oh oh... okra

ha, i'm not alone. actually, i think burnt popcorn might have a better taste.

yup. every now and again on a long cold (to my southern family) day, H'll make a big old pot of beans. they're okay... H seasons them up nice and spicy.

Have you had ramps yet? Where we used to ride fourwheelers just north of Oak Ridge, it was totally a thang there.. and they'd cook them in garlic.


GAG!
 
Yeah that's exactly it. That was my mamaw.

Okra's never gonna be good, like get that out of your head. You're trying to get to edible.

well im gonna give shadwell's recipe one last shot before giving up completely... but that's kind of my impression.
 
For pintos or blackeyeds I put nothing more than salt in the water and a smoked ham hock. MMMmmmm...

My wife says they're "edible"...lol

Soup beans and cornbread is my favorite food. I can live on them.

Has to be good cornbread though. For some reason my gf doesn't put like... this bitch tried to serve me basically corn meal and water, like a fuckin Johnny Cake, like we were on the Oregan trail, like one step up from hardtack.

I ain't never hit a woman but I bit into that and wanted to slap the shit out of her.

Why do people eat bland fucking food? Soup beans you can get away with because then I can season it myself later, but the bread is what it is. Anyway she doesn't get to make cornbread anymore. I make it now. Because I don't hate myself and my family.

Edit: She fuckin steams okra too, bitch has lost her goddamn mind. We got into an actual fight about okra one time. Like you know how when you're in a relationship you get in dumbass screaming fights over stupid shit? We did that over okra.

And it's never JUST about the okra, the hidden deeper meaning was that I smoke and all I ever eat is deep fried bullshit or candy and I'm gonna die. And she's right but Jesus Christ I simply can't. I can't eat the way she wants me to. I can't live on unseasoned meat and steamed veggies.

I'm here for the good time, not the long time.

She legit tried to throw away my deep fryer. She set the lid on fire. I don't think on purpose, but it was right after the fight so maybe on purpose.

Okra is a contentious subject in my house, so sorry if I seem too passionate.

Don't feed this bitch corn nuggets, whatever you do.

Edit 2: And that fucking air fryer is bullshit, if anyone is wondering. It ain't worth having. Yes, it's healthier, but at what cost? It's an oven. That's all it is. A smaller, shittier oven taking up counter space.

Let me fry my fucking food.
 
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Have you had ramps yet? Where we used to ride fourwheelers just north of Oak Ridge, it was totally a thang there.. and they'd cook them in garlic.


GAG!
ramps.. is that like turnip greens? *gag* slimy ... like canned spinach.

i love my veggies as fresh as can be, raw a lot of the time, stir-fried or steamed for the most


candi... i can NOT imagine the texture of steamed okra. *shudders*

and being a smoker with a love for fried food and candy, your gf may have a point about your taste buds and worries for your health but fresh, barely cooked veggies have a LOT of flavour. steaming doesn't dilute teh flavour like boiling or mask it like breading
 
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