Oh, cry me a river!(Rant)

[CharleyH]

Give thanks that you don't. Truly.

No worry, MAT HAS not a clue. BITE ME instead ?


lol -joking!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh Shanglan....you are so serious....

Damnit, man, pizelle irons are a serious business! Mr. LaGasse has not heard the last from me on this topic. *dark scowl*

 

[Belegon]

If I ever get my own cooking show, my catchphrase is going to be "SPANK!"

Maybe I'll call it "Kitchen Submission"

Makes me wanna give you the Aunt Jemina treatment...

 

[The_Fool]

Damnit, man, pizelle irons are a serious business! Mr. LaGasse has not heard the last from me on this topic. *dark scowl*

Okay, you had me traipsing off to google for that one....


I saw him cook with Maker's Mark one time. That is sacraligious. You're supposed to drink that stuff, not cook with it...

 

[CharleyH]

Makes me wanna give you the Aunt Jemina treatment...

I am too reserved to say ... tonight.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Okay, you had me traipsing off to google for that one....


I saw him cook with Maker's Mark one time. That is sacraligious. You're supposed to drink that stuff, not cook with it...

Let's form a posse. We'll capture Mr. LaGasse and enact an inspired submission for the BDSM/Nonconsent categories involving branding with a pizelle iron and anal administration of cayenne pepper. And [amazing return to the thread title] if that doesn't lead him to cry us a river, nothing will.

Shanglan

 

[CharleyH]

Let's form a posse. We'll capture Mr. LaGasse and enact an inspired submission for the BDSM/Nonconsent categories involving branding with a pizelle iron and anal administration of cayenne pepper. And [amazing return to the thread title] if that doesn't lead him to cry us a river, nothing will.

Shanglan

LOL -write the cliche - anew?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Let's form a posse. We'll capture Mr. LaGasse and enact an inspired submission for the BDSM/Nonconsent categories involving branding with a pizelle iron and anal administration of cayenne pepper. And [amazing return to the thread title] if that doesn't lead him to cry us a river, nothing will.

Shanglan

Thanks for bringing it around town, Shanglan.

Oh, and what's the Aunt Jemima Treatment?

roll them and roll them and throw them in the pan?

 

[Guest]

Thanks for bringing it around town, Shanglan.

Oh, and what's the Aunt Jemima Treatment?

roll them and roll them and throw them in the pan?

No!

You need to see Stripes, with Bill Murray, the extended version now available on DVD!

And once, I must confess, hubby and I were playing around in a grocery store and he lifts up a large spatula and says, "Do you know what your problem is?"

This poor woman next to us panicked for just a second until she realized what was happening - we weren't fighting, we were flirting.

The next line is, "Nobody's ever given you the Aunt Jemima Treatment."

And then Bill Murray proceeds to slide the spatula under the buttcheeks of his perky MP as she sits on the stove in the general's(?) house.

Then they wind up having great sex in a cedar chest.



(OK - so maybe you had to be there - get the movie, seriously!)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No!

You need to see Stripes, with Bill Murray, the extended version now available on DVD!

And once, I must confess, hubby and I were playing around in a grocery store and he lifts up a large spatula and says, "Do you know what your problem is?"

This poor woman next to us panicked for just a second until she realized what was happening - we weren't fighting, we were flirting.

The next line is, "Nobody's ever given you the Aunt Jemima Treatment."

And then Bill Murray proceeds to slide the spatula under the buttcheeks of his perky MP as she sits on the stove in the general's(?) house.

Then they wind up having great sex in a cedar chest.



(OK - so maybe you had to be there - get the movie, seriously!)

Oh! I did see that, I just forgot. I love that movie.

 

[Dar~]

Ho bag!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ho bag!

did someone say my name?
*looks around*

 

[Honey123]

I can't seem to get into any cooking shows...I just feel that if I can't taste it right then and there, why watch it?

 

[matriarch]

I've read all the words posted.......I know I understand them, they are English.......well, in places ( )......but none of them make any sense in my brain.

That's the most confusing situation to be in.

I won't read any of this any more, I can't cope with that level of confusion at the end of a long and emotional day.

 

[erise]

I can't seem to get into any cooking shows...I just feel that if I can't taste it right then and there, why watch it?

Yes, there's that. Plus, they just make me feel like a lesser human being because I can barely operate a toaster.

 

[Honey123]

Yes, there's that. Plus, they just make me feel like a lesser human being because I can barely operate a toaster.

LOL....they make Mac 'n Cheese look good

 

[SummerMorning]

LOL....they make Mac 'n Cheese look good

A toaster's easy.

Try using a fork the english way.

 

[Honey123]

A toaster's easy.

Try using a fork the english way.

you mean besides using my left hand or my right hand, there is an english way?

Please, next you'll be telling me to try it with my feet!!!

*I'd prefer to lick it off that little tufted area you are showing in your AV...

 

[SummerMorning]

you mean besides using my left hand or my right hand, there is an english way?

Please, next you'll be telling me to try it with my feet!!!

*I'd prefer to lick it off that little tufted area you are showing in your AV...

The english way: turn the fork upside down and try to pile baked beans and macaroni onto it.

 

[Honey123]

The english way: turn the fork upside down and try to pile baked beans and macaroni onto it.

don't the beans slip off?

 

[SummerMorning]

don't the beans slip off?

I'm not English. I eat like Napoleon said we should.

 

[erise]

The english way: turn the fork upside down and try to pile baked beans and macaroni onto it.

That's what spoons are for.

 

[Honey123]

I'm not English. I eat like Napoleon said we should.

With your hand in your jacket?

 

[erise]

LOL....they make Mac 'n Cheese look good

Mac n cheese is one step up from what I can manage, I'm afraid. I order the bestest takeout thai though.

 

[Honey123]

That's what spoons are for.

See, you CAN be on a cooking show!!!