Oh sweet baby Jeebus!

[Betticus]

Crap, I'm dizzy and feel like throwing up. I think I have a cuncussion.

Can't spell either. nausea.

I'm gonna tell everybody at work that I got beat up by lesbians.

 

[FurryFury]

Crap, I'm dizzy and feel like throwing up. I think I have a cuncussion.

Can't spell either. nausea.

I'm gonna tell everybody at work that I got beat up by lesbians.

Damn Lesbian step!

Fury

 

[SpectreT]

Gravity: it's not just a good idea - it's the law.

So you could say, Bett fought the law, and the law won.

Just ribbin', guy. But stuff like that is why I'm the guy who nurses two or three double scotch on the rocks all damn night - I usually have to carry my friends home. You're only about twenty pounds heavier than any of them, and I lugged one incapacitated 220 pound carcass about a mile from the bar to his house. Once you get an unconscious drunk man in the right position, carrying's easy.

Then again, I've got a hundred pounds on the guy I was carrying. Advantage to being a pudgy strong guy instead of being a ripped superstrong guy - you get used to using leverage instead of pure force. Shame about your pal's torn muscle. (and I'm nowhere near as strong as him - 600 deadlift? I'm lucky to get the little bit more than my own bodyweight - 323 - that I can. I'm impressed.) An aside to satin_coals: Big guys and genuine tough guys are generally the most laid back cats on earth. Comes from knowing what you can do, and what you can take.

I missed some stuff added to the thread since I started writing this. - Bigger shame about the concussion. Seriously, man. Hope you recover from this well. I'd definitely avoid scraps, frat boys, and stairs for a while.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL!

I find stairs scary.

I've fallen down them.

I've fallen up them even more often.

Bad stairs!

Fury

 

[Marquis]

Let me know if you ever come to Miami, Bett. We'll get it crunk.

 

[satin_coals]

it's a drink-a-thon with Betticus!

down those shots .. w00000000t!

 

[catalina_francisco]

Hmmm, you guys are aware how many brain cells are permanently wiped out by alcoholic indulgence, don't ya?!

Catalina

 

[graceanne]

Hmmm, you guys are aware how many brain cells are permanently wiped out by alcoholic indulgence, don't ya?!

Catalina

I think it's too late, Cat.

*smiles innocently*

 

[satin_coals]

braincells are over-rated .. *grins*

 

[SpectreT]

Hmmm, you guys are aware how many brain cells are permanently wiped out by alcoholic indulgence, don't ya?!

Catalina

In my case, damn few. I don't go out that often, and it's usually as the "office dad"; somebody's got to keep an eye on the serious drunkards, and make sure they get home okay.

I think the stairs damaged more of Bett's brain cells than the alcohol this time, though it may be a close race...

I hope he's okay.

 

[Betticus]

Let me know if you ever come to Miami, Bett. We'll get it crunk.

Okay, as long as we go to clubs with soft floors.

 

[Betticus]

Hmmm, you guys are aware how many brain cells are permanently wiped out by alcoholic indulgence, don't ya?!

Catalina

Are you not familiar with the buffalo theory?

 

[Betticus]

I missed some stuff added to the thread since I started writing this. - Bigger shame about the concussion. Seriously, man. Hope you recover from this well. I'd definitely avoid scraps, frat boys, and stairs for a while.

Oh yeah, I think I'll take it easy for a while.

 

[Betticus]

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

[Betticus]

it's a drink-a-thon with Betticus!

down those shots .. w00000000t!

Oh lord no! Can't even think about it right now.

My buddy found my phone somewhere in his truck though

 

[kiten69]

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

LMAO...i've seen this one, quite a concept

 

[jadefirefly]

That is an awesome theory!!

The only downside is that my parents watched that show so much when I was a kid, I'm reading that and I could HEAR him saying it! AAUGH!

 

[Betticus]

Right when I'm about to go to bed people come out to play.

This is bad, I don't even feel like flaming the gb today.

 

[kiten69]

Right when I'm about to go to bed people come out to play.

This is bad, I don't even feel like flaming the gb today.

*take two asprin and call me in the morning*

 

[Betticus]

*take two asprin and call me in the morning*

I'm single, I don't have aspirin. That would mean that I do responsible stuff like actually go to the store. There is a jar of sauerkraut in the fridge but that's about it.

 

[kiten69]

I'm single, I don't have aspirin. That would mean that I do responsible stuff like actually go to the store. There is a jar of sauerkraut in the fridge but that's about it.

...haven't lost your sense of humor i see

 

[tealsphynx]

If you think you have a cuncussion (I know that can't be the right spelling) shouldn't you go see a doctor? Apperently after the weekend before last my neighbor has decided that Aftershock is not as friendly as she once believed it....If I could continue doing shots I'd find something else she and I could do together, but given recent discoveries, I can't drink for a while

 

[graceanne]

If you think you have a cuncussion (I know that can't be the right spelling) shouldn't you go see a doctor? Apperently after the weekend before last my neighbor has decided that Aftershock is not as friendly as she once believed it....If I could continue doing shots I'd find something else she and I could do together, but given recent discoveries, I can't drink for a while

Recent discoveries? Hm, what kind of recent discoveries can make it so you can't drink for a while? Gee, I dunno.

Are you pregnant?

 

[chris9]

Recent discoveries? Hm, what kind of recent discoveries can make it so you can't drink for a while? Gee, I dunno.

Are you pregnant?

By why the sad face?

 

[graceanne]

By why the sad face?

Cause she can't drink! Well, and if she is she's gotta have it in a military hospital. That'd make me frown, too.