fire, did you ever get yours fixed? *hoping*

 

[candiman40]

so,you doona like anyone over 32,yer calling my 2 vixens big mouths,and hmm,whitey..one thing you have right..you got nuthin

You got that right brother !!

Evening Finn - where you hang your hat today ? out of town ?

Evening Dave !

 

[bhg08054]

...
Evening Dave !

Good Evening C!

 

[candiman40]

Threads seem a little on the quiet side tonight -- all of them - must be graduations galore !!

 

[FinnMacCool]

yeah,up in Beantown,home of those pesky Red Sox,lol..

You got that right brother !!

Evening Finn - where you hang your hat today ? out of town ?

Evening Dave !

 

[candiman40]

yeah,up in Beantown,home of those pesky Red Sox,lol..

ah well , enjoy the bean soup - i recall a few vixens from up thatway - maybe you'll find a fan --

My shift is over -- off for a cold one -- enjoy the weekend and happy Father's Day to all it applies to !

 

[bhg08054]

yeah,up in Beantown,home of those pesky Red Sox,lol..

Boston is a cool place, at least the parts I visited. Is the replica Cheers TV bar still in business?

 

[Italianmate]

.....

 

[cocktan]

good evening everyone

*scratches head*..so you screw a space and you wear a condom doing that??Air molecules woona get with family way?/

yeah well we rotate with that and normal sex, so i wear a condom

 

[fineexampl]

Whoa! Hold up gang! Did i seriously offend you?! Wasn't my intention. I thought the sarcasm was kinda clear.

By bigmouth....i mean active board participant. In other words, i havent logged on in weeks and was glad to see people still taking an interest in Jersey.

And Finn sir, i do LIKE people over 32, just not interested in dating anyone older than myself. I love everyone.

To further clarify, the reason i still check this thread is the openmindedness. Don't confuse my sarcasm for rudeness.

Oh and Firestorm muh dear, the F this b***h business is a line from a movie, nothing more. The only b***h i know is my ex gf.

So, can we just forgive? I came back happy to see activity and all and i really want to be liked, or at least not disliked.

 

[bhg08054]

Good Morning NJ!

WTF am I doing awake this early on a Saturday?

 

[Guest]

Good Evening NJ!

It's time to see if the A/C is *really* fixed....

...Fire, did you ever get yours fixed? *hoping*

Not yet darlin...still workin on it. But I have one of my own installed in the LR...so at least I won't be sweltering this weekend! LOL And since my mattress is still in the living room too... ....I'll be able to sleep well! hehe

 

[Guest]

Whoa! Hold up gang! Did i seriously offend you?! Wasn't my intention. I thought the sarcasm was kinda clear.

By bigmouth....i mean active board participant. In other words, i havent logged on in weeks and was glad to see people still taking an interest in Jersey.

And Finn sir, i do LIKE people over 32, just not interested in dating anyone older than myself. I love everyone.

To further clarify, the reason i still check this thread is the openmindedness. Don't confuse my sarcasm for rudeness.

Oh and Firestorm muh dear, the F this b***h business is a line from a movie, nothing more. The only b***h i know is my ex gf.

So, can we just forgive? I came back happy to see activity and all and i really want to be liked, or at least not disliked.

Nasty sarcasm is not appreciated on ANY thread...not that your original email showed sarcasm as much as just plain nastiness. Open minded is what this board is about....being crude and rude is something YOU need to fix. Though I suspect it's your age that's the problem. I don't take being called a "bigmouth" as sarcasm...I take it as insulting. If you think insults are sarcasm, then be prepared for it to be fired back at you.