not sure if allowed to do this

[tortoise]

Was it checkers or chess??? Funny, I was just thinking of this today (flew today):

Stewardess: Welcome to Air Pacific--the Jolly Airline!
Our deluxe 757 is equipped with a number of
safety features to use in case of an emergency,
such as our fuel tanks explode, and we crash
like a fiery ball into the sea.
...
You'll find life jackets under your seats. In
the event of a water landing, they will keep
you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant
squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves.
...
Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have
well over a forty percent chance of landing
safely. Enjoy your flight!


(Plane Pals, Animaniacs)

Okay, I had forgotten that one. Hilarious!

 

[IndieSnob]

Was it checkers or chess??? Funny, I was just thinking of this today (flew today):

Stewardess: Welcome to Air Pacific--the Jolly Airline!
Our deluxe 757 is equipped with a number of
safety features to use in case of an emergency,
such as our fuel tanks explode, and we crash
like a fiery ball into the sea.
...
You'll find life jackets under your seats. In
the event of a water landing, they will keep
you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant
squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves.
...
Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have
well over a forty percent chance of landing
safely. Enjoy your flight!


(Plane Pals, Animaniacs)

Hahahah. I remember that one.

(runs off to newsgroups to find any Animaniacs)

 

[tortoise]

You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? WE'LL DO IT! But we're not doing it for the money. And we're not doing it for the sake of art! We're doing it because... We like paint!