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bobwhitecrow said:
No strip club.

1 For my little whiney buddy Koleck.

2 They are too smokey.

3 There would be too many distractions for people to get to know each other, at least for myself, anyway.
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Awww how sweet... My significant other (as far as axe murdering goes) is backing me up!

You get first crack at it now, I promise!
 
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koleck said:
Yep, but they are topless only and no alcohol usually.

Not positive though, I've never been to one so I don't know what's allowed and what isn't... but I have friends that have been and I think that's what they told me if I remember correctly.
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I didn't know that, though I don't think there's any around here though. And I guess that would kind of suck for you if you had to wait in the parking lot until the party finished.
 
Mr. Crimson said:
I didn't know that, though I don't think there's any around here though. And I guess that would kind of suck for you if you had to wait in the parking lot until the party finished.
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If I did I'd keep Esha out there with me!

Mwuahahaha! :D
 
Top 25 Signs That You’ve Already Grown Up

1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ‘dressed up,’
10. You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
15. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff.’
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho’s.
23. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
25. You don’t get liquored up at home to save money before going to a bar.
 
bobwhitecrow said:
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ‘dressed up,’
10. You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
15. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff.’
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho’s.
23. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
25. You don’t get liquored up at home to save money before going to a bar.
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Hnmmm.... So I'm guessing that me being 20 and a watcher of the weather channel means I'm grown up? Yea right! I think I've proved that much already! :nana:
 
Apparently,

koleck said:
Hnmmm.... So I'm guessing that me being 20 and a watcher of the weather channel means I'm grown up? Yea right! I think I've proved that much already! :nana:
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You are on your way. Next thing you know, you will prefer sleep over sex.
 
Well,

Mr. Crimson said:
Interest just seems to come and go around here, doesn't it?
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I guess there just aren't that many out of the closet perverts like me, in Oklahoma. A small population results in fewer hits.
 
Im Lost....duhh...so whats new

bobwhitecrow said:
I guess there just aren't that many out of the closet perverts like me, in Oklahoma. A small population results in fewer hits.
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Normally I would admire bobwhites wisdom but after seeing his picture that fact he gets any hits is amazing to me. Some folks really shouldnt ever come out of the closet and his picture proves my point. At least shave one leg for us Bob. I do just so I have something smooth to sleep next to now and again and my closet hasnt let a pervert out any many years.
 
mikeofokc said:
Normally I would admire bobwhites wisdom but after seeing his picture that fact he gets any hits is amazing to me. Some folks really shouldnt ever come out of the closet and his picture proves my point. At least shave one leg for us Bob. I do just so I have something smooth to sleep next to now and again and my closet hasnt let a pervert out any many years.
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I almost think I'd feel naked if I shaved, plus my hair helps me stay warm on a cold night
 
Women

mikeofokc said:
Normally I would admire bobwhites wisdom but after seeing his picture that fact he gets any hits is amazing to me. Some folks really shouldnt ever come out of the closet and his picture proves my point. At least shave one leg for us Bob. I do just so I have something smooth to sleep next to now and again and my closet hasnt let a pervert out any many years.
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Some women, anyway, have said I have sexier legs than they do. Of course, it could be because I hang around with a lot of ugly women.
 
bobwhitecrow said:
Some women, anyway, have said I have sexier legs than they do. Of course, it could be because I hang around with a lot of ugly women.
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Are these ugly women coming to the litogether?
 
bobwhitecrow said:
Would you like them to?
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I know some ugly women, so I don't think I need to meet more on purpose, especially when I wouldn't even know their screen name
 
bobwhitecrow said:
I don't know any ulgy women. If it's ugly women you want, I might be able to oblige you.
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So they would be women you would describe as having great personalities?
 
Man this thread went down hill quick.

Considering the options of Bobwhite, women uglier than him and Rosie, I think I will go back in my cave with Rosie. Besides you guys dont know what ugly is until the day you get out of the shower and the mirror is not fogged up. Geesh what a shock.
 
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