Nominations Thread: Lance's GB Grrlfriend

[Bidin~Time]

FFS Y'all. This is Lancey~pants thread all about how he is going to make some unwitting female feel like the most worthless piece of crap in order to make her subservient to him and grovel at his feet and keep his toenails clipped (especially the big toe if you know what I am sayin!)

The old folks is just reminiscing a bit

You DO know that there is a story on the Lit writer's section named "Lancie Pants" don't you? <sigh>

Ishmael

Killermuffin <nods>

 

[hsnh]

I also offered and to meet you for a cuppa. I believe you're in my fine country somewhere hsnh though where, who knows!

I was quite prejudiced against you at the time, given your longstanding ok rapport with Emerson.

But as time went by and the more I observed your posts, I realized that you're a moral, well intentioned poster. The kind that I would feel proud to say: "I met with her!"

 

[Ishmael]

The old folks is just reminiscing a bit




Killermuffin <nods>

You got it. Should be required reading.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Fine word play there.

Maybe we should be thinking in terms of a Domme. Start a poll, take bets. The drama would be magnificent.

Ishmael

I can't take credit, it was just sitting there. Expectantly. Waiting.

 

[Emerson40]

I also offered and to meet you for a cuppa. I believe you're in my fine country somewhere hsnh though where, who knows!

Yes, you did. I remember that. You're an amazing sprite!


Mrs. Emerson and myself offered to SKYPE as well, but hashy insisted he'd wear a kabuki mask or veil, and distort his voice, in case anyone from his old job recognized him.

 

[Ishmael]

I can't take credit, it was just sitting there. Expectantly. Waiting.

Is this another 'pregnant' pause? I know that you do this on purpose, others may not be so observant.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Is this another 'pregnant' pause? I know that you do this on purpose, others may not be so observant.

Ishmael

LOL It might've been.

 

[Ishmael]

LOL It might've been.

Now I wonder how many are going to look up that story?

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Now I wonder how many are going to look up that story?

Ishmael

Time will tell.

 

[Debbie]

I'm way too old for him and hideous plus I object to his wishing rape on certain ladies on here and to top it off he's a gossip.

 

[Ishmael]

I'm way too old for him and hideous plus I object to his wishing rape on certain ladies on here and to top it off he's a gossip.

Shirley, you jest.

Ishmael

 

[cleaver]

all the promise in the world
and even this thread
plays out
like steamship shuffleboard...

lance should be saddled with one he pursued hard...
one that got away...

10 years later
this one'd be seasoned down from wild;

prolly rounder and smarter : a ripened raw pain to be scratched...


i'd watch that show.

(not much running on the other channels?}

 

[Ishmael]

all the promise in the world
and even this thread
plays out
like steamship shuffleboard...

lance should be saddled with one he pursued hard...
one that got away...

10 years later
this one'd be seasoned down from wild;

prolly rounder and smarter : a ripened raw pain to be scratched...


i'd watch that show.

(not much running on the other channels?}

Change the name
and the game's the same.

I'd be betting on
a CN lass that burned his ass.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

CN... chinese? I have a friend who imported a cn bride. The day after Year 3, she left for nyc and he got served. Three years of prob mediocre sex for a million dollars? Sounds expensive.

 

[Lancecastor]

That's about 900 a day....she'd have to worship the toe for that, and then some.

Thinks: Term Marriage, properly contracted, could be a good transaction.

 

[hsnh]

CN... chinese? I have a friend who imported a cn bride. The day after Year 3, she left for nyc and he got served. Three years of prob mediocre sex for a million dollars? Sounds expensive.

Hei Lance I think you're cool, I like you and I'm a Huge fan.
And even of I "volunteered" to be your girlfriend, I"m also aware that I'm too old, you're way out of my league and so on.

Neverthekess: When are you going to admit that most of the things that you post here are baiting &tongue in cheek? I don't think they have the intelligence to figure that out, they need it spelled out.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hei Lance I think you're cool, I like you and I'm a Huge fan.
And even of I "volunteered" to be your girlfriend, I"m also aware that I'm too old, you're way out of my league and so on.

Neverthekess: When are you going to admit that most of the things that you post here are baiting &tongue in cheek? I don't think they have the intelligence to figure that out, they need it spelled out.

Actually...It's what's on the inside that counts.

A nicely ridged upper vaginal wall, for example.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm deeply saddened that true love has not won out yet.

Well, you are on the opposite side of the planet.

 

[Lancecastor]

See now, with lines like that how can you still be searching for your one?

Cruel, cruel world.

It's not you, it's me.

 

[water505]

Rainshine be quick on 'da draw!

 

[jezzilee]

all the promise in the world
and even this thread
plays out
like steamship shuffleboard...

lance should be saddled with one he pursued hard...
one that got away...

10 years later
this one'd be seasoned down from wild;

prolly rounder and smarter : a ripened raw pain to be scratched...


i'd watch that show.

(not much running on the other channels?}

She's cute. Why would you throw her under the bus...i mean, to lance, like that?? Do they have history? Inquiring minds wanna know.

 

[hsnh]

Actually...It's what's on the inside that counts.

I was always greatful to and related to Western people who saw things in similar ways.

Immigration and so on are complicated issues, but it helps when locals have a bit of brain.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm aware.

Sometimes i can feel pain, just like a human boy.

 

[cleaver]

I was always greatful to and related to Western people who saw things in similar ways.

Immigration and so on are complicated issues, but it helps when locals have a bit of brain.

fuck, yo!

do you sleep?
are you invalid?
shut in?

have you a r/life?

perplexed by your ever-presence...

you can have lance.
you can have all the attentions you might mightily muster...

...but you can't rule my dreams, damnit!

(the thread's still about you, lance... despite the succubus-ing)

 

[Lancecastor]

Of course it's about me; what a facile thing to say.