Oh My God...I think I have Jennifer Lopez's Ass.

God damn it, this is a thread about my shapely ass, not about the ass of the universe! (although, the other day I was thinking they were one in the same. :))
 
Don't be worried that you have a little "junk in the trunk"
as the brothers would say. You could be in a rap video. Baby Got Back part two.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
Bob, I know it's hard to believe, but you just have to have a little faith -- I am an atheist.

Swear to God.

Melody. You're welcome, sweetie.


Ah so your not an athiest or if you were wouldn't you have to swaer to something that you believe in like the atom or the molecule or bigus bangus or something seeable or observable or testable. By swearing to something that you don't believe in makes you scramble my brain.
 
Melody, I think you need to post more picture of both your and Hennifer Lopez's ass so we can make a more detailed comparison!! :D:D
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
If that scrambles your brain get this: I'm a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.

Now that is something thei can accept
 
When I see such a beautiful, young....

hunk-O-buns......... such as yours.....

Strutting around such as you apparently do......

I have only one comment that would alleviate any concern you may have for your arse.......

"NICE SHITTER!!!"

Ah, now how swayve and de-boner am I?

Huh?
 
Cyan-I believe it was something on The Learning Channel, actually. I'm not a football fan, well that is unless I am playing with some goodlooking men. Then, hey baby--tackle me all you want. :D

Jeff-thanks.

Sparky-LMAO, uh...don't know what the fuck to say to you. Such class, but I think a thanks is appropriate to you, as well. Funny little man.

And thanks to the rest. I have happily gotten passed my little self-depreciating episode, stay tuned for the next...:)
 
Melody Lopez!!!!!!

See now what is soo bad about that? Nothing in my eyes....
 
Wow Melody, you do seem to have the same butt.

But what's wrong with that? Hell most men would give an arm and a leg to see that.

Okay now where do I sign up for one?
 
Nicole said:
Wow Melody, you do seem to have the same butt.

But what's wrong with that? Hell most men would give an arm and a leg to see that.

Okay now where do I sign up for one?

I could put you on the list Nicole?????????
 
I'll just say this,,,, several times,,,

Nice ass Mel,,, very nice.

And you are complaining?
 
Anybody have any BenGay?

I have this strange ache in my.........right arm.

Melody I would love to see more....I'll trade ya...hehehehehe

Nicole said:
Wow Melody, you do seem to have the same butt.

But what's wrong with that? Hell most men would give an arm and a leg to see that.


Arm...Leg.....call it what ya want, it's still a
****(censored)


More Ass from the past...heehehe

http://a1060.g.akamai.net/f/1060/597/30minutes/www.zing.com/picture/pad0eca67a871503487b0d5b0b0197037/ff692e2b.jpg.orig.jpg
 
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