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firestorm71 said:
Actually...I believe we DID have a room! :p But that's neither here nor there....

Jerseyman....this IS Literotica....and this IS a porn site. It's not always going to be philosophical conversations....people WILL get randy. That's part of the fun of this place. And we must be doing something right, because this is one of the few NJ threads that is still going...views are up...we're over 1000 posts....and people are enjoying themselves. I'm getting quite a few PM's, IM's and emails about how much everyone enjoys the banter.

Unless, of course, you are jealous over me flirtin with other guys.... :p

(now you KNOW I wasn't going to remain completely serious!!!)
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OK. OK. I'll confess. It's not just the banter I'm jealous about! It's so hard having to share you with all these people. I mean, I know you're woman enough to go around, but it's rough knowing what a lascivious, lucious thing you are, and having to wait my turn! (See? I can banter too.)
 
candiman40 said:
As long as your still nice to all us other males -- :eek:
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I dunno...been shit on enough times....switching teams is sounding really good right about now!!! LOL
 
jerseyman1963 said:
OK. OK. I'll confess. It's not just the banter I'm jealous about! It's so hard having to share you with all these people. I mean, I know you're woman enough to go around, but it's rough knowing what a lascivious, lucious thing you are, and having to wait my turn! (See? I can banter too.)
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You are just soooo cute!!! <slaps jerseyman on the butt> Bout time you admitted it!!! :p
 
firestorm71 said:
I dunno...been shit on enough times....switching teams is sounding really good right about now!!! LOL
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Uh-oh... this doesn't sound good guys.....
 
jerseyman1963 said:
Nice one Goddess! Got a good laugh at my own expense. I ought to quit while I'm ahead... or before I get any further behind.
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Aww....I wasn't trying to pick on ya....
 
jerseyman1963 said:
Nice one Goddess! Got a good laugh at my own expense. I ought to quit while I'm ahead... or before I get any further behind.
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But I'm sure its a very sexy behind....hehe
 
Guttergoddess said:
Well....we can always find a place and just get rid of the body......
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Hmmmmm...and we DO live in Jersey....and I know a guy......

Oooops...sorry....<GASP>How could you suggest such a thing!!!!

(did that sound convincing enough?)
 
bhg08054 said:
ssssshhhhh... don't tell the people who live around me down here, but I was born and raised a Mets fan, and would much rather be watching them, but I'm in a "when in Rome...." situation here. Besides, at the moment the Phils are beating the Braves, and that's always a good thing!
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Now THAT is a truly sad state of affairs. Real Mets fans never die, or let go. I believe you can still be saved however. Come back from the dark side before it's too late.
 
Sadly I gave up the Mets and baseball after the last strike -- haven't watched a game since
 
jerseyman1963 said:
Now THAT is a truly sad state of affairs. Real Mets fans never die, or let go. I believe you can still be saved however. Come back from the dark side before it's too late.
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<arms crossed, tapping one foot, one eyebrow raised> Excuse me?!?

(someone should tell jerseyman I'm a born and bred Philadelphia fan)
 
firestorm71 said:
But I'm sure its a very sexy behind....hehe
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It's been said before. I wouldn't know, I never see it, so I'm just taking that on faith. Thanks for the spanking.
 
jerseyman1963 said:
It's been said before. I wouldn't know, I never see it, so I'm just taking that on faith. Thanks for the spanking.
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Don't worry...Goddess, Slow and I will let ya know at the party. :D
 
firestorm71 said:
Hmmmmm...and we DO live in Jersey....and I know a guy......

Oooops...sorry....<GASP>How could you suggest such a thing!!!!

(did that sound convincing enough?)
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Oh you're right...I didn't mean it

*secretly scopes out the Meadowlands*
 
I'm sure that locate a hole deep enough -- Maybe I can invite him to go fishing with me -- can he swim --


with concrete flippers ?
 
candiman40 said:
I'm sure that locate a hole deep enough -- Maybe I can invite him to go fishing with me -- can he swim --


with concrete flippers ?
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<rolling on floor laughing hysterically>
 
You guys are a riot!!!!

And thank you...laughing at your suggestions has definitely helped raise my spirits...I'm still pissed...but I'm not throwing things anymore! LOL
 
I have done my duty by raising the spirits( if not the skirt) of a fellow lit -
I feel my civic duty bursting with pride .. lol
 
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