Oh My God...I think I have Jennifer Lopez's Ass.

[Chuckus]

Re: oh yeah?

Keep the attitude of working with what you have.....it was given to you for a reason.

Reasons...what reason could that be? Do tell.

Well think of it this way, it is what makes YOU unique and special in your own way. The other reason is this, you are a good looking gal and well.........you are a good looking gal, everyone is different and unique in their own special way.

Example, sometimes I despise being so tall and having long legs and long arms, because it is a pain in my butt.....however there are times when it comes in handy and I am glad I am tall (i.e. reaching things on a top shelf, being able to wrap my arms all the way around my lady...) so you take the good with the bad and make the most of it!!!

Just try and find the silver lining.

 

[Melody_lane]

Besides if I want your secret to a sexy body I better be nice eh? *giggle*

I'd like that secret, too. Who holds it? Where are the supermodels when you actually want them around? LOL

 

[Melody_lane]

Melody_lane
Tiny tits,
Perfect mouthful
big ass,
More to sit on my lap with
too large a waist
the better to hold unto in wild fits of passion

Well now..somebody likes to flatter.

Of course, you did confirm that I have tiny tits, a big ass, and a large waist....humph!

 

[Silverlily]

Did she really say that?

big ass, too large a waist

Ok, you are a smart girl, I know you know the definition of big and large, but just in case (because we are having our doubts), no, they aren't. Throw me in with the "you have a great body" group.


Chuckus, have you tried tall sizes? I have the same sleeve problem with my husband (6'3", all arms and legs). For years he always bought XL shirts when what he really needed was LT. Eddie Bauer carries that size and unhemmed pants as well.

 

[Chuckus]

Re: Did she really say that?

Chuckus, have you tried tall sizes? I have the same sleeve problem with my husband (6'3", all arms and legs). For years he always bought XL shirts when what he really needed was LT. Eddie Bauer carries that size and unhemmed pants as well.

Good evening Kitten Eyes. Yes LT works sometimes but not always.......I am about and inch and a half taller than your husband and my arms are quite long.......XL shirts sometimes make me feel like a "blimp". I do watch very carefully for what kind of material shirts and such are made of for shrinkage problems and all. I do quite a bit of "hang" drying of shirts to try and minimize shrinkage of shirts. Thanks for the advice....any thing else you have experienced or found beneficial is always appreciated. ;-)

 

[Guest]

I'm jealous!

 

[Melody_lane]

My hand...Ahh, pretty much the same. My neurologist sent me to go get a couple MRIs. We'll find out what they detect on tuesday, when I go back to the neurologist. He gave the 'it might be's...
1. MS.
2. Some autoimmune syndrome, that for the life of me I can't spell-sounds like gillian beray?
3. And a slim possibly of either a brain tumor or pinched nerve.

So, basically...he had no f*cking clue.
We're all optimistic though...and I'm not worrying about anything until there is something to worry about. I truly believe that I can overcome anything, though(except that big ass*smirks).

Anyway, I was not in the least upset with anything you said on the other thread. Sorry if I had given you that impression. And thanks for the flattery...you know all women eat it up like candy.

 

[Guest]

flattery

 

[Bobtoad777]

Melody_lane
Tiny tits,
Perfect mouthful
big ass,
More to sit on my lap with
too large a waist
the better to hold unto in wild fits of passion

Well now..somebody likes to flatter.

Of course, you did confirm that I have tiny tits, a big ass, and a large waist....humph!

just think if you have bigger tits you will have back pain, a smaller ass would hurt if you fell on it while skating, and a thinner waist may lead to problems with child bearing. see the beauty and sexiness that is you as you are.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm sorry, but could you all stop talking? I'm trying to concentrate on that photo.

And concentrate...and concentrate! And Concentrate! And CONCENTRATE! CONCENTRATE! OH GOD! CON-CEN-TRATE! OH YES! AND CONCENTRATE!!!!! UHHHHH....!

*Whew*

I'm sorry. What were you all saying?

 

[Bobtoad777]

OH GOD!

I thought you were an athiest Dixon?

 

[Melody_lane]

I'm sorry, but could you all stop talking? I'm trying to concentrate on that photo.

And concentrate...and concentrate! And Concentrate! And CONCENTRATE! CONCENTRATE! OH GOD! CON-CEN-TRATE! OH YES! AND CONCENTRATE!!!!! UHHHHH....!

*Whew*

I'm sorry. What were you all saying?

Dixon, I could kiss you to pieces, sweetie.
And btw, I had a defining moment a few minutes ago...and owe you a sincere thank you for it. You told me to hold out for more...and I am. Thank you, truly. I respect you a lot, and your words have meaning. Thank you for sharing them with me, on occasion.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I want your body just for a day lol

But you look great all the same

 

[ShyGuy68]

Melody

Man you look as hot as always!!! I don't see anything wrong with you at all!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Melody

Man you look as hot as always!!! I don't see anything wrong with you at all!!

I was going to say I will take any opportunity to screw you senseless... but that is tacky... and I would like to talk to you too so ummm.... DITTO!

 

[Xander]

Melody.....I feel like groping hehehe

Beautiful as always .

And Cheffie, fuck tacky LOL
I wanna fuck her senseless.

 

[Melody_lane]

You people keep this up and I'm gonna laugh my Ass Off!


Whew...that was a bad joke, I think I need to go back to bed! Terrible.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Wow, 'nuff said.

 

[Curious Guy]

And now the bad pick-up line made famous by the Bellamy Brothers

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

OH GOD!

I thought you were an athiest Dixon?

I also say "I'm gonna eat you, baby" without being a cannibal.

 

[Bobtoad777]

OH GOD!

I thought you were an athiest Dixon?

I also say "I'm gonna eat you, baby" without being a cannibal.

In a sense oral sex is canabilism because of the consuming of cells from the other person. But aside from getting technical. How can an athiest use any reference to a higher being real, myth or other, such as 'God Damn It', 'Thank god', 'Oh God!', 'Dear God' or any such reference.

It seems to me such phrases you athiests really legitimizing something they try hard not to believe in. Dagnavit I am confusing myself its to late for me and rational and critical thinking to work together.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Magic Merlin]

BOB! Go to bed right now!



You just fucked up my mind real good with that post.

 

[Silverlily]

You just fucked up my mind real good with that post.

Sigh, and there are so many other things to fuck.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Bob, I know it's hard to believe, but you just have to have a little faith -- I am an atheist.

Swear to God.

Melody. You're welcome, sweetie.