Okie lit-together?

[Ms_Toy]

Somehow I think you would be passing them around to all your buddies. That would NOT be a good thing.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I promise I won't, have I ever let you down before?

 

[Ms_Toy]

ummmm Not yet anyway. Besides, I don't have the key.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Would a locksmith be out of the question?

 

[koleck]

Oh oh oh!

You could trust me with your pictures... I wouldn't let ANYONE see them! (Unless they asked nicely). They would never leave my pc, I swear! (Untill the file was done uploading). I'm completely trustworthy....

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I already tried that

 

[Ms_Toy]

It's a good thing I wasn't here last night when you two were trying to appropriate and pass around my pic's. Not sure exactly what I would do, but it would be very painful.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I wasn't trying to pass around the pics, he was, but who says painful is a bad thing?

 

[koleck]

It's a good thing I wasn't here last night when you two were trying to appropriate and pass around my pic's. Not sure exactly what I would do, but it would be very painful.

..... Who me??

*Innocent Pouty Face*

I didn't do anything! It was all Crimson!

 

[Ms_Toy]

I wasn't trying to pass around the pics, he was, but who says painful is a bad thing?

Oh I never said anything about pain not being a bad thing. There are just different levels. Some less pleasent than others.

 

[Ms_Toy]

..... Who me??

*Innocent Pouty Face*

I didn't do anything! It was all Crimson!

And you young man! I don't fall for that innocent look.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Yeah, you tell him.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Oh I never said anything about pain not being a bad thing. There are just different levels. Some less pleasent than others.

I suppose that's true.

 

[Ms_Toy]

Shakes head and looks from one to the other.

Oh well, guess men will be men. (thank goodness!)

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Shakes head and looks from one to the other.

Oh well, guess men will be men. (thank goodness!)

That's how we keep you on your toes or knees or back or whatever

 

[koleck]

And you young man! I don't fall for that innocent look.

Hmm... I also do the Adorable and So Sexy You Can't Resist looks... and of course Deep Contemplation, but I doubt that one will work here...

Would either of those get me off the hook?

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Farmer Brown

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls the vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take effect, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

The next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

"No," she says, "they are all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."

 

[Ms_Toy]

Hmm... I also do the Adorable and So Sexy You Can't Resist looks... and of course Deep Contemplation, but I doubt that one will work here...

Would either of those get me off the hook?

Nope, not a chance!

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Nope, not a chance!

How about the I'll do what I can to make it up to you look?

 

[sexy_dancer]

Best Strip Club

Main Oklahoma strip club site.... search anytown (with strip clubs)

http://stripclubs.naughtynightlife.com/find_oklahoma.asp

T-town strip clubs...
http://stripclubs.naughtynightlife.com/strip_clubs_results.asp?NavCityID=696&NavStateCode=OK

The best strip club I was ever in was Night Trips in Lawton!!! It was a blast. Ladies get in for free (without a man). Its awesome!!!

 

[sexy_dancer]

Name

I suppose that's true.

I love your name. I'm fixing to start my masters at OU!

 

[Mr. Crimson]

The best strip club I was ever in was Night Trips in Lawton!!! It was a blast. Ladies get in for free (without a man). Its awesome!!!

Unfortunately that's not OKC-area, so that's probably out of the question. Night Trips in OKC wasn't that great, part of the problem was that it was a little small and it was a little too busy.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

I love your name. I'm fixing to start my masters at OU!

Thanks, can you guess where I got the idea for it? Are you going to be at the OU-HSC or actually at OU?

 

[Dana Gallagher]

No fully nude strip clubs serve alcohol

Yep, but they are topless only and no alcohol usually.

Not positive though, I've never been to one so I don't know what's allowed and what isn't... but I have friends that have been and I think that's what they told me if I remember correctly.

wrong!

I don't typically know about the age limits, but as the exwife of a guy that used to frequent strip clubs (in his younger years), I do know that there is a law in Oklahoma that you can't serve alcohol in a fully nude strip club.... so ALL of your strip clubs that serve alcohol would be topless only....

The strip clubs that are like fruit bars, with no alcohol served are the only ones that a fully nude!

Tulsa has one fully nude strip club and I believe OKC has none....

 

[koleck]

wrong!

I don't typically know about the age limits, but as the exwife of a guy that used to frequent strip clubs (in his younger years), I do know that there is a law in Oklahoma that you can't serve alcohol in a fully nude strip club.... so ALL of your strip clubs that serve alcohol would be topless only....

The strip clubs that are like fruit bars, with no alcohol served are the only ones that a fully nude!

Tulsa has one fully nude strip club and I believe OKC has none....

Wow... If ya didn't know any better you'd think I'd never been to a strip club....


... Oh yea, I haven't...