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candiman40 said:
still tying up some loose end for the shift -- be back in a few -- don't go anywhere ..
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Tying up your crew now? Isn't there some kind of labor law against that?

Oh wait <smacks forhead>I forgot...we're in Jersey....continue....
 
firestorm71 said:
Tying up your crew now? Isn't there some kind of labor law against that?

Oh wait <smacks forhead>I forgot...we're in Jersey....continue....
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Well there are less than 30 crewman tonight - so we should be ok !! I'll just need to remember to give Finn his rope back.
 
candiman40 said:
Well there are less than 30 crewman tonight - so we should be ok !! I'll just need to remember to give Finn his rope back.
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awwww..can't i have some fun with them first?
 
Oh Alright - but I'm going first !! No way am I taking sloppy 31sts. Just make sure they're still able to work when your thru with them- Don't wear them out too much .
 
candiman40 said:
Oh Alright - but I'm going first !! No way am I taking sloppy 31sts. Just make sure they're still able to work when your thru with them- Don't wear them out too much .
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PIcky, picky picky....sheesh!!!! :rolleyes:
 
firestorm71 said:
You know Jerseyman is having a nervous breakdown reading all this!!!! Well...we definitely proved that us Jersey folk ain't prudish...by any stretch of the imagination! :rolleyes:
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LMAO on that one. You timed that perfectly. I was paging through after a long night at work and just thinking, "Oh for crying out loud, would you guys get a room!?" and then came your post. Timing is everything.
 
firestorm71 said:
I KNOW you don't want me to comment on that..... :rolleyes:
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You know, one would think that such a quick, articulate woman such as yourself would have a better comeback than that! So here's what I was thinking of when I wrote that we shouldn't be knocking the reandom kissing of people in bars. (Slowgo, pay close attention here!)

Last year I was at a conference, hanging with some people and the drinks were flowing, and it was the last night, and everyone was getting silly. A camera was being passed around and photos were being taken, and I had my photo taken with this woman, who we'll call S. So the photo came out lousy, and it was taken again, and she makes this crack about how her husband isn't going to appreciate her coming home with a camera of her and a bunch of men in a bar.

So I have this idea, and as the photog counts 1-2-3 I grab her face and turn it to me and plant a big wet one on her just as the camera flashes. Funny thing is, as I do this, she does EXACTLY the same thing to me! And as a result, our faces practically crash into each other, and we spend about the next 5 minutes laughing so hard it hurt that we had the same nefarious idea at the same time.

So long story short, S is veeery outgoing and flirtatious, but I can't tell if there's more to it, or if it's just the flirting she's in it for. So the bar closes, and we get our last drinks, and go sit in the lobby, me, and S, and a very attractive other woman who we'll call P. We all barely know each other. So we're sitting on this couch, and S turns to me and says, "You know, I think you should go home with P tonight." So I turn to P and say, "What do you think? S says we should go home tonight together?" P looks at me, and demures because I am a smoker. So I say, "It's tonight. We're here. We're silly, I'll brush my teeth, and if this gets strange or uncomfortable, I'll go home to my room and that'll be that." And you know what? We spent a wonderfully surprising night together!

It was exactly what I needed at the time, something I hadn't done in quite a while, and it was great, and it was all possible because for some reason, I got out of myself and my own head for a while and let go and went with it.

So, moral of the story... don't knock the random kissing of people in bars when the time is right and the feeling strikes!
 
Well spoken jerseyman, I am similarly finding this out myself.. If you don't take a chance on trying something new and spontaneous, then you'll always wonder " What if ......" :cool:
 
jerseyman1963 said:
LMAO on that one. You timed that perfectly. I was paging through after a long night at work and just thinking, "Oh for crying out loud, would you guys get a room!?" and then came your post. Timing is everything.
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Actually...I believe we DID have a room! :p But that's neither here nor there....

Jerseyman....this IS Literotica....and this IS a porn site. It's not always going to be philosophical conversations....people WILL get randy. That's part of the fun of this place. And we must be doing something right, because this is one of the few NJ threads that is still going...views are up...we're over 1000 posts....and people are enjoying themselves. I'm getting quite a few PM's, IM's and emails about how much everyone enjoys the banter.

Unless, of course, you are jealous over me flirtin with other guys.... :p

(now you KNOW I wasn't going to remain completely serious!!!)
 
jerseyman1963 said:
You know, one would think that such a quick, articulate woman such as yourself would have a better comeback than that! So here's what I was thinking of when I wrote that we shouldn't be knocking the reandom kissing of people in bars. (Slowgo, pay close attention here!)

Last year I was at a conference, hanging with some people and the drinks were flowing, and it was the last night, and everyone was getting silly. A camera was being passed around and photos were being taken, and I had my photo taken with this woman, who we'll call S. So the photo came out lousy, and it was taken again, and she makes this crack about how her husband isn't going to appreciate her coming home with a camera of her and a bunch of men in a bar.

So I have this idea, and as the photog counts 1-2-3 I grab her face and turn it to me and plant a big wet one on her just as the camera flashes. Funny thing is, as I do this, she does EXACTLY the same thing to me! And as a result, our faces practically crash into each other, and we spend about the next 5 minutes laughing so hard it hurt that we had the same nefarious idea at the same time.

So long story short, S is veeery outgoing and flirtatious, but I can't tell if there's more to it, or if it's just the flirting she's in it for. So the bar closes, and we get our last drinks, and go sit in the lobby, me, and S, and a very attractive other woman who we'll call P. We all barely know each other. So we're sitting on this couch, and S turns to me and says, "You know, I think you should go home with P tonight." So I turn to P and say, "What do you think? S says we should go home tonight together?" P looks at me, and demures because I am a smoker. So I say, "It's tonight. We're here. We're silly, I'll brush my teeth, and if this gets strange or uncomfortable, I'll go home to my room and that'll be that." And you know what? We spent a wonderfully surprising night together!

It was exactly what I needed at the time, something I hadn't done in quite a while, and it was great, and it was all possible because for some reason, I got out of myself and my own head for a while and let go and went with it.

So, moral of the story... don't knock the random kissing of people in bars when the time is right and the feeling strikes!
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AMEN!!! Something you and I can actually agree on!!! Seriously, I'm glad you took the opportunity when the opportunity presented itself...you should do that more often!!! You'd be amazed at how liberating it can be!
 
candiman40 said:
Well spoken jerseyman, I am similarly finding this out myself.. If you don't take a chance on trying something new and spontaneous, then you'll always wonder " What if ......" :cool:
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Life's too short to wonder "what if....." Gotta enjoy what you've got while you've got it! :D
 
OH yeah....Good morning!!!

Ok...I need some strong hands...woke up with a kink in my neck that is KILLING me!!! Must've slept funny or something, can't even turn my head.
 
candiman40 said:
Oh Alright - but I'm going first !! No way am I taking sloppy 31sts. Just make sure they're still able to work when your thru with them- Don't wear them out too much .
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LMAO...there's no way that once she's done with them they'll be any condition to remember their names...let alone work!
 
firestorm71 said:
OH yeah....Good morning!!!

Ok...I need some strong hands...woke up with a kink in my neck that is KILLING me!!! Must've slept funny or something, can't even turn my head.
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LMAO...I went to sleep with it...you woke up with it...I thouhgt you were only in my dreams...not my bed!
 
Guttergoddess said:
LMAO...there's no way that once she's done with them they'll be any condition to remember their names...let alone work!
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Awwwww <blushing>

I dunno....you are pretty good at that yourself darlin!
 
Guttergoddess said:
LMAO...I went to sleep with it...you woke up with it...I thouhgt you were only in my dreams...not my bed!
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What can I say? Snuck in real quiet like....
 
midlandsfun9999 said:
sent you a message over yahoo - get back to me!!?
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Sorry Midland...didn't get a chance to mention it here yet....I'm having HUGE computer issues this morning. Just getting to these posts is taking FOREVER. My IM programs are not working....and I swear my computer is trying to punish me for making it work too hard! I'm attempting to fix the problems....

In the meantime...I'm NOT ignoring you...I'm just not getting IM's.

Not to mention....sometimes I am on Lit and NOT logged into Yahoo. LOL
 
mmmm...Well..when there's something as tasty as what I apparently missed in my bed last night.... :devil:
 
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