One thing you’d do if you were the opposite gender?

[Btq97]

I’d order my own chips cos I wouldn’t be counting calories in my head and I’m goddam hungry



(other peoples chips taste better though, and the calories still belong to them)

would order the salad and the fish and then stare at your chips

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Get me some free drinks!

 

[Btq97]

Have to learn how to hover over the bog seat when I peed

 

[may_I_please]

Have to learn how to hover over the bog seat when I peed

Who does that?




I would grunt as a response

 

[Btq97]

Who does that?




I would grunt as a response

Sara pascoe.

Is that grunt yes or grunt no and can you get you feet of the furniture.

 

[Bbl87]

Don't know anything specific, but I'd definitely be lesbian.

 

[may_I_please]

I’d be heading out to the park in the morning on the pretext of giving my girl space to magic up Christmas

 

[Btq97]

I’d be heading out to the park in the morning on the pretext of giving my girl space to magic up Christmas

It's not like you were gonna help.

 

[AlexBailey]

Well… I guess I wouldn’t be a cross dresser anymore


I’d sing even more ballads written from the female perspective than I already do…..

 

[Mattentive]

I'd get an Anal Queen tattoo and then a shock when I changed back

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd do all the gentlemanly things for ladies that I like having done for me. Especially for the shy ones, the plain ones, the old ones, and the tired ones.

 

[Btq97]

Stuggle not to publicly scratch my arse or crotch

 

[Paligirl]

As a chick I am left wondering who hid the smorgasbord tbh



as a man I would absolutely walk straight down the middle of the pavement without moving aside for oncoming pedestrians and I would look them straight in the eye too

i do it anyway. i knock into people all the time...lo

 

[Btq97]

i do it anyway. i knock into people all the time...lo

You go girl. ( hair toss )

 

[Paligirl]

I would probably get in a fist fight...kick someone ass...mmmm

 

[Btq97]

I would probably get in a fist fight...kick someone ass...mmmm

Get hot for you being all alpha dog

 

[Paligirl]

Get hot for you being all alpha dog

Im not for everyone..lol

 

[Btq97]

Im not for everyone..lol

Mmm boy you gonna want a big piece of this pie.

 

[Paligirl]

Mmm boy you gonna want a big piece of this pie.

maybe, maybe not.

 

[Btq97]

maybe, maybe not.

Humph

 

[HornyMarriedMale]

Erm… get myself a sex machine… and lock myself in the room and enjoy being a woman for a bit

 

[Filipinawife]

Get a pay rise. Men are paid more than women.

 

[Btq97]

Not have to wear a suit to the office.

 

[stickygirl]

take a pee against a tree / wall

 

[ydahecnot]

Make the sammich