No one liners for us... Stanzas...stanzas...stanzas!

[Ambrosious]

Cursing like a sailor, fucking like a whore
Makes me want you, want you even more
It is good to be King of my on domain
When we fuck, don't forget to scream my name!

 

[Guest]

Yes, my Sire, your name I shall shout
Trust in me, have no doubt
So we both messed up on the word "angina"
But, please, oh please don't use "The V Word"!






(Thought I was gonna say it, eh? NO rhyme is worth saying that!! ~Shudders~)

 

[Ambrosious]

You think you are clever and I do too
Rhyming like this has been fun to do
Now back to the action, back to the sex
Next you'll be talking 'bout eating Tex-Mex.

 

[Guest]

Talking of Tex-Mex, I think not!
You said "back to sex", so your penis I've sought
And now that I've found him, on his head I kiss
Oh, my Sire, I pray you've no need to piss!

 

[Ambrosious]

I wonder who is watching our little rhyme game
Lurking but not posting, just isn't the same
Having some fun watching the views go up
We must have some fans, some really sick pups.

 

[Guest]

Perverts and poets, we know you're there!
Come, and join...it's time to share!
Please add a word, a thought, a phrase or two
With fun like this, think of all we could do!

 

[Ambrosious]

Leave all the peasants outside the door
Some people like peeping, some like more
I'm one who needs more and more fun
Come little one come play with my "gun"

 

[Guest]

Yes my Sire, upon your "gun" I sit...
Boy, I sure am thankful that I found Lit!
Rocking my hips now, matching your thrust...
While you pinch and pull and play with my bust.

 

[Ambrosious]

Your nipples are like dials, no matter how cute
One is for more volume the other for mute
With me buried to the hilt up you kapoke
The nipple controlling the mute seems to be broke.

 

[Guest]

I pant and I moan 'til I can only grunt
Oh yes, Sire, slam into my cunt!
I am close, almost over the edge
You have me so full, I think nothing more could wedge!

 

[Ambrosious]

It is hard to find true fans of salami
Ive even asked mystics and even a swami
No one can equal the lust that you give
For my salami, god this is how to live

 

[Guest]

Yes it is neat how I worship your meat!
For it is a treat that nothing can beat!
So, while I sit upon your meet, why don't you lick my feet?
Ah, with my feet in your hand your lap becomes my seat!

 

[Ambrosious]

There is only so much one can do
Nipples, pussy, now your feet too?
How much more do you think I can take?
Hell give it to me, a porno this would make

 

[Guest]

Over my shoulder, what do I see?
Why it's Nitelight with a camera...hiding behind the tree!
Sire, it looks like you got your wish, a porno this shall be
Nitelight, don't be shy...to please two men would be a treat for me!

 

[Ambrosious]

Inviting a bastard, even one that's snide
Can only make this silly thread turn the tide
Into a whole new dimension we will wonder
Wondering where this leads I will ponder

 

[Guest]

Being a man of worthless word
Nitelight must join us, he must be heard!
Oh the fun we could have, us three
I wonder, will he join us...we shall see!

 

[Ambrosious]

I doubt that he will, he's too bashful for thee
He's afraid of the laughter, the sound of TEE HEE
Come and join us lurkers, we know you are there
Post any rhyme you want without having a care

 

[Guest]

An orgy in a poem, now wouldn't that be nice!
I know I'd certainly want to read twice!
Lurkers, please, with us come play
We could make this last all day!

 

[Ambrosious]

Leave them be, they hate sill posts
With this thread you and I made the most
We don't need others to have our fun
Its nice to have an orgy, just one on one.

 

[Guest]

An orgy that's one on one?
Yes, I suppose that could be fun.
Come, my Sire, let us be
More orgasms I need, I've only had three.

 

[Ambrosious]

You have had three? I haven't had any
Why do women get to have many
Life is not fair, it is one cruel joke
At all of woman hood do I take this poke

 

[Guest]

Men could have more, if they learn not to shoot
It's not my fault I have excellent control of my "coot"
So, come on dear Ambros, let's toy with your climax
I hope you don't mind...do you like wax?

 

[Ambrosious]

Wax has its uses, like candles and sealing jelly
Get away from me with that, don't pour it on my belly
To be burned til I need an emergency room
Is not what I call loving, you peverted little loon

 

[Guest]

Fine then, I say with a sigh.
Pass the wax my way, I like it, not a lie!
Certain pain can be erotic
Not to mention quite intoxic!

 

[Expertise]

Can anyone play?

Or is this exclusive.