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[FinnMacCool]

try being in St Louis right now..even the fish are sweating in the river

Good morning NJ. It's not even 8:00am and it's already at 80 degrees.

Other than a nude beach is there any where else in NJ one can be naked outside (without getting arressted)?

 

[FinnMacCool]

hmmm

can figure out where the first few items are going.but a vibrating butt plug?? Candidude,beware

No....300 for a new strapon, the dildo to match, the lube, a Goddess pin, a birthday present for a fellow Literarian, and a vibrating butt plug.

 

[Guttergoddess]

can figure out where the first few items are going.but a vibrating butt plug?? Candidude,beware

Don't worry...the buttplug has already found it's home

 

[Guest]

Evening everyone. Can't sleep tonight for some reason, so here I am. Appropos of the heat wave, thought I'd share a couple of jokes I heard tonight...

It's so hot this week, I saw a squirell using oven mitts to hold his nuts.

It's so hot this week, I saw Michael Jackson buying an ice cream cone for himself.

It's so hot this week, Jim McGreevey is dating Ben AND Jerry.

Ba dum, dum, crash! Thank you! Thank you! Drive safe on your way home. Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be at Chuckles in Cleveland on Monday.

LMFAO Goofball!

 

[Guest]

Good Morning NJ.....hope everyone has had a nice weekend....I went shopping! $300 later....I love EVERYTHING Ohhh....Fire.....ready to try out my new toy??

*GULP*

 

[Guttergoddess]

*GULP*

I'm more thinking SCREAM

 

[slowgo]

oh my oh my oh my....hey my birthday's Tuesday! where's my gift? ha ha

went to the beach...i am so relaxed now. fried, but relaxed....the backs of my legs are positively lobstered! oh well....chilling at home now after a great shower!!!!

 

[Guttergoddess]

cum on over...I'll give you a persent....

 

[Henry808080]

first time on...25m here..hello to everyone...

 

[Guttergoddess]

Welcome Henry...hope you enjoy your time here in the Garden State

 

[Henry808080]

thank you..i look forward to it

 

[cowgurlred]

Jumping over sayin HI to my happy horny neighbors

 

[Guest]

Evenin NJ!! CGR...GG... And welcome to Henry!!!

Hope everyone had a good weekend!!

 

[Guttergoddess]

I had an excellent one...as someone so aptly put it Friday night...."that's hot"

 

[Guest]

I had an excellent one...as someone so aptly put it Friday night...."that's hot"

I think we made that guys night! lmao

 

[Guttergoddess]

most certainly...he prolly went and told all his friends "I actually saw 2 girls making out"

 

[Guest]

most certainly...he prolly went and told all his friends "I actually saw 2 girls making out"

Well...it's not every day you see two women making out on the street, ya know? LOL I think the girl standing behind us on the cell phone was giving play by play to who ever she was talking to! lmao

 

[slowgo]

gee, next time I really have to goout with you two....specially if i'll get a present

 

[candiman40]

Morning NJ -

Glad you enjoyed your grown up time Fire !
Hope everyone enjoyed the weekend. It seemed to fly by !

 

[Thomasoir]

It was, indeed, way to short. Now it's time to get dressed and go deal with the world

 

[jerseyman1963]

Well...it's not every day you see two women making out on the street, ya know? LOL I think the girl standing behind us on the cell phone was giving play by play to who ever she was talking to! lmao

You two are way too funny. I am imagining a reality TV show where we send you to random small towns across the country just to be yourselves and see how the locals react. "Excuse me, Mr. Man on the Street? Do you think $300 was too much to pay for a strapon, matching dildo, lube, a decorative pin, and a butt plug?" "If I told you the butt plug vibrated, NOW how much would you pay?"

 

[FinnMacCool]

Good Grief

okay,this should be good,going to hit over 100 here today,and that is not even counting the humidity,and my office is not a/c

 

[Gomez130]

On my way to get ready for tonight...just wanted to wish everyone a happy Friday!! My "special" date tonight got cancelled <sniffle>. So I'll drink a special toast to him....and GG and I will have a toast for y'all.

Philly here we cum!!! LMAO

Good Monday ALL...

And a SPECIAL (((((((((HUGG))))))))) for Fire........................

 

[Gomez130]

I think we made that guys night! lmao

OH To Be A Fly on the WALL !!!

 

[Guttergoddess]

You two are way too funny. I am imagining a reality TV show where we send you to random small towns across the country just to be yourselves and see how the locals react. "Excuse me, Mr. Man on the Street? Do you think $300 was too much to pay for a strapon, matching dildo, lube, a decorative pin, and a butt plug?" "If I told you the butt plug vibrated, NOW how much would you pay?"

LMAO...hey if it's all expenses paid, plus salary...we'll do it!