No Nut November

Are you doing No Nut November


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People are dropping like flies out here. Guys think of baseball, your grandmothers, threads started by Pmann!

That last one is going to result in orgasms heard throughout the land. Bad idea for abstinence, mate.
 
On a porn site, you're asking for people to go blind. Let me rephrase that, you're asking for people to choose to develop a Halo and abstain from what leads to bliss. Shocking with a taser would not stop some (there are those into that). Some may be on the path already.

Then there are those that like thunderstorms. The sound of thunder and heavy rain. Cold winter nights. Snow. Thundersnows. When daylight savings time changes (tomorrow by the way), it gets darker quicker, furthering the anonymity of what what you do in your car before going home when working late. The freaks come out at night you know. Sometimes during the day in a bathroom stall. When receiving a hug from a friend, and it feels oooh so good, what do you do? There may be some locked up time needed. But even that is a fetish.

The hobby needlepoint can become deadly. Sticking a finger. Then you think of jabbing in, pulling it out. Blood may emerge when sticking yourself, but when comparing the actual act? Going to the gym is rough to. Arm curls with dumbbells have you thinking back and forth. Don't let me start on squats. Something as simple as drinking a soda, how it flows down your throat...What do you do?
 
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Just peeking in to see if there's anyone who's made it through Day 2.
 
November is a batshit crazy month. You gotta write a novel, you can't cum, you can't shave. You just deep fry a turkey and pretend you're not watching Hallmark Christmas movies starring the girls from Full House all month. What a time to be alive.
 
November is a batshit crazy month. You gotta write a novel, you can't cum, you can't shave. You just deep fry a turkey and pretend you're not watching Hallmark Christmas movies starring the girls from Full House all month. What a time to be alive.

You gotta write a novel???
 

This guy gets it. Thank you for the official logo!


*wanders through the thread naked* I'm pretty sure this won't bother anyone since I'm not on the list. :rolleyes:
Jenny! I'm sorry! I started with the intention of making a conclusive list of hot litsters, then I started writing and realized that I was going to get carpal tunnel before I finished

Just heard this was a thing.
I think I broke the "no nut" thing two or three times before I knew it was a thing on the first alone.
That's ok John, get right back on the horse and finish the month strong. And dry

Well, deep dicking is antithetical to not nutting; so your pool of prospective participants would be narrowed by the 13 people worldwide participating in this self deprivation exercise.
Of course, there are myriad dicks wielded by the other team with no nut risk involved.
Which leads my rambling brain to another angle, which may spare NRJ his peril. Do prostate massage releases count? Cuz that's a wholly different animal. Fellers could get a medical card, just like in places with half legal weed....
Good thing I'm not on weed right now; this post is long enough.
Nutting is nutting. Doesn't matter the impetus

Aw thanks, Default. I get excited by my AV too. Especially after the World Series. The Nats are the best, aren’t they?
Ok, so I looked this up, and it really is a thing. And so is Destroy Dick December. Who knew??
I know what it is, now I want to know why...
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084218&stc=1&d=1572693368
Oh, the why is easy. After no nut november no dick is safe. They're all just getting beaten for hours each day

I’m currently pending approval from the mod to change my name to; Corbal(?), because the OP is a cunt.
In the interim, I’m recommending a TURP for the OP. He’s in dire need. Google that shit if you’re curious. I cannot wait to assist. 😎
I need to thank you, Corbal(?) because I was listing things earlier to get my mind off of sexy stuff and thinking of a TURP will effectively ruin any boner I'm going to have for the next 4 weeks.

NO. NO WE CAN'T

On a porn site, you're asking for people to go blind. Let me rephrase that, you're asking for people to choose to develop a Halo and abstain from what leads to bliss. Shocking with a taser would not stop some (there are those into that). Some may be on the path already.

Then there are those that like thunderstorms. The sound of thunder and heavy rain. Cold winter nights. Snow. Thundersnows. When daylight savings time changes (tomorrow by the way), it gets darker quicker, furthering the anonymity of what what you do in your car before going home when working late. The freaks come out at night you know. Sometimes during the day in a bathroom stall. When receiving a hug from a friend, and it feels oooh so good, what do you do? There may be some locked up time needed. But even that is a fetish.

The hobby needlepoint can become deadly. Sticking a finger. Then you think of jabbing in, pulling it out. Blood may emerge when sticking yourself, but when comparing the actual act? Going to the gym is rough to. Arm curls with dumbbells have you thinking back and forth. Don't let me start on squats. Something as simple as drinking a soda, how it flows down your throat...What do you do?

This was really poetic and beautiful. Maybe too beautiful. I hope nobody gets horned up at some of those suggestive phrases
 
I cannot wait to shoot lasers out of this thing. Do I have to dress up like the captain?

You'll already be dressed like that while still in November because you will already have gone batshit crazy from no nutting. Reminds me of that time Spider-man did the challenge. Damn what a mess that became...
 
This is baloney. I didn’t make the OP hot list.

Bout to bombard your inbox with reasons why I should have.

Good luck to you this month, sir. Challenge accepted.
 
This is baloney. I didn’t make the OP hot list.

Bout to bombard your inbox with reasons why I should have.

Good luck to you this month, sir. Challenge accepted.

Not only are you searching your name to see where it is written when you’re gone, you’re searching for where it’s not written. Amazing.
 
I’m currently pending approval from the mod to change my name to; Corbal(?), because the OP is a cunt.

In the interim, I’m recommending a TURP for the OP. He’s in dire need. Google that shit if you’re curious. I cannot wait to assist. 😎

fuckin’ ouch!
 
Not only are you searching your name to see where it is written when you’re gone, you’re searching for where it’s not written. Amazing.

Untrue. I was stalking Default.

Don’t be jelly, the color green clashes with your lobster pants.
 
This is baloney. I didn’t make the OP hot list.

Bout to bombard your inbox with reasons why I should have.

Good luck to you this month, sir. Challenge accepted.

Trekka, I haven't seen you in like a month! Good for you joining no nut november. Of the like 30 people that have posted here I think there's like 4 of us left.
 
I support anyone who wants to do this, but I definitely will not be doing this!
 

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