Northern Illinois

[OldestMotive]

hey there OldestMotive!!

welcome to the thread! Tell us about ya

I don't know how I missed this for a whole week.

Hmmm, about me... Well, I've been around Lit for a long time, but I'm not super active. I generally lurk around and drop into threads from time to time. I live in the far west suburbs of Chicago and my profile will give you other information if you're interested.

Nice to meet some new folks.

 

[Chicate]

Hi everyone

Im new to LIt. a friend just turned me on to it this week and Ive been lurking for a few days. Im glad to find some Illinois people close to me.

 

[lnxguru]

This place needs to get going again.

 

[starrlet]

hey hey peeps.

whats been going on?

 

[sorority_girl]

very little, as one can see by this thread...

 

[babydoll_73]

Someone please tell me how it can be beautiful and 65 degrees out one day and cold and rainy and about 35 degrees the next day???

 

[OldestMotive]

I guess we're just a boring bunch :-(

 

[Chicate]

I guess we're just a boring bunch :-(

Hey! I'm not boring!

 

[lnxguru]

Woooo.. its supposed to warm up at the end of the week...


Too bad I'll be in Tampa Bay...
hehehehehe


Going to be on the beach, with my cell phone off...

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Checking In

Hello to all!

I've got to post here and get subscribed, since I am Northern Illinois. Chicago North side. Okay, a tiny bit outside, but not much.

Very erotically inclined, housebroken, wicked imagination, always willing to write & fantasize, believe the most erotic part of your body is your mind, with the ass running a little behind (sorry).

Please keep me posted as to the next Mr Buns contest, Spring Chicago Sex-a-thon, etc.

Love to all,

---dr.M.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Was It Something I Said?

Geez, it seems I just went and introduced myself, and everyone split!

Was it something I said? The weather?

Well, let this serve as a bump anyhow

---dr.M.

 

[OldestMotive]

Hey, Doc...welcome. Maybe it's the snow.

 

[OldestMotive]

Hey! I'm not boring!

I'll bet you're not. I trying to figure out something on your profile. What's MF4

 

[babydoll_73]

Geez this thread gets lost fast. Guess Chicago isn't as exciting as it used to be

 

[OldestMotive]

There must be something we can do to perk it up.

 

[babydoll_73]

Always intersting in making things more exciting

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Cold Weather Heat

Well cold weather never dampened my enthusiasm. In fact, I have many find memories of being inside while the snow falls or the wind shakes the windows, huddled under the blankets with someone soft and warm, taking a nice, long time to tease and explore. Long, lingering kisses, tender caresses, clothes coming off slowly and falling on the floor, lips and tongues trailing down one another's bodies, till there you are, naked and ready in bed.

You get so hot you have to throw the blankets back, and as you hear the steam in the pipes making the radiators hiss and clank, you go into her nice and slow, feeling that amazing warmth of her body. You're so hard and she's so soft and you make love just as slow as the snow falls.

Or what about being parked in a car by the lake when the Hawk come down from Canada, and you've got a girl in your arms, leaning her against the door kissing her deep, and your hand goes under her sweater and finds that nice, warm breast. The windows are all frosted up and the wind's blowing buit inside all you hear is each other panting and moaning softly, and then you feel her hand stroking your cock and you know she wants you too.

So don't tell me winter and cold isn't sexy. If this place is boring it's because of a failure of erotic imagination, that's all. When it gets cold and snowy that's when I get horniest and start having my nastiest thoughts. So anyone who's erotically bored, just let me know.

---dr.M.

 

[OldestMotive]

Maybe it's just because it is home, but I've always felt like Northern Illinois/Chicago (given our population) is under represented on Lit.

 

[ChemE_student]

To dr_mabeuse

Hi my baby...I'm erotically bored, so feel free to come down here and perk me up. Of course, we don't have any snow in Nashville, but I think I could get you just as hot!

ChemE

PS. I'll be in southern IL starting in Sept., but I suppose that probably doesn't help any of you guys.

 

[babydoll_73]

Maybe it's just because it is home, but I've always felt like Northern Illinois/Chicago (given our population) is under represented on Lit.

We are all the other city threads and such are always jumpin'. We just sit here and get bumped to the second page.

 

[OldestMotive]

I've always thought Michigan was over represented. I think it might be a reaction to the repression of sexuallity by all those religious folks. Maybe that's why the Chicago area lit folks are less active. We're out there doing, not just talking about it online!

Okay, maybe not...wishful thinking...lol

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Michigan's a weird state, no matter how you cut it. It's the only place I've ever seen people saying grace in a Burger King. (Holland, MI), but then you've got Ann Arbor and Saugatuck. Go figure.

Maybe most of the Midwesterners are all on vacation now? This is the worst time of the year here: everyone dying for spring and spring still a good month away. You go out lightly dressed on a warm day, the sun goes down and the temp drops to 20 degrees. Nature's way of telling you "not yet you don't".

As a way of warming things up though, I'm volunteering to give a free psychic-sexual read to anyone interested. Just post here and I'll use my amazing psychic abilities to tell you all about your likes and dislikes and your secret sexual nature. Of course, you have to tell me whether you're M or F first. For some reason my amazing psychic abilities are unable to discern the difference.

Any takers?

---dr. "The Amazing PsychO" M.

 

[starrlet]

I'm game

 

[OldestMotive]

Me, too. Give this man a psychic-sexual reading.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Geez, you guys are going to hold me to this, huh?

Okay: wait until the Dr connects with his psycho-sexual channels. Hmmm. This will take a little more KY jelly...there! Okay!

Starrlet: Your birthday is January something...January 23rd! Pretty good, huh? (You probably think I looked at your profile, but that wouldn't be fair, would it?)
Your secret desire is to have a man lick chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream off your breasts while you masturbate in front of a room of NBA All-stars. That much is clear. Your breasts are your most erotic spot (next to your brain) and you think your ass is too big (all women think their ass is too big. Just like all men think their dick is too small) but it's not. It's just right.
You have a steady lover but you don't get to see him enough. Vampires and gothic sexuality turn you on, but you've never done that kind of stuff. You'd like to be tied up for sex but you don't want to be anyone's "slave". You love oral sex and are very good at giving it, and you attract lazy lovers for some reason and so spend a lot of time on top.

OldestMotive: You're old enough to have definite ideas of what you want, and that includes licking chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream off a woman's breasts in front of a room filled with NBA all-stars. (The key to making your dream come true is closer to you than you think.)
You don't get enough (as if any man does). But you'rer married. No, wait: you're divorced! No, wait... Aw, who knows!
You're an intelligent and sensitive lover, which sometimes gets you in trouble because you have a strong attraction to trailer-trash women who want you to hurry up before their husbands get home. You are very sensual and oral and like foreplay a lot, even if the woman falls asleep, which happens more times than you'd like to admit.


Amazed, aren't you? I know, it's pretty incredible. How I can know you so well when I've never even met you. I owe it all to fasting and avoiding all drugs.

Yeah, right.

---dr.M.