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Joe Wordsworth said:
I'll kill you with madgical spells and potions... oooOOOooooOOOooo.

There, I just casted a spell of killin' you from my magical book of magical hoodoo.
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PMSL!!!!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I is a feared of yer great powers...spare my village and I'll offer you up a wench.
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I want in on that Lousiana thang : Missed it. I AM CANADIAN = clueless :D
 
I figure magic works as well as prayer.

In Africa, magic is a big problem. People actually can and do die from it. It may be all psychological, but it seems to work.

--Zoot
 
cloudy said:
that woman thinks she's got a bad mojo, huh?

:D :D :D
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Great now I have the Doors stuck in my head. "Mr. Mojo Rising. Rising, Rising." Damn, it's not even one of his better songs too.
 
CharleyH said:
Jesus JOE, just get laid, who the fuck cares when you say bye in the morning ;|
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just an inquiry: intense night between Joe and CharleyH = "squirrel-killin' sex"?
 
according to the one witch I know well, this chick is messing around in major "backfire" area, BTW. doing harm always returns to you.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
I figure magic works as well as prayer.

In Africa, magic is a big problem. People actually can and do die from it. It may be all psychological, but it seems to work.

--Zoot
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See, I have to put them in different categories. Prayer... asking God for something, it's all His perrogative. People who pray for things like winning the lottery or a cure for cancer--bam, and it doesn't happen? We're left with "Either prayer just doesn't work or the answer was 'No'." I can offer a reward of a million dollars to the first person who can show that a prayer preceded a result, and the result was unexpected--I probably won't pay that out, though I may have to. I can't show it doesn't work because of the whole "it's not my decision to make" thing.

Magical spells... "I have the power/knowledge/wisdom/book-with-the-recipe and can make something happen". People who do spells and that thing doesn't happen? We're left with either "You can't do magic" or "Magic doesn't work". I can offer a reward of a million dollars to the first person who can show that they have a spell that works with reliable frequency as to call it causation (real simple, clean, scientific). I don't think I'll ever have to pay that out. But, because it's /them/ doing the hoodoo, the burden of proof is on them far, far more strongly.

Like "faith healers" (ugh). You got to PROVE that shit, man. If you say "I can heal people", you have got to PROVE you can heal those fuckers... otherwise you are a fraud. Or the mentalist guy who was offered a ton of money to display his powers for a team of scientists and cameras and came up with an almost unending number of reasons why he couldn't do it right then, in that room, in the other room, with this guy watching, with the camera on, with people behind him... etc.

I still have a standing reward of $10,000 to the first person to do some hoodoo for me. I have, thus far, parted with not a red cent.
 
A lot of magic spells, especially curses, invove invoking malefic deities to make the trouble. When I was hanging around the old pagan temple, people rarely claimed to have the powers themselves, only that they were able to channel or invoke powers that already existed.

I was big on Aleistar Crowley for a while, and I still think he was the best practiotioner of magic in the twentieth century (certainly the most interesting) As far as I know, neither Crowley nor any other member of his circle claimed to have great personal powers, only that they could access powers that already exist.

Seen in this way, Magic has a lot in common with prayer, with the Magician serving as consecrated priest. It is prayer, in fact, only not to the God most people acknowledge.
 
Crowley... ugh.

We had to cover him in a philo course a few years ago. I have zero respect for that guy--a fraud, junkie, and bored aristocrat.
 
Joe Wordsworth said:
I still have a standing reward of $10,000 to the first person to do some hoodoo for me. I have, thus far, parted with not a red cent.
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Oh, well heck, why didn't you say so in the first place? I know of an ancient Irish leprechaun jig that will actually make $10,000 disappear. Wanna see it?
 
Op_Cit said:
Oh, well heck, why didn't you say so in the first place? I know of an ancient Irish leprechaun jig that will actually make $10,000 disappear. Wanna see it?
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Is it madjgickal?
 
yui said:
And madjgickally delicious!
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I once tongued a chica's ginny until she came so hard that she squirted right in my eye...

...and the only thing I could think of was "So this is what it's like..."

Followed by

"...I'm so aiming for the eyes, in a minute."
 
Joe Wordsworth said:
I once tongued a chica's ginny until she came so hard that she squirted right in my eye...

...and the only thing I could think of was "So this is what it's like..."

Followed by

"...I'm so aiming for the eyes, in a minute."
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Joe, you made me laugh. Calculating little bastard, aren't you? :D
 
Joe Wordsworth said:
I have sex as an act of vengeance.
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All warm and fuzzy about sex, are you? :D I've heard of a mercy lay, but a vengeance lay? Do you make a vengeance fuck really good or really bad? I could see it working either way.
 
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