NYC: I need a woman as fucked up as I am.

[monique1971]

<pinching your butt>

 

[SmirkingJack11]

ooh i love when you get fresh.

 

[Jeanx2storm]

tan lines...

Jean better not come back with tan lines!

hmmm, does someone with exhibitionist tendencies have tan lines?

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Welcome home jean.

And it's good to know you bared it all in favor of bronze shoulders.

I was away this past weekend as well, or else I surely wouldn't have let the thread sit idle for 4 days.

How is everyone? Any of you moving to NYC anytime soon? Any new women out lurking through the threads need a friendly hand?

 

[SmirkingJack11]

im so fucking horny...anyone in the city today?

 

[Jeanx2storm]

hot women in NYC

im so fucking horny...anyone in the city today?

Can you even imagine New York City without any hot, wet, sex-crazed women?

If they've all left New York, then you'll have to come to Texas!

 

[SmirkingJack11]

I can imagine it. And it looks....just like Milwaukee!

Ahhhh!

 

[Jeanx2storm]

I can imagine it. And it looks....just like Milwaukee!

Ahhhh!

I didn't realize Milwaukee was so deprived.

Are there any hot and bothered women in Milwaukee that would like to defend their turf?

(and if not, remind me never to move there.)

 

[SmirkingJack11]

haha the only American city to ever have elected three socialist mayors. Milwaukee is Alganguin for 'the good land'

Im home, I skipped work..anyone online want to talk on the phone?

 

[monique1971]

Milwaukee is not all that far from a woman whose name begins with m....a woman who likes daffodils and SmirkingJack.

Not that I know any women like that.

So it's not all that bad out here in the heartland.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

A diamond in the rough to be sure.

You're adorable. Come see the big apple. Take a bite of it.

 

[Jeanx2storm]

Monique...

Milwaukee is not all that far from a woman whose name begins with m....a woman who likes daffodils and SmirkingJack.

Not that I know any women like that.

So it's not all that bad out here in the heartland.

if you're from Milwaukee- or even close by, then it's got flavor.

You spice up any place you are- whether it's Jack's thread or the Heartland!

 

[SmirkingJack11]

I've sworn off craigslist for meeting people.

I was feeling disheartened at a lack of response so I thought if I knew what the women were going through I could better understand the reply ratio.

Turns out I'm a stud there and get far more replies than 99% of the other guys.

I posted one ad as a woman looking for a man and in two days I got 274 replies.

The fact that I get responses even one a week as a man on CL makes me proud. Not to mention how awful most of the responses are. From men who can't spell, to men who clearly cut and paste a canned response that doesn't even apply to the ad, to men who show the worst pictures.

It actually makes me feel pretty cool. LOL But also wary. I don't want to be counted with that lot of men. I think literotica is more the home for me. Fewer people and I think a high quality.

And if I have Monique and Jean I don't need those people.

 

[Jeanx2storm]

I've sworn off craigslist for meeting people.

I was feeling disheartened at a lack of response so I thought if I knew what the women were going through I could better understand the reply ratio.

Turns out I'm a stud there and get far more replies than 99% of the other guys.

I posted one ad as a woman looking for a man and in two days I got 274 replies.

The fact that I get responses even one a week as a man on CL makes me proud. Not to mention how awful most of the responses are. From men who can't spell, to men who clearly cut and paste a canned response that doesn't even apply to the ad, to men who show the worst pictures.

It actually makes me feel pretty cool. LOL But also wary. I don't want to be counted with that lot of men. I think literotica is more the home for me. Fewer people and I think a high quality.

And if I have Monique and Jean I don't need those people.

Thanks Jack. I'm glad to be one of your favorite Lit. girls. And I'll hang out with you and Monique anytime.

Wow. What an experiement. You got to see the 'other side' and discovered that when it comes to the good, the bad, and the ugly, you're one of the good-

that Clint Eastwood hero type! Damn, that's hot! Maybe you're really a cowboy at heart.

Are you sure you don't belong in Texas?

 

[SmirkingJack11]

I may belong there. I'm not so sure I belong here. This city is to dirty (not in a good way) for me. To, I don't know business filth oriented.

I would dig living in Texas.

You and storm want to host me for a week?

 

[monique1971]

I like hanging with y'all too. See, I am practicing for Texas. I suppose "y'all" is really more of a southern thing than a Texas thing. But that's the odd thing about Texas? Is it in the South, or the West?

 

[Jeanx2storm]

Texas

I may belong there. I'm not so sure I belong here. This city is to dirty (not in a good way) for me. To, I don't know business filth oriented.

I would dig living in Texas.

You and storm want to host me for a week?

I like hanging with y'all too. See, I am practicing for Texas. I suppose "y'all" is really more of a southern thing than a Texas thing. But that's the odd thing about Texas? Is it in the South, or the West?

Jack, will you behave yourself here in the Lone Star State?
And maybe Monique will join us as she'll be all practiced up with her southern drawl.

Monique, you're right about Texas being in the South and the West. We've got southern gentlemen and wild west cowboys- and some that are a little bit of both, if that's your preference.

 

[monique1971]

I like New York City boys the best.

 

[StormMaster]

I like New York City boys the best.

Dang. And all this time I thought I had a chance to be included

 

[SmirkingJack11]

I'm sure the four of us could tear it up no matter where in this fine country we are.

We would make a good looking foursome out on the town. And all that that implies.

 

[MaiHy]

Aww, now I feel all ickle and Yankee. I can y'all if I try. See? *y'all*.

And Jean, I never did get to <come closer>, even though you said you liked my lips. But this is a free-sexuality thread, right? *spreads knees shyly*. Drop me a PM, and you can have my cyber-cherry, if you want it.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Mai...

When are you going to ride that rail...and by rail I mean the metro north down to me so we can have that coffee?

 

[Jeanx2storm]

Let's all ride the rail...

it sounds absolutely delicious to me. Mai you can start in the middle of Jack and I and then we'll switch it up. We'll see who can get who the most excited.

 

[MaiHy]

Aww! Then I'd really feel all special! <shifts hips>. I've never been in the middle of a boy and a girl.

And Jack, are you around next weekend? I hadn't forgotten about you, I just hadn't been seeing you online.

 

[SmirkingJack11]

Aww good. I was around last weekend, but I'm going away this saturday through the following sunday.

Wont be back till the very end of the month.

Let me know when is good. Skip a day of that internship. No one has to know.
Lets have coffee then let me pull you into a gloryhole and feed you for hours.