Numbers: Penis Measurements

[zschachwitz]

sorry, Mia

with apologies for the delay - happy birthday for the 1st.

 

[MercyMia]

with apologies for the delay - happy birthday for the 1st.

Thank you, zschachwitz. And I'm sorry I didn't notice your post earlier. Your sig line statement is interesting. It sounds like you're on a new chapter in your life. I hope it's going well.

 

[zschachwitz]

Thank you, zschachwitz. And I'm sorry I didn't notice your post earlier. Your sig line statement is interesting. It sounds like you're on a new chapter in your life. I hope it's going well.

I always like to wish happy birthday to my regular "correspondents" , tho' sometimes I'm a little late.

New chapter of my life? I am complying with my former firm's employment policy: i'm (nearly) 60 so have to retire at that age, dammit. (On holiday at present).

BTW, all my pics here were taken in the last year or so, so I'm not THAT old

 

[MercyMia]

I always like to wish happy birthday to my regular "correspondents" , tho' sometimes I'm a little late.

New chapter of my life? I am complying with my former firm's employment policy: i'm (nearly) 60 so have to retire at that age, dammit. (On holiday at present).

BTW, all my pics here were taken in the last year or so, so I'm not THAT old

60 isn't old Good for you that you're on holiday/retirement. Do you have specific plans for your time? Will you travel for a while?

 

[zschachwitz]

60 isn't old Good for you that you're on holiday/retirement. Do you have specific plans for your time? Will you travel for a while?

Thank you, MM. Oh yes, I have plans to travel - too extensive to go into here, but PM me for my first draft itinerary!

 

[Casey811]

Just found this thread and although the poll is closed I'm really suprised that the majority chose the 'average'.

You'd figure that guys would automatically pick some dramatic, exagerrated measurement no? Very interesting!

 

[MercyMia]

Just found this thread and although the poll is closed I'm really suprised that the majority chose the 'average'.

You'd figure that guys would automatically pick some dramatic, exagerrated measurement no? Very interesting!

I had expected some exaggerations, too, Casey, but then maybe the male Litsters who posted their measurements were earnest about their cocksizes.

 

[wanton wonton]

Don't ask me how, but I learned that my male cousin's cock measures 8.5 inches in length and is about 4 inches around when erect.

I came back on here specifically to post that little tidbit of information.

 

[MercyMia]

Hi wanton, when a man has more than 8 inches in length, why does he measure all the way up to half inches?

 

[tolyk]

Just found this thread and although the poll is closed I'm really suprised that the majority chose the 'average'.

You'd figure that guys would automatically pick some dramatic, exagerrated measurement no? Very interesting!

It's because it's a private poll I'd imagine.

However, 32 votes for between 7 and 9 inches.. that's average? As far as I was aware 5.5 was average.

 

[MercyMia]

It's because it's a private poll I'd imagine.

However, 32 votes for between 7 and 9 inches.. that's average? As far as I was aware 5.5 was average.

Hi tolyk (nice ass!)

The average *was* between 5-7 inches, as it had the greatest number of responses (52). I should have made my ranges more specific instead of 2 inches in length!

 

[MercyMia]

7 and 3/4 inches...as measured at 4 in the morning

 

[becky87]

i wonder who that was that You measured at 4 am? i think this thread needs to be revived, don't You?

 

[koalabear]

i wonder who that was that You measured at 4 am? i think this thread needs to be revived, don't You?

No.......

 

[MercyMia]

Hi becky and koalabear,

Do you have any penis measurements to post?

Happy New Year!

 

[becky87]

Hi becky and koalabear,

Do you have any penis measurements to post?

Happy New Year!

not yet, am working on it

 

[Joey3308]

I'm in the 50% category unless its really cold lol

 

[becky87]

I'm in the 50% category unless its really cold lol

i guess you try to keep warm then, lol

 

[koalabear]

i guess you try to keep warm then, lol

You have any ideas on cock warming?

 

[Joey3308]

i guess you try to keep warm then, lol

I know a great way to keep the little guy at a nice humid 98.6F

 

[MercyMia]

I know a great way to keep the little guy at a nice humid 98.6F

Judging from your avatar, your way involves burying the little guy in a pile of banana peels

 

[naamplao]

The angle of the dangle,
Is determined by the heat of the meat.
The width that you wangle,
Will stretch or just slip,
Into a juicy wet pussy or opening lip.
So give her your size, whatever it be
Just let her feel, taste, touch and see.
For parts of all sizes,
A warm home will find;
And at moment of cumming
To size we're all blind.

You can see why I don't post poetry!!

Hehehe....all this of course assumes that:

The mass of the ass remains constant

I always liked that poem....

 

[SexyCleric]

Rats, missed the poll closing.

Oh well.

This cleric's heavy mace measures out to a little over 7, and lacking a flexible tape, I can't really tell girth.

 

[MercyMia]

Rats, missed the poll closing.

Oh well.

This cleric's heavy mace measures out to a little over 7, and lacking a flexible tape, I can't really tell girth.

*rummaging in sewing drawer for my cloth tape measure*

Thanks for posting, SexyCleric and naamplao.

 

[Asslicker89]

From my perspective

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