OK, This Is Kinky!!

[Mrs. Sanj]

I kind of imagine him penetrating that spot in the seat where crumbs and coins collect.

That's where my mind went, or a hole in the upholstery.

 

[Essene]

That's where my mind went, or a hole in the upholstery.

*laugh*

Yeah...crumbs...dirt...just so...eww

 

[Noira]

...Masterbating with a really, REALLY big sex toy?

Whew, talk about size queens here.

 

[graceanne]

*blink*

You have officially hurt my brain.

I have brain bruises forming.

 

[Lady_Midnight]

I can't believe the article doesn't say how this is done and if there are so many others that "enjoy" the same tastes you would think there would be some information on the web right?

Right.

Clicky

 

[myinnerslut]

Right.

Clicky

right. well.

if you can think of it, someone wants to do it and someone wants to watch it

 

[EmpressFi]

So would that make him autosexual?

I kind of imagine him penetrating that spot in the seat where crumbs and coins collect.

I don't know why.

You, my dear, are an adorable smartass

autosexual... *chuckles*

 

[Mrs. Sanj]

right. well.

if you can think of it, someone wants to do it and someone wants to watch it

Very well put and so true.

 

[Essene]

You, my dear, are an adorable smartass

autosexual... *chuckles*

Weellll if he don't like girls, and he don't like boys, or any human beings for that matter... LOL

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-5. Leather interiors on luxury vehicles work rather well for humping. I've seen vanilla folks enjoy this as an alternative to lady palm and her five fingers. Cleans easy too!

Oh okay, so in actuality I wasn't too far off...
This was number five out of the TWELVE ways listed in the entry that LadyMidnight posted the link to.

Just make certain that you give all those nooks and crannies a good vacuuming...

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Bizarre. Just totally daft.

I wonder if all the little train/plane spotters who write down train model numbers and aeroplane numbers in their little notebooks harbour the same forbidden urges?

Train sex would have to be the ultimate in electroplay. Might even tempt DVS.

I wonder how he fucked the helicopter. Do helicopters have tailpipes?

 

[missy_me]

I wonder how he fucked the helicopter. Do helicopters have tailpipes?

He made love to the helicopter, big difference.
I'm guessing it was probably 2-5 from Lady_Midnight's list.

I really need to work more to prevent me from thinking about things like these...

 

[Essene]

You know, speaking of nooks and crannies, I wonder what you would call someone who likes to get off on english muffins.

I wonder what that would be like...LOL

But you know me - top,bottom,boys,girls,english muffins,toaster pastries...

ROFL

 

[girlofurdreams]

So would that make him autosexual?

haha! good one muse

 

[jockdom]

Chitty Chitty bang bang takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[Netzach]

Jaguars with walnut knobs work well for this.

I'd hit that.

 

[graceanne]

Chitty Chitty bang bang takes on a whole new meaning.

*cough*

I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Chitty Chitty bang bang takes on a whole new meaning.

Bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, our fine dual tailpiped friend...

 

[jockdom]

Bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, our fine dual tailpiped friend...

LOL although the childcatcher scared the shit into me when I was a bairn.

 

[greeneyed_Lady]

Chitty Chitty bang bang takes on a whole new meaning.

I'd hit that.

Hell.. *I'D* hit that!!

I saw this article a couple of months ago.. was interesting, odd to me, but who am I to say if it's kinky or not...

*former owner of a classic muscle car*

Brings new meaning to "Your highbeams are on"..

 

[Lady_Midnight]

LOL although the childcatcher scared the shit into me when I was a bairn.

I think he had the same effect on all of us lol.

 

[FFOTS4Life]

Wow everyone of you on this thread had me cracking up...lol I needed a good laugh. As for the man and his cars...if he isn't hurting anyone else then who cares....as a previous poster pointed out who am I to judge what is kinky?

 

[Essene]

Wow everyone of you on this thread had me cracking up...lol I needed a good laugh. As for the man and his cars...if he isn't hurting anyone else then who cares....as a previous poster pointed out who am I to judge what is kinky?

*thinks*

Hmm...well I don't see anything wrong with it, but I like to revel in the comedy of errors that is life...as in I like to laugh. I laugh at, and make fun of myself all the time. No one is spared the wrath of my terrible sense of humor...not even this guy.

I think if folks thought there was actually something wrong with it, there would be a heated argument, the end of which would involve Grace taking all the freaking cookies. Again!

 

[subbie_333]

I think if folks thought there was actually something wrong with it, there would be a heated argument, the end of which would involve Grace taking all the freaking cookies.

Yeah, like, somebody needs to tie her hands or something.

 

[graceanne]

*thinks*

Hmm...well I don't see anything wrong with it, but I like to revel in the comedy of errors that is life...as in I like to laugh. I laugh at, and make fun of myself all the time. No one is spared the wrath of my terrible sense of humor...not even this guy.

I think if folks thought there was actually something wrong with it, there would be a heated argument, the end of which would involve Grace taking all the freaking cookies. Again!

Moi? *innocent*

Silly, I already got all the cookies out of this thread.

 

[graceanne]

Yeah, like, somebody needs to tie her hands or something.

Oh, please, not that. Anything but that. Really. Don't.