I'm totally for it! Izzy is cute!
Nominations Thread: Lance's GB Grrlfriend
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I'm totally for it! Izzy is cute!
Ishmael
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OOOOH, love it! thanks Jez!
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Izadora
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Izzy works. I did log out and back in. Email verified. I'm sure they will get around to it eventually.
Ishmael
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I'm tellin my LIT age, aren't I.
There should be a Lit Drama History thread.
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Yeah, started out as a middle-aged fella having troubles at home with the missus.
When this garnered little attention, he re-invented himself as an immigrant female shut-in, with poor language skills (basically disabled spell-check).
Has been prattling on with his attention seeking, judgmental bullshit ever since, when not giggling with Busybooby's racist threads, or giving gump the reacharound.
Has been ban-hammered through a series of usernames, but started out as 'aella'. I'd suggest reading back through his monotonous, irrelevant posts, but you'd spend time better tossing sharp glass shards in your open eyes, or riding Lance's large Onychomycosis.
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I want to find one that actually looks like me. I have tons of sources. I'm sure I'll have one up within a week!
Or...better yet...maybe I'll just moll up myself!
jezzilee
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jezzilee
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I vote for option number 2!!
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Greypowerful
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I'm tellin my LIT age, aren't I.
Good thang y'all are younger than Ish & me...
But only a leetle
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^^^So it is written, so shall it be done
Welcome to the crazy, Izzy. Run while you can!!!!
With tests? or just periodical quizzes?
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I know there was a post where hash described itself as a gay man. Someone used to post the screen shot of it on occasion.
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Search engine exercises. Can the twitter generation think in other than 30 sec. increments?
Bratcat?
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Good thang y'all are younger than Ish & me...
But only a leetle
Who let the old cogger in?
jezzilee
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FFS Y'all. This is Lancey~pants thread all about how he is going to make some unwitting female feel like the most worthless piece of crap in order to make her subservient to him and grovel at his feet and keep his toenails clipped (especially the big toe if you know what I am sayin!)
Ishmael
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You DO know that there is a story on the Lit writer's section named "Lancie Pants" don't you? <sigh>
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Thank you. I figured it is a sign that I picked the week(end) there are technical difficulties to join.
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Search engine exercises. Can the twitter generation think in other than 30 sec. increments?
Bratcat?
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Lance would have kittens
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Yes, you are correct. And right after a poster linked it, hashy went through his post history and deleted his old posts. It's out there, quoted in a reply somewhere, if someone is interested enough to look for it.
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Jezilee.
Three people offered to help me prove my identity (that I'm not a catfishing female impersonator):
You, Aphroditiac and silvergurl.
I was vey comfortable with and actually flattered that silvergurl offered (she has class and morals) but I was quite anxious about you and Aphroditiac.
Because: While I think that both of your hearts (yours, Aphrofitiac's) are in the right place, I think that you guys are a tad superficial.
Three people offered to help me prove my identity (that I'm not a catfishing female impersonator):
You, Aphroditiac and silvergurl.
I was vey comfortable with and actually flattered that silvergurl offered (she has class and morals) but I was quite anxious about you and Aphroditiac.
Because: While I think that both of your hearts (yours, Aphrofitiac's) are in the right place, I think that you guys are a tad superficial.
jezzilee
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Are you sure about that because despite reality, # often manipulates the truth to whatever her current state of delusion is.
Ishmael
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Fine word play there.
Maybe we should be thinking in terms of a Domme. Start a poll, take bets. The drama would be magnificent.
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Fine word play there.
Maybe we should be thinking in terms of a Domme. Start a poll, take bets. The drama would be magnificent.
Ishmael
I thought it was decided Lance and Hsnh? Is Hsnh a Domme? She seemed okay with the match and there was no objection on his end. Seems everyone is happy.
