No one liners for us... Stanzas...stanzas...stanzas!

[Ambrosious]

Expertise asks can anyone play?
Playing with you will make Tigg's day
So put aside your brain for this you need
A sense of humor, tis a simple deed

OOC Tiggs Amb Expertise in that order Ok?

 

[Guest]

Had you been keeping track, you'd see we want more to play!
Let's keep this thread alive all day!
Our only rule we say
Is that you keep the stanzas in fours.



(Oh hell, that didn't rhyme. lol)

 

[Expertise]

weak ,but i'm rusty

Expertise's good humor is in short supply
Read Sparkies thread?You'll soon know why
But to make Tiggsies day i'd suck it all up
Her joy is like milk to a small hungry pup

 

[Ambrosious]

That didn't rhyme you must be tired
It has even been awhile since you called me sire
Go get some coffee and try to wake up
While I post some silliness and other such fluff

 

[Guest]

I am sorry, my dear Sire, but I do not tire...
I tried to give our new friend the rules
Sometimes you cannot rhyme when going over the schools
From here on out I shall rhyme, watch and see, I am no lier!

 

[Ambrosious]

Well now you have changed the rules in this game
How can I write like this I dont think like that
Oh to hell with the rhymes, I'll play with your cat,
Once it takes my salami, it will not be the same.

 

[Expertise]

Ugh!

Changing the tune in the middle of the dance
Par for the course on this day
But you can have it your way, a la BK
Me thinks you want the new guy to prance

 

[Guest]

You silly boys, you can rhyme as you please!
So stop your bitching and grab onto these!
Yes, that's right! One for each of you...
Oh the fun I can have with two!

 

[Ambrosious]

Twisting and pulling your knobs til you squeal
Thrusting my fist in your puss with real zeal
Yep, I changed back to the old rhyming style
Now pay attention, I'm trying to make you smile

 

[Expertise]

For fun with three
Two females and me, for Tiggs I make an exception
I'll go with the flow
But i'll have you know, its over if I touch an erection

 

[Guest]

Don't worry, dear Expertise, for the erection I shall touch!
Just sit back and relax, this won't hurt...at least not much!
Now Ambros, my Sire...let me suckle upon your love stick
Oh, how much I love thy dick!

 

[Ambrosious]

A teasing nympho, thats what we have got
Put it in her Expertly, deep in her slot
I'm getting slobbered, it is feeling quite grand
Every lick on my dick makes the little fucker stand

 

[Expertise]

Thrust sways bust
Harder with Lust
Tiggs sweet cry
Her climax nigh

 

[Guest]

Expertise, silly boy, I don't cum that easy...
I am not that sleazy...
Take your time with my body and you will see...
Just how much you can please me!

 

[Ambrosious]

Short and to the point, that is what he was
Now Tiggs is acting like the sex fuzz.
Cant we get back to the orgy at hand?
This simple request is what I demand.

 

[Guest]

Okay, so I will break the rules and post again
After all, this thread was my play pen
Ambros, my Lord and savior...
I shall return to your flavor!!

 

[Juliangel]

The camera is set up
y'all take your places
Literotica the movie is rolling
remember to smile and make lustful faces


(ok I know it doesn't rhyme quite right, that is why I haven't posted before)

 

[Guest]

Juli, don't you fret
And have no regret!
As long as you post in fours
The rhymes can be yours!

 

[Ambrosious]

Your ryhmes get shorter and shorter as mine grow in length
Posting silly shit is like my spinach, it gives me strength
Now I have to get to work once again tis true
But I wont forget to post silly threads for you.

 

[Guest]

Have fun, my Sire, playing the role of Santa!
Don't eat too many cookies or you'll need Mylanta!
Once you return to me, you see, my posts will grow
We shall play again, and you won't say NO!

 

[Expertise]

Our dear Tiggs seems on her best behavior
Is she satiated? Did she find her savior?
What was it caused her sex drive to waver?
Was it that dastardly Jason or just her shaver?

 

[Guest]

Jason isn't online and my shaver's shut off
Yes I am still horny, but no one seems to play *cough, cough*
So, rhyming about anything is what I'll do
Until I get something sexual, something new!

 

[Ambrosious]

Oh no youre not, gonna bring this back up
Gotta hand it to ya Tiggs, youre one sick pup.
Now I'll spend the rest of my day
Rhyming my words, sounding real gay.

 

[Guest]

Gay as it may sound, rhyming is fun
It is even a game you can play as just one!
But, alas it shall be true
Rhyming is more fun when it's us two!

 

[Ambrosious]

Is there anything not sacred to you?
Just when I thought there was nothing to do
Can't post silly thoughts, or funny things too
So I am stuck in this thread, rhyming, boo hoo.