Official Hijacking thread.

[Throbbin_Rod]

LMOA.......

1) I could manage putting my legs behind your head.

2) No, but we could have fun with golf balls in a garden.

3) Not quite, but if I drop any peanuts down my front I might just let you get them out

So did I pass ????????

I'm reviewing your exam, I will have the results shortly.

 

[AusTess]

I dont condemn anyone for having tats.
Not even close,my dad was an Army guy,he's covered in em.
My sister has tatts,pretty much all my freiends have tatts.

All i'm sayin is that while Pamelas arm bands look amazing right now,Imagine her at 80.

*Wrinkles nose*

Nothing you can say will persuade me that tatts look good on old ladies.



And no you cant have pics Kiwi.

We gotta watch that blood pressure.
dickhead.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm reviewing your exam, I will have the results shortly.

Well don't make be wait toooooo long

 

[Ice Cold]

Now what do you need with and Ice Maker when you can have the real thing?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Now what do you need with and Ice Maker when you can have the real thing?

Well that's a damn good point!

Wanna run a couple of those cubes my way??????

 

[Ice Cold]

Well that's a damn good point!

Wanna run a couple of those cubes my way??????

Lady I got a couple of ten pound bags, I'd like to introduce your way.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Lady I got a couple of ten pound bags, I'd like to introduce your way.

Put on your hat and spurs and you never know your luck!

 

[Ice Cold]

Put on your hat and spurs and you never know your luck!

Ok... but I usually only where them, when I am going to ride hard. Giddee-up!!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ok... but I usually only where them, when I am going to ride hard. Giddee-up!!!

Rid'em Cowboy!!!!!!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Well don't make be wait toooooo long

*Returns from making more ice and opens the Pearly Gates*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*Returns from making more ice and opens the Pearly Gates*

Ok, so if I walk beyond those Pearly Gates just what would I find????????

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Ok, so if I walk beyond those Pearly Gates just what would I find????????

A dirty mind and a nimble tongue.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

A dirty mind and a nimble tongue.

And what are the menues like ???

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

And what are the menues like ???

It's all ala carte. Made fresh daily.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It's all ala carte. Made fresh daily.

A little room service will be needed I think

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

A little room service will be needed I think

And what will you be having this evenin' darlin'?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And what will you be having this evenin' darlin'?

MMMMmmmmmm let me think..... something that melts in the mouth......

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

MMMMmmmmmm let me think..... something that melts in the mouth......

I've got something you'll like, but it won't MELT in your mouth.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I've got something you'll like, but it won't MELT in your mouth.

It will by the time I've finished with it...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

It will by the time I've finished with it...

*clears his throat*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*clears his throat*

"My, what lovely teeth you have."

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

"My, what lovely teeth you have."

All the better to nibble on your earlobe my dear.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

All the better to nibble on your earlobe my dear.

My, what big hands you have....

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

My, what big hands you have....

And you know what they say about guys with big hands don't you?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

And you know what they say about guys with big hands don't you?

Ummmm they find things better in the dark? lol