Ok, Pop Quiz.....

[RisiaSkye]

This situation is what my friends who've hooked up with online acquaintances have warned me about. I'm sorry you're all going through it.

 

[Problem Child]

Never darlin, he fell in love with you no less than three times a week a month or so ago, then he sorta knocked off with the whole consistency thing. Except that I hear he has the consistency of Thai food. But that's just rumor and unsupported innuendo.

You're so goddamned funny!

I want to fall in love with you and start a long thread where we say nasty things in German...or Swahili...or Pig Latin...

 

[Angel]

Hey, lay off PC. I called first dibs on Muff!

Of course if you like sloppy seconds...

 

[Problem Child]

Hey, lay off PC. I called first dibs on Muff!

If it's you, the sloppier the better...

 

[Angel]

PC

Wewe kula mimi, PC?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: PC

Wewe kula mimi, PC?

Nasikia njaa sana!

 

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

Come on, Lav - Let's get dirty in Swahili!

 

[lavender]

 

[bluntforcemama]

Honestly, I think your morals are corruptible. Other than that I don't have a problem.

 

[Cheyenne]

Oops. Guess I should have read this thread before today, huh? I didn't have a clue there was anything between Xander and Mistress.

*gets out scorecard, which is only done in pencil for a reason around here, and enters new name for Xander's partner*

 

[Mistress]

 

[Angel]

Oops. Guess I should have read this thread before today, huh? I didn't have a clue there was anything between Xander and Mistress.

*gets out scorecard, which is only done in pencil for a reason around here, and enters new name for Xander's partner*

LOL

 

[GuyJD]

I HOPE I DON'T DISAPPOINT YOU

Don't know you, personally.
Can't hate you.
To put it mildly, of all of the people on my Lit shit list, you didn't make it on there. (LOL)

 

[Xander]

Oops. Guess I should have read this thread before today, huh? I didn't have a clue there was anything between Xander and Mistress.

*gets out scorecard, which is only done in pencil for a reason around here, and enters new name for Xander's partner*

Shit you have a scoreboard???
Ah well, everyone needs a hobby I guess.

 

[April]

LOL

 

[Mistress]

Winks at Xander and smiles brightly

 

[Xander]

*Snuggles Mistress, and Bonks April on the head*

Doo Doo head Big Sista.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well, not that it really makes any difference, but...

I don't hate you, Mistress!

Rowr!!

 

[April]

 

[Cheyenne]

Shit you have a scoreboard???
Ah well, everyone needs a hobby I guess.

Around here, it is a full time job.

 

[Dillinger]

I envy that barrel you're sitting on.

 

[Mistress]

I envy that barrel you're sitting on.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I envy that barrel you're sitting on.

Especially since it's full (hic)... half full of warm beer!

 

[KID ROCK1]

LMAO!!!

Misty has strong feelings for a internet BUM and fucked him after three days...

Pathetic...

~i~